Bannanaism - do you worship?
Marrowism is indeed a cult - I have heard that people have become addicted to big Marrows
Marrow marrow on the wall
Who is finest of them all!
Sorry that should have been mirror.
Your comments are mirrored by reality
I grew a really big mirror once!
I used to be Marrowed. Then I got divorced.
"Marrowly marrowly marrowly marrowly life is but a dream"
I'm looking forward to tomarrow!
OK no white coats. I feel better now.
Hail the marrow
The people commenting on this hub are very marrow ninded!
- Kathryn LJposted 14 years ago
0 Do Not Yeild to the Marrow
Bananaism is just one of those silly fad religions, or sects, to be more accurate.
It's entire concept is slippery and pulpy, and as banana as it sounds. Added to this, it is designed to bend the mind. Don't fall for it.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
I do not protest, and how dare you accuse me of such!
I simply wish to save innocent souls the perils of bananaism.
And the Queensland banana is just a bigger mass/mess of mind bending pulp and slipperiness than the rest of them!
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.Have you not read The Marron, the written word of Marrow?
Pickling the Gherkin is a dire act of cruelty and forbidden. You can top up your inner Gherkin at any time of the year with fresh produce from hot houses.
Besides, most Cucumberists have sufficient inner Gourd without having to top up with Gherkin. Have you sought your inner Gourd?
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.I cannot stress enough the importance of reading The Marron and seeking your inner Gourd. When you have done this, you will find charity for your victims, repent for your evil actions, and receive mercy from Marrow. Marrow is very forgiving, you know.
I am now going to the Botanical Gardens for Sunday evening worship. I will pray for you.
Let Marrow be your guidence.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
If you do that, you'll have the Almighty Marrow to answer to!
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.Such misconceptions, and so typical of you banana people.
It's quite the reverse, actually; the Almighty Marrow really is All Mighty; over the 'great' banana, too, and in particular.
Only Marrow has the power to forgive - read your Marron and you'd know!
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
I'm guessing that's right!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
Yes, but even if it looks like Ozzy Osbourne, bananas (like tomatoes) can't sing, whereas Cucumbers can.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZjhjvLO4f4
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
Your video is just an animated photo, which doesn't prove anything.
Even if Cucumberism were just a cult, which it isn't, it's better than being a scam, which is what your bananaism is!
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.Ask yourself, Kathryn, what is it that makes the Cucumber so very special? The Cucumber is everything, and can, accordingly, do everything.
Not only does the Cucumber cover all the genres you mention, but all genres.
You can see and hear for yourself. Just contact the IAC (International Association of Cucumberism) in your area to obtain a free DVD of this year's Cucumber Royal Variety Show performed live before the Queen at the Royal Botanical Gardens in Cue. I was there, and it was amazing!
BTW, although not public knowledge, the Queen is also a Cucumberist, and would like to sway the C of E in the direction of Cucumberism.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.Oh, definitely classical. In the brass section of the orchestra.
You just wait, Mega1!
When the Queen has finally replaced the C of E with Cucumberism and made our High Priestess Britain's Spiritual Head, EmpressFelicity will be Empress and High Priestess of the United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and the British Commomwealth. She will have real power, and neither she nor I will forget what you have just said.
Peachism! It doesn't get nuttier than that!
I will pray for you when I go for evening service at the Botanical Gardens tomarrow.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.When that happens, such activities will be punished by imprisonment.
BTW, I've heard they plan to fell all peach trees when it happens. What will you do then, Mega?
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.Good to see it happens to the best of us, High Priestess. These peachists confuse us all.
Cucumberism is the Only Way.cucumberists are all simple minded and easily confused. I'm sorry, but its the truth. and do you notice its mainly men that are so convinced by the phallic veggies and fruits? just a thought!
That was a sexist remark! But what else could we expect from a peach person?
BTW, it was a private conversation between the High Priestess and I, and no concern of yours! And as for 'truth', you as a 'peachist' have absolutely no idea what the word 'truth' means!
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
It's a deal!
Today I seen an Apple fall to the ground - thats why I worship the banana
This is a myth.
Gourds are real
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.If you'd read your Marron, you'd realise a Cucumberist would never, ever actually eat the Cucumber.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.That, Pcunix, is where Cucumberism is so very different. But it really is time you got yourself The Marron, available free from the IAC (International Association of Cucumberism). The Cucumber is not our God, but one of God's little 'helpers', in much the same way as Zucchini, Gourd and the Great Pumpkin are. God is Marrow. Marrow's written word - The Marron - tells us that only the Great Pumpkin can be eaten, and jewelery made from its seeds. We Cucumberists always wear Great Pumpkin seed jewelery as a symbol of our denomination. You see, the Great Pumpkin actually offered its services in this way as a self-sacrificial gift to Marrow in 101 AC (after Cucumber (this referring to the first of all Cucumbers born to the Marrow Marrion in Cucumberland, later Cumberland, now Cumbria in Britain's Lake District)).
You have so much to learn, Pcunix.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
now you sound just like my mom, camlo!
- Kathryn LJposted 14 years ago0
...some of us worship herbs...
...our group gets together for a daily ritual....we review HalfBaked Psalm 20 over and over until we get it right.....
...pleased to meet you...hope you guess my name....Well, I find banana fritters are best made with the Queensland great banana - I've just polished off three platefuls. Delicious! I eat them all the time.
And peaches.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
Hail the banana - cast out false profets
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