Entertain me. Jokes, funny stories, downright lies...just make me smile. TYVM
It's very hard to get your heart and your head together. In my case they're not even friendly. It is quite hard at times to distinuish a genius from a lunatic. It is only too true that a lot of artists are mentally ill - I'm alright, but I shall always remain half crazy. Did the hospital specialize in poets and singers? Or was it that poets and singers specialized in madness? A fine madness and a sense of humor are handy things to have. Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
a compilation of quotes from:
Woody Allen, Susanna Kaysen, Dorothy Thompson, Vincent van Gogh, Charles Bukowski
I had to stare at this 20 or 30 times trying to see where that cat came from. Does he jump onto the wall as the guy is doing his tricks? I can't stop watching it!
I looked up things to do when you're bored and some guy says " make a deal with the devil but keep your fingers crossed "
Amy! How can you be bored?! Come visit me. I'm making lentil soup.
Honestly I swear to God everytime I eat anything I get it all over myself. IS IT JUST ME!!!!!
Oh surely it can't be.
come visit me, I'm taking off my dress
-rhymes with dress
I'm going to Scotland,
To see the lochness.
I don't let just anyone see the monster, but for you BP, I'll make an exception! LOL!
...come on over to the fantasy football team thread....
Thanks, guys and gals. I was unavoidably pulled away and didn't get to see this until now.
And BTW, Faeriephenomenon, I read a lot of hubs yesterday. I don't always have time to comment, but I read every day.
How is it when i stay in to tidy up, everywhere becomes a mess..... i just start pulling everything out of cupboards and drawers and things, well it will get tidier eventually, but not any time soon....... what can i do.
I know exactly what you mean! It seems cleaning up leaves things messier than before! I don't know why that is, but it is certainly aggravating.
go have loads of sex.. seeing you wont be allowed to when you get to heaven
are you kidding...
they're still debating whether or not to let Adam and Eve back in
How can they have time to be resetting rules
the only way to keep things tidy everywhere is to have the right size containers to put things in - baskets with open sides so you can see in, clear plastic containers - spice racks, shoe racks - all those great things that they will sell you to keep things in their places - if you just jumble things into cupboards and drawers you'll always have the same problem. Believe me its well worth the investment - and then, of course, each time you finish using something you put it right back! they teach this in Montessori school (preschool)
but if that fails then lots of sex compensates for most things being messy!
on second thought - forget the mess - lets get our halloween costumes together - I'm thinking of going as my avatar - devil girl!
I had something cool to say about being bored but by the time I got here, I forgot what I was going to say....
hi everybody. Nice poem there BP and schoolgirl.
by lovetherain 6 years ago
or else I will be forced to write some more bad poetry.....
by Crazdwriter 15 years ago
yes I know I have 2 hubs of things to do when bored but I don't feel like doing any of those...I'm in a rut per say...and bored bored bored.I want to write but I don't want to write. I want to read but don't want to read. I want to go somewhere but I don't feel like going anywhere. *sigh* just one...
by poetlorraine 14 years ago
I have lots to do and don't feel like doing anything, I have written two hubs today, so that is enough, thought we could just have a chat, anyone out there
by janesix 11 years ago
Someone help me, I'm so bored.
by challenge07 13 years ago
What can I do when I'm bored?
by James Smith 12 years ago
Somebody say something controversial
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