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Bannanaism - do you worship?

  1. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Bannanaism is the religion of inner fruit - what do you do with your bannana?

    1. CMHypno profile image90
      CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      What do you do with yours, Irish? A lady never tells.

    2. Medora Trevilian profile image66
      Medora Trevilianposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I spell it correctly.

  2. mikelong profile image73
    mikelongposted 7 years ago

    http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/42863/thumbs/s-VANITY-FAIR-large.jpg

  3. CkhoffmanK profile image60
    CkhoffmanKposted 7 years ago

    rofl.


    I worship the flying spaghetti monster....but i do like bananas

  4. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Thank you for all thsoe wonderful comments - I say worship your banana and nobody will be able to tell you that what you are doing is wrong - the religion of bananaism is open to all people and treats all people equal - before you ask - Yes - women can be Ministers within the Church of bananaism and if you want to cover your face with a veil that is your business smile

  5. alternate poet profile image64
    alternate poetposted 7 years ago

    yes - but what sect are you ???  are the long curved or the little short dumpy ones ??

    I am the medium straight sect and I tell you straight that I will not tolerate your bendiness that is against the holy banana babble that is the word of banana GOD because I say so !!!!

    1. dosters profile image85
      dostersposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      As long as you are not a plantainist.  Those guys are bastards.

  6. ocbill profile image66
    ocbillposted 7 years ago

    the ends go in the trash, the majority goes in the blender with iced milk.

  7. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    alternate poet - I live in Europe - we have very clear rules about the size and shape of Bananas - I worship the slight bend rather than the more exaggerated bend - so I could be said to be of the mild bend sect - medium sized and wonderfully yellow smile

    1. alternate poet profile image64
      alternate poetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ah - says a lot about you !!    straight bananas are a desecration of nature brought about by the temple of sainsbury who required that they sit in their pews more closely so they can get more profit in.

      And anyway them bananas don't make a real hand, they come in sevens, a devils number if ever !

      and what kind of a woos would worship a peach !!

      And you need to go back to your books Dutch !  everyone knows that pineapples were only cubes, never a sect.  .

  8. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Hail the banana smile

  9. wilderness profile image93
    wildernessposted 7 years ago

    lol Stop, you guys!  I can't stand it!  lol

  10. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    I cannot find anything of worth in your banana dogma!  It is empty of thought or love.  My inner peach has the whole mystery and completes me!  The peach is love.  Follow the peach and you will no longer suffer and your heart will find peace.  The peach IS peace!  plus it is way juicier than your banana!

    1. camlo profile image83
      camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Have you sought the Gourd inside of you? Only this will bring absoluteness.

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        cucumberism?  too hard to pronounce - I can't get my tongue around it!  and if I had a gourd inside me I would look like a pregnant slut!  No.  I must stay faithful to the doctrine of the holy peach, the goddess peach fulfills me and will ever be my guide and angel through this perilous life.  may the peach abide within and peace I shall find as a contemplate her juicy peach flesh. 

        do you know of any all night produce stands?  geez I'm hungry!

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          DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          ha ha ha cant get your tounge around it......


          this is without a doubt my new favourite thread.....

  11. dutchman1951 profile image61
    dutchman1951posted 7 years ago

    This is not going to go well with the Pineapple Sect!
    Not to mention the GOTP- The Grand Ole Tomatto Party

  12. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Alternate - you have entered the temple of the slightly bent banana and you have kicked over the tables of those of us who trade with the slightly bending banana in the temple of bananaism - let yee take up your bed and walk smile

  13. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    the banana jahaadists have really wrecked the world - give yourself (and your money) to the House of the Peach wherefrom doth come all rest, peace and plenitude!  Those bananas make me sick with their platitudes - everyone knows that there is no justice from a banana life.  Better they should stick to their smoothies!

    1. skyfire profile image71
      skyfireposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL

  14. mythbuster profile image83
    mythbusterposted 7 years ago

    plantain sect here.

    lol

  15. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    just don't even talk to those nectarine people - they are awfully slick!

  16. CMHypno profile image90
    CMHypnoposted 7 years ago

    Only bananas from Queensland can communicate directly with the deity, all the other bananas are just going to be fried as fritters for all eternity

  17. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    I don't know what your banana god thinks about people who don't believe in him, but I know that the peach goddess is very sad when she hears that people don't believe in her, and she has been going to therapy with a fairy who knows all about how to get people to really believe - and believe me, it takes a lot more than some hand clapping!

