I saw this gem the other day:
"Don't steal. The government hates competition."
"No one can drive you crazy, unless you hand them the keys"
My all time favorite (but was banned in some States)
"Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T"
(sorry I had to put the asterisks in there, my conscience made me do it)
"One's other car is also a Rolls" the only bumper sticker I ever saw on a Rolls Royce !
I saw one it was a picture of a middle finger and said if you can see this you are driving too close.
"Quit honking, I'm re-loading"
"My child beat up you honor student"
"Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
On the back of a long haired leather clad 'rocker' on a 'hog' -
"if you can read this me bitch has fell off"
This is not necessarily indicative of my party allegiance - I just thought it funny
I always loved this one...
The one I saw had a big pea with a picture of the Earth on it beside the saying..
You have to dislike Microsoft to appreciate this, but a decade ago I saw a Porsche pulled to the breakdown lane on Rte 95 near Providence , RI., hood up, smoke billowing out. The plate: WIN-NT
I wished I had a camera.
in a red car
Caution : "Blonde thinking while driving"
I had to ask a friend what it means..
and another one...
Life is all about ASS. All you need to do is cover, kick, kiss and get it.
by sooner than later 10 years ago
I posted a forum two hours ago that said "How to make money at every intersection". It detailed my new bumper stickers that I have been printing. bumper sticker says "I will remove your Obama/Biden bumper sticker for $2.00"and now when I got back from lunch, I noticed my sticker...
by Sherry Hewins 7 years ago
Do you have a bumper sticker on your car? If so, what does it say?
by ManlyPoetryMan 10 years ago
I thought...Now what's supposed to happen then? (Thinking of what would happen after Dec. 20, 2012) Then...it occurred to me