Marrowism is indeed a cult - I have heard that people have become addicted to big Marrows
Marrow marrow on the wall
Who is finest of them all!
Sorry that should have been mirror.
"Marrowly marrowly marrowly marrowly life is but a dream"
The people commenting on this hub are very marrow ninded!
But the path of the marrow is a hard one and many fall from the stem; to reside forever on the eternal damnation that is - the compost heap.
Bananaism is just one of those silly fad religions, or sects, to be more accurate.
It's entire concept is slippery and pulpy, and as banana as it sounds. Added to this, it is designed to bend the mind. Don't fall for it.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
You protest too much, especially as you secretly know in your heart that the Great Queensland Banana is the one, true fruit! Cast your false cucumber aside and embrace the great banana, and you to can ascend to the top of the banana tree
You can't ascend until you too embrace the Great Banana, Mega! The rites of the Great Banana are not for unbeliever's eyes, but just send your bank details, address, DOB and passwords to POBox VIEW-BANANA, and you will be sent the explicit DVD by return of post!
Mega, don't do it!
You don't really want to ascend to the top of the banana tree, and you won't anyway - only your hand will descend through a deep hole in your pocket.
Everything you seek is in the Cucumber, and it's free!
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
I do not protest, and how dare you accuse me of such!
I simply wish to save innocent souls the perils of bananaism.
And the Queensland banana is just a bigger mass/mess of mind bending pulp and slipperiness than the rest of them!
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
I've pickled 15 large kilner jars with the succulent vinegary goodness that is the gerkin. I have lovingly preserved them at the hight of their potency so that the inner gerkin in me can be topped up throughout the year. Slurp - yum!
Have you not read The Marron, the written word of Marrow?
Pickling the Gherkin is a dire act of cruelty and forbidden. You can top up your inner Gherkin at any time of the year with fresh produce from hot houses.
Besides, most Cucumberists have sufficient inner Gourd without having to top up with Gherkin. Have you sought your inner Gourd?
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
But when the cold wind blows, all the gerkins die. This way I can preserve their youth and vigour until after Boxing days' cold meat and pickle course. We become one over Turkey, mashed potato and marrow chutney. It's a truly religious experience.
I cannot stress enough the importance of reading The Marron and seeking your inner Gourd. When you have done this, you will find charity for your victims, repent for your evil actions, and receive mercy from Marrow. Marrow is very forgiving, you know.
I am now going to the Botanical Gardens for Sunday evening worship. I will pray for you.
Let Marrow be your guidence.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
The great banana will mash your cucumber to pulp, he will smite you into a wet patch and take dominion over your greenhouse.
Ye cucumberists have been warned of the power of the Great Banana, as he renders you one cucumber sandwich short of a picnic!
If you do that, you'll have the Almighty Marrow to answer to!
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
The Almighty Marrow is merely the servant of the Great Banana, and not fit to peel his skin off.
One look from the Great Banana and the Almighty Marrow would shrivel and boil in his own juices,
Recant from your heresy and embrace the Great Banana while ye still can! Ascend the banana tree and all your leaf mould will be forgiven!
Such misconceptions, and so typical of you banana people.
It's quite the reverse, actually; the Almighty Marrow really is All Mighty; over the 'great' banana, too, and in particular.
Only Marrow has the power to forgive - read your Marron and you'd know!
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
The Great Banana sways high in the banana tree in the sun, while the not so mighty marrow lies in the dirt at her feet.
Grovel where ye belong marrowists - mush is your fate when the Great Banana splats on you from a great height!
Well, you know what they say: The higher they get, the further they have to fall. And the more your 'great' bananas 'splat' (on whatever they like), the less of them there are - and all the better!
Almighty Marrow, who lies in rich soil, is the only truly down to earth God.
