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A New Joke

  1. DzyMsLizzy profile image93
    DzyMsLizzyposted 6 years ago

    Haha--  I just got this in an e-mail from a friend of ours.  I thought it was pretty funny...


    A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

    Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

    "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know crap?"

    And then she went back to reading her book.

  2. Aficionada profile image91
    Aficionadaposted 6 years ago

    lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

    Ah, the wisdom of children!

    lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

  3. saleheensblog profile image58
    saleheensblogposted 6 years ago

    hihihi ha ha ha the poor congressman hah hahhhhhhhh hah

  4. sofs profile image86
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    lol great one...love it!! lol

 
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