  18. camlo profile image83
    camloposted 7 years ago

    I was, many years ago, a devout follower of Bananaism, but once I was told of how this religion is designed to bend our minds, I switched to Cucumberism. The God of Cucumberism is called Marrow, and has many angels called Zucchini.
    Bananaism is just crazy, but Cucumberism is THE TRUTH.
    Bananaists actually eat bananas. A Cucumberist would never, ever eat the holy Cucumber.

  19. Smart Rookie profile image63
    Smart Rookieposted 7 years ago

    I never knew Bananaism had such appeal.

    1. camlo profile image83
      camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It did, but more and more people are realising how banana Bananaism actually is. Bananas don't even have seeds - how boring is that?
      We Cucumberists decorate our bodies with jewelery made from seeds of the Holy Pumpkin (closely related to Marrow), and our homes with colourful Holy Gourds in praise of the Holy Cucumber and Marrow.

      1. EmpressFelicity profile image78
        EmpressFelicityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        It's the Great Pumpkin, actually. 

        http://www.stuffwelike.com/stuffwelike/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/greatpumpkinchbrown_de.jpg

        I mean, sheesh.  Don't you people know anythinglol


        1. camlo profile image83
          camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          EmpressFelicity - High Priestess of Cucumberism. Sorry, I forgot. It was in 251 AC (After Cucumber) that the written word of Marrow forbade us to refer to the Holy Pumpkin. It is, indeed, the Great Pumpkin.

          1. EmpressFelicity profile image78
            EmpressFelicityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Apology accepted.

            "High Priestess of Cucumberism".  Me like lol lol

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            Kathryn LJposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            I thought it was a sin to name that holy fruit which is both large, orange and full of seeds.  The fruit or vegetable depending on your denomination ( the great schism of 1502 divided the followers of the aforementioned all seeing orange entity,) has henceforth been referred to as the Great Seed Container on pain of being turned into a pillar of slugs.

            1. earnestshub profile image89
              earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Not that old pillar of slugs story!

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                Kathryn LJposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                I see the silvery trail of sin be upon you.

                1. earnestshub profile image89
                  earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  lol lol lol my usual response to sluggists!

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    Ask O.J.

  21. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 7 years ago

    never heard of bananaism, i only know how to eat it and make a trap to get other people slipped.

  22. profile image0
    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Sorry, I am of the Pawpaw path.

  23. katiem2 profile image58
    katiem2posted 7 years ago

    I eat it, cook with it, smoothie it, and make killer pancakes and bread... and then I met a blue berry and have been overwhelmed with berrism, I've never looked back

  24. profile image0
    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    bleh, blueberries suck. now huckleberries, that's a berry. wink

  25. katiem2 profile image58
    katiem2posted 7 years ago

    I wouldn't know I've never hucked a berry

  26. profile image0
    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    well then, let's huck.

    1. katiem2 profile image58
      katiem2posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lmao...your not always that quick are ya???

  27. camlo profile image83
    camloposted 7 years ago

    With only a pip, berries are nearly as boring as bananas. I mean, how many berries do you need until you have enough pips to make a whole necklace? A lot - right?
    In Cucumberism, you only need one Pumpkin to make earrings, a necklace, a few bracelets, a belly chain, and ankle chains.
    Cucumberism IS the way.

  28. profile image0
    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I burp at your cucmberism and will huck away with berries.

    1. camlo profile image83
      camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      As a Cucumberist, I'd never eat a Holy Cucumber, therefore I can't know if it would make me burp.
      I eat berries all the time.
      And bananas.

    2. camlo profile image83
      camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      And the day will come when you will regret burping at the Holy Cucumber. It is in the written word of Marrow.

    3. camlo profile image83
      camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      BTW, hucking away with berries is immoral according to the written word of Marrow.

  29. profile image0
    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Hahaha well, huck your cucumberisim!

  30. alternate poet profile image64
    alternate poetposted 7 years ago

    You realise you are all going to blend in smoothie hell don't you !  and just to reinforce this message I am going to BURN your cookbooks !
    BANANA BANANA BANANA the only true way with spiritual sh@t thrown in.

  31. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    As a worshipper of the great Banana and the religion of bananaism - I slipped up when I dropped the outer core of my banana smile Just be aware that bananaism has its faults and I dont want to give the view that bananaism wont leave you flat on your back smile

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      yes, I'm glad you admit it and now that you see the lack of substance and your bananaism is just an empty husk - perhaps you will consider the peach, the peach goddess can fill that emptiness inside!