And a correction - there is no such thing as a 'Marrowist'. Marrow, God of Cucumberism, is worshipped through Cucumber, hence Cucumberism.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
Yes, but even if it looks like Ozzy Osbourne, bananas (like tomatoes) can't sing, whereas Cucumbers can.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZjhjvLO4f4
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
Yes they can. Bananas can not only sing--they can dance too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDlQm5jFL50
Cucumberism is nothing more than a cult.
Your video is just an animated photo, which doesn't prove anything.
Even if Cucumberism were just a cult, which it isn't, it's better than being a scam, which is what your bananaism is!
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
Ok, I am willing to believe that cucumbers can sing - but what is their genre? Heavy burping? Burp funk? Classical burp? Mowburp? Country and Burp? More details please!
Ask yourself, Kathryn, what is it that makes the Cucumber so very special? The Cucumber is everything, and can, accordingly, do everything.
Not only does the Cucumber cover all the genres you mention, but all genres.
You can see and hear for yourself. Just contact the IAC (International Association of Cucumberism) in your area to obtain a free DVD of this year's Cucumber Royal Variety Show performed live before the Queen at the Royal Botanical Gardens in Cue. I was there, and it was amazing!
BTW, although not public knowledge, the Queen is also a Cucumberist, and would like to sway the C of E in the direction of Cucumberism.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
Oh, definitely classical. In the brass section of the orchestra.
Doesn't it just go to show how versatile and ingenious the Cucumber is, High Priestess?
Thank you for posting this magnificent image to illustrate the Cucumber's ingenuity - an example to us all.
But when all is said and done and the great peach priestess calls us home - its all compost - depressing isn't it? However, if the compost is mixed right next year we'll have some spectacular eggplants!
Meanwhile, the great peach's tree sheds her leaves, rests for awhile and then comes back - forever - and ever leafy and full, with blossoms and then luscious fruit. You cucumbers are mere annuals - a seedy bunch who get only one short season. While the peach lives on and on and with care, will outlive our grandchildren! she is not a seedy, annual vine, but a magnificent, shady fortress who provides many future generations with orchards and plentitude.
Bow down, lowly vegetables! Bow down!
I just knew the fruit trees would speak out.
Noisy flamin fruit!
You just wait, Mega1!
When the Queen has finally replaced the C of E with Cucumberism and made our High Priestess Britain's Spiritual Head, EmpressFelicity will be Empress and High Priestess of the United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and the British Commomwealth. She will have real power, and neither she nor I will forget what you have just said.
Peachism! It doesn't get nuttier than that!
I will pray for you when I go for evening service at the Botanical Gardens tomarrow.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
should that happen, I will happily peel, scrape and grate cucumbers for my salad!
When that happens, such activities will be punished by imprisonment.
BTW, I've heard they plan to fell all peach trees when it happens. What will you do then, Mega?
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
Oooh yeah, forgot about that. My mistake.
Good to see it happens to the best of us, High Priestess. These peachists confuse us all.
Cucumberism is the Only Way.
cucumberists are all simple minded and easily confused. I'm sorry, but its the truth. and do you notice its mainly men that are so convinced by the phallic veggies and fruits? just a thought!
That was a sexist remark! But what else could we expect from a peach person?
BTW, it was a private conversation between the High Priestess and I, and no concern of yours! And as for 'truth', you as a 'peachist' have absolutely no idea what the word 'truth' means!
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
When will all the vegetables of the world stop this mindless slaughter!
Whoops there goes another rubber tree.........................
Today I seen an Apple fall to the ground - thats why I worship the banana
Fools.
The Invisible Pink Unicorn is the Creator of All. She who shat so that you will not have to defecate in Heaven, and from that Holy Offering sprang forth all things.
In your final days, you will hear Her inaudible Hoofbeats coming to judge you. Watch what She does to your Bananas and Cucumbers then! She will rip them from your dying hands and offer you one final chance to accept Pineapple and Ham as The One True Pizza. Refuse Her and you will crawl on your belly in the Mines of Misery forevermore, while I ride my glorious Camel Beast in Heaven.
