Funniest Bumper Sticker You Ever Saw...

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   DzyMsLizzyposted 12 years ago

   I saw this gem the other day:
   
   
     "Don't steal.  The government hates competition."

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   Extinct Soulposted 12 years ago

   "No one can drive you crazy, unless you hand them the keys"

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   Sweetsusiegposted 12 years ago

   My all time favorite (but was banned in some States)
   
   "Don't like my driving?  Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T"
   
   (sorry I had to put the asterisks in there, my conscience made me do it)

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      DzyMsLizzyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      LOL  I've seen that one--it's fairly prevalent here in CA  ;-)

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   china manposted 12 years ago

   "One's other car is also a Rolls"  the only bumper sticker I ever saw on a Rolls Royce !

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   kmackey32posted 12 years ago

   I saw one it was a picture of a middle finger and said if you can see this you are driving too close.

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      Richieb799posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I like that Kmackey

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      Urbane Chaosposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Beautiful.. I love it!

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   ediggityposted 12 years ago

   "Quit honking, I'm re-loading"
   
   "My child beat up you honor student"
   
   "Trespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be shot again."

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   china manposted 12 years ago

   On the back of a long haired leather clad 'rocker' on a 'hog' -
   
   "if you can read this me bitch has fell off"

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8. 75

   Eaglekiwiposted 12 years ago

   'Dont follow so close, your daughter is inside'

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9. 61

   Hestia DeVotoposted 12 years ago

   "Curb your god.  Fundamentalism in any color is UGLY."

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10. 75

    Eaglekiwiposted 12 years ago

    'No radio, already stolen'

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    Mark Ewbieposted 12 years ago

    "My other sticker is funny"

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    Mutiny92posted 12 years ago

    Don't Hit Children - Seriously, They have guns now!

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    lorlie6posted 12 years ago

    "My dog can beat up your honor student."

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    Mutiny92posted 12 years ago

    
    
    This is not necessarily indicative of my party allegiance - I just thought it funny

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15. 75

    Eaglekiwiposted 12 years ago

    'Ya might be Bigger,but Im still in front"

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16. 91

    Urbane Chaosposted 12 years ago

    I always loved this one...
    
    
    
    The one I saw had a big pea with a picture of the Earth on it beside the saying..

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    Pcunixposted 12 years ago

    You have to dislike Microsoft to appreciate this, but a decade ago I saw a Porsche pulled to the breakdown lane on Rte 95 near Providence , RI., hood up, smoke billowing out.  The plate:  WIN-NT
    
    I wished I had a camera.

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    prettydarkhorseposted 12 years ago

    in a red car
    
    Caution  :  "Blonde thinking while driving"
    
    I had to ask a friend what it means..
    
    and another one...
    
    Life is all about ASS. All you need to do is cover, kick, kiss and get it.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 12 years ago

    Cash, Gas, or Ass....Nobody Rides For Free!

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    schoolgirlforrealposted 12 years ago

    Honk if you're horney!

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