      1. camlo profile image83
        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Well, I really don't see where the substance in Peachism is.
        I once searched for my inner Peach, and found only a stone that made me feel very poorly.
        Find the Gourd in yourself!
        Open yourself to Cucumberism!

  32. Greek One profile image75
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    I wouldn't go so far as to say I worshiped them, but I did think they were kinda cute

    http://www.readplatform.com/uploads/2010/04/bananarama_cruel_summer.jpg

  33. iantoPF profile image89
    iantoPFposted 7 years ago

    All we are saying is.....give peas a chance.

    1. camlo profile image83
      camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I did once give peas a chance, but a Holy Zucchini came to me and said, 'When thou shalt giveth peas a chance, thou shalt be led into the perilous depths of solanaceous dungeons.'
      So please, never give peas a chance.

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      china manposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I heard that hymn - it mentions masturbation - oops, I said masturbation !

  34. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    I ma hearing the case for peas - can we take peaism seriously - surely those who have previously worshipped peaism - found that they could easily slip into podism - two peas in one pod - where do we go smile

  35. camlo profile image83
    camloposted 7 years ago

    Peaism! Peas are a legume. How can you worship a legume? Besides, masturbation is a sin according to the written word of Marrow, and I don't want to be sent to the potatoes.
    I'm sticking to Cucumberism.

  36. profile image68
    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    It would be best if earnest did not hear of this religion!  It would probably send him over the edge! smile

    1. CMHypno profile image90
      CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Isn't Earnest secretly an artichoke worshipper?  The sickest cult of them all!!!!!

      1. EmpressFelicity profile image78
        EmpressFelicityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Which branch of that disgraceful cult are we talking about here... Jerusalem or Globe?  Not Globe, I hope!  {{{{{shudder}}}}}

        1. CMHypno profile image90
          CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Hush! (whispers) yes, I heard Globe! Can you believe it?

          Of course, you can never always trust that what you see is what you get, but if you look closely, the base of his fingernails are green.  This is the mark of the initiated elite of the Cult of the Globe Artichoke.

          Now you know, Earnest has been unveiled!!!!

          1. earnestshub profile image89
            earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            It aint so I tells ya!!!!!!!!!!!!

            OK I protested a bit much there and gave the game away. Damn!

            I do admit to artichokery but not the globe!!!!!!!!

            OK I may have showed my hand a little there too, so lets just admit that global globe artichokery is the one true way OK?

            And yes logic, I used to be a hard core bananarist, but those Queenslanders bending em drove me crazy so I switched.
            That's how it goes. ever growing. smile

            1. CMHypno profile image90
              CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Head of the Globe cult - time to come clean, write the book, set up the website, set up the TV channel, make millions and live in fear of those other artichokists that you have betrayed!

              1. earnestshub profile image89
                earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                They've already threatened to burn my book!

  37. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    The spam has been smote mightily. smile

  38. profile image0
    china manposted 7 years ago

    Why are you descrating the mighty spam ?  it is a higher deity than any veg that was once worshipped by stone age man !!  Spam in its pinkiness that emulates human flesh with that same slimy feel of a sweaty crotch and a sickly sweet back taste of a weed dead drunk.

    All hail the mighty spam !!

    1. earnestshub profile image89
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      The spam man cometh, uninvited to our little globe.
      I'd like to smirl his wogglies and smite his tiny probe.
      I'd like to see his face all furrowed in a frown.

      Damn it all!

      I hope his chooks turn into emus and kick his dunny down!

      1. EmpressFelicity profile image78
        EmpressFelicityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        That's fab!  Did you just make it up?

        You might be an acolyte of the cursed Globe, but you're also an outstanding poet lol lol

  39. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    All of you guys are infidels! Mangoism is the only true fruligion!

    May you all be blighted by 10,000 fruit flies!

  40. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Mangoism - is a false religion as it promotes Mango Manogomy smile

  41. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    the peach taught the mango everything it knows!

    1. CMHypno profile image90
      CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      But every peach bows to the almighty nectarine?

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        nectarines are slick tricksters that masquerade as peaches and have tried to usurp the peach's position at the top of the fruit pyramid!  Never listen to those nectarines - once they get you in their slimey clutches they will convince you that their nudity is a good thing - while we all KNOW that without the peach's robe of fuzz they are a poor substitute for goodness and sweet righteousness.  AMEN!