This is a myth.
Gourds are real
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
I can live for months on ONLY pineapple and hsm pizza.
How long will you last on cucumbers?
If you'd read your Marron, you'd realise a Cucumberist would never, ever actually eat the Cucumber.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
Odd.. The Christians eat their god.. I thought it was a part of all religions.
That, Pcunix, is where Cucumberism is so very different. But it really is time you got yourself The Marron, available free from the IAC (International Association of Cucumberism). The Cucumber is not our God, but one of God's little 'helpers', in much the same way as Zucchini, Gourd and the Great Pumpkin are. God is Marrow. Marrow's written word - The Marron - tells us that only the Great Pumpkin can be eaten, and jewelery made from its seeds. We Cucumberists always wear Great Pumpkin seed jewelery as a symbol of our denomination. You see, the Great Pumpkin actually offered its services in this way as a self-sacrificial gift to Marrow in 101 AC (after Cucumber (this referring to the first of all Cucumbers born to the Marrow Marrion in Cucumberland, later Cumberland, now Cumbria in Britain's Lake District)).
You have so much to learn, Pcunix.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
You are confused. The origin of wearing pumpkins comes from the Slaughter of the Lesser Trolls, where we joyfully smash pumpkins with our wooden bats.
Now, I do not subscribe to the fanatic beliefs concerning North Sleeping Trolls and South Sleeping Trolls. Trolls are quite invisible, as we all know, so who knows which way their Holy Beards are pointing? The Ancient Texts seem confused on this, sometimes seeming to be even contradictory. Perhaps Trolls do not care which way they sleep at all, but even if it is important, I am certain that no Troll would approve of the senseless bloodshed and horrible persecution that Northern Beards have suffered throughout history. The Ancient Texts tell us that the Great Trolls love all of us, and I simply cannot believe that having a different idea about the direction of their beards would change that. I am appalled and disgusted that such primitive religious thought exists in this modern age.
But of course I enjoy smashing pumpkins on the Holy Days, just as my ancestors did.
oh, sure, but she'll never admit it! She is afraid of what people will think! Everyone else in our family reviles the lowly veggies! sorry. I'm trying to be more open-minded about you cucumberists, Oh! that word! still can't get my tongue around it!
I thinking of converting to cucumberism but I have a morbid fear of the colour green. Any suggestions?
...some of us worship herbs...
...our group gets together for a daily ritual....we review HalfBaked Psalm 20 over and over until we get it right.....
...pleased to meet you...hope you guess my name....
Well lets face it, certain 'herbs' can make a coffee table seem profound and yet hilarious, so I am surprised that more religions of the vegetable persuasion do not use them as part of their rituals. Pleased to meet you too but I'm not very good at guessing.
if I'm hungry enough I'll eat just about anything! cucumbers are not my favorites
Except the Great Banana, who will not be eaten.
Why are you all turning away from Bananaism? Why all this mention of lesser fruits and vegetables?
Turn away from your false idols, or you will be frittered for eternity, your cucumber slices pickled in perpetuity and your peach stones spat into the next universe!!!!
Well, I find banana fritters are best made with the Queensland great banana - I've just polished off three platefuls. Delicious! I eat them all the time.
And peaches.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
Well banana's give me wind, so I think I will just stick with the cucumber,
its fine to eat peaches - its like a sacrament or something. I don't stop eating things just because I worship them!
uh oh. what did I just say?
In another thread you admit to eating sock puppets.
Cucumberism is the Only Truth.
and in another thread I said I could not be responsible for anything I say! so that lets me off the hook! everyone knows I'm not responsible for the bullmalarkey and bushwah I say, not to mention the baalderwash - hogwash? and don't make a big hoopla out of it - just ignore me like everyone else does.
sob.
I slice bananas nice and this, put a dash of sugar on them, then throw them in the trash because they are absolutely disgusting. Ick.
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