        1. camlo profile image83
          camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          How can you condone the wearing of fur?
          This is a major sin in the written word of Marrow, God of Cucumberism and the Only Truth.

          1. mega1 profile image79
            mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            I thought we had already established that the cucumber and the peach cannot even hang out in the same part of the garden!  Our ways are too different - they cannot and will not mingle or even converse.  So what is right for the cucumber is definitely wrong for the peach - and besides, peach fur is technically not fur - it is FUZZ!

            1. camlo profile image83
              camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Fuzz - fur; same thing ...

  42. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Mega1 - Mangoism - I am sick of it - Bananaism has been around for thousands of years and has never caused war or conflict - OK - there was the Banana Milk Shake incident - but generally there has been no violence related to Bananaism smile

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      the goddess peach made her peace with the banana cult long ago, and while she does not adhere to the principals of bananaism, and especially the banana's chauvinistic attitude toward fruits with pits - she does not make jahaad against them OR their peels.  However, the mango, another slick imitator like the nectarine shall never reach the peach nirvana!  And all mangoists and nectarinaistas shall forever be reviled!  The great peach has spoken.  Since the cucumber and the pumpkin and other mundane squashes are VEGETABLES we peachists do not even consider them in the same garden!  The peach comes from a venerable TREE! 

      FURTHER, it has been gossipped about that there was at one time a rift between the yellow and the white peaches.  Specifically, there was a debate about the relative sweetness or flavorfulness - some saying the white peaches, while sweet, were not as flavorful as the noble yellow.  That debate has died since most are happy with either and no longer try to separate them, there are even some hybrid (mixed marriage) peaches which can contribute the sweet and flavorful attributes of both sects.  We are happy to welcome all peaches - size is definitely not an issue!  Peace, peachy peace, to you and your banana heads!

      1. camlo profile image83
        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        And any Cucumberist would tell you the peach is a venerable disease!

  43. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    Just one look and you will be dazzled and converted!  All hail the mighty goddess peach!

    http://nwamotherlode.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/peach.jpg

    the goddess peach, clothed modestly in her fuzz, sweetly remains the pinnacle and the model of decent goodness!

  44. LeanMan profile image82
    LeanManposted 7 years ago

    Yo Man...

    Chill out!

    Come follow the path of the passion fruit man......

    Psychedelic.... woooooo...

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Tony, can you explain this to me about fruits, banana etc. I am so can't understand, smile

      1. LeanMan profile image82
        LeanManposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I think you have as much chance of explaining this thread as anyone else... Which fruit religion would you like to follow, are you one of the veggie sect??

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
          prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I still can't get it, veggie sect.

          Well, I am a Catholic, when  was growing up. But I have doubts, took Philosophy and Sociology in college, then I found out it is much easier to debunk the idea that there is no God, so it was kinda cool teaching college later on about it, took you only one minute to negate the idea of God (religion is a required subject at the University I am teaching). But the inner me always believe in it, so in the end until now I still believe in God,and remains a Catholic, although at times I falter. I end up finding another job.

          Maybe I can have my own religion, not a fruit, smile,

      2. camlo profile image83
        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Cucumberism is the Only Truth, Maita.
        Join us NOW!

        http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs319.snc4/41267_156115707747297_100000466068011_438704_1395267_n.jpg

  45. camlo profile image83
    camloposted 7 years ago

    Spread the word of Marrow!

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hi camlo

      1. camlo profile image83
        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Hi Maita smile

  46. LeanMan profile image82
    LeanManposted 7 years ago

    The passion fruitists will be having a "love in" man.... come pop some seeds..... yeah man...

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Dude!  I can totally relate, since, when you get to the real core message in the Church of the Peach you find it hard.  But when you reach the center of it there is a nut, bitter and sweet - so similar to most religious teachings!  However, I've never met a passionfruit so I can't make any judgement about you and yours!  It sounds rather funky, no offense!

      1. camlo profile image83
        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Well, you won't find a nut at the centre of Cucumberism.
        http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs319.snc4/41267_156115707747297_100000466068011_438704_1395267_n.jpg

        1. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          that's so true - however, you have to admit it is rather seedy!

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
            prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            yes it is mega, mega and I could be following a cat or a horse, smile

            cucumber are for beauty, you put it in your face b4 u sleep, in your eyes, freeze it, it feels good, other than that, it is perfect for green salad

            1. camlo profile image83
              camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              So, you are also a Cucumberist!

              1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
                prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                yes, I love cucumbers too, and eggplant with egg, boil or grill the whole eggplant the longer ones, not the round ones. Then removed the covering, and flatten it,  beat an egg with little bit of salt and dip the eggplant there, then cooked it with little oil, fry..yum yum, you can put onions too --

                ask mega she might like it too, everytime I cooked it, my girlfriends here say ti is awesome

                talk to you later camlo, night there

                1. camlo profile image83
                  camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  I'll try that. Thanks!

                  But don't go over to Auberginism ...

                2. mega1 profile image79
                  mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  I adore eggplant - I make an "ambrosia" spread with roasted garlic, roasted eggplant and roasted red peppers - then puree it all together add some salt and spread on fresh bread or toast or crackers or just eat from a spoon - or add to a sandwich - great with turkey and provolone cheese on french bread - oh oh oh!  also great as a topping on pizza!  oh yummmmmM!  I am so hungry!

          2. camlo profile image83
            camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Not as seedy as anything Tom Cruise has got anything to do with - Google it and check it out.
            Besides, seedy is better that nutty any day!

  47. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    Well, hey, its a free country.  I think Maita should have her own religion if she wants it!  She does seem more like a peachy kind of person to me, but I am prejudiced!

    Stand back, give her some air - all this fruit and veg religion stuff is not for everyone!  Some people worship cats, you know!  smile

  48. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    the greeks say the eggplant is sexyist of all - but I still vote for the peach.  Peaches are way sexyier!   mmmmm!

    1. camlo profile image83
      camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You know very well the cucumber is the sexiest of all.
      I see from your avatar that you've stopped wearing fur, so you are slanting towards Cucumberism after all.

      http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs319.snc4/41267_156115707747297_100000466068011_438704_1395267_n.jpg

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I have fur you can't see - well, more like fuzz!

        1. camlo profile image83
          camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          You look as smooth as a Cucumber to me.
          Admit it, you're converting to Cucumberism, aren't you? No need to be shy about it.

          http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs319.snc4/41267_156115707747297_100000466068011_438704_1395267_n.jpg

  49. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    At this moment I am worshipping my banana smile

    1. camlo profile image83
      camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Only Cucumbers can be truly worshipped.

      1. profile image0
        Kathryn LJposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        What about gerkins, are they a branch of the Cucumber bretheren or a heretical splinter group?

        1. camlo profile image83
          camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          The poor, poor Gherkin.
          The Gherkin is of the same species as the Cucumber, and to be reverred in the same way.
          Unfortunately, non-Cucumberists have been pickling and enclosing them in jars for centuries; an act of severe cruelty. You may recently have read in the news that Cucumberists have begun campaigning against this by freeing Gherkins from their jars in supermarkets on all corners of the globe. Demonstrations are also planned for the near future.

          http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs319.snc4/41267_156115707747297_100000466068011_438704_1395267_n.jpg

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            china manposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Gherkins deserve everything htey get !   size matters !

            1. camlo profile image83
              camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Gherkins are only babies when they're harvested, pickled, and enclosed in jars.
              Poor, innocent babies!
              How can you condone such cruelty to babies?

            2. camlo profile image83
              camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Have you seen Marrow?
              Do you know how big Marrow, God of Cucumberism is?
              Much, much bigger than any of your pathetic, pulpy, slippery
              bananas.

              http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs319.snc4/41267_156115707747297_100000466068011_438704_1395267_n.jpg

              1. alternate poet profile image64
                alternate poetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                But bananas come in hands, in this we see the hand of bananagod: ffyferonomy chapter3 verse 34

                1. camlo profile image83
                  camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  But remove the component bananas, and the hand of bananagod is depleted - yet another rickety characteristic of bananaism.
                  Marrow will always be complete. Marrow is absolute, as is Cucumberism.

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                    china manposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    You are clearly thinking with your small head on this one - The whole of your religion is encompassed in your little green winkie you show us with each of these posts big_smile

                    Stop following little green winkies and stand up with your strong thick and fairly straight banana !

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      china manposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      NO - that is something quite different and will make you go blind !

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        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        And it's a sin! He'll land up in the solanaceous dungeons.

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    LeanManposted 7 years ago

    Hang out with passion fruitists babe..... you don't know what you are missing.... peace man..

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      camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It's not possible to worship a passion fruit.
      Only Cucumbers can be truly worshipped.

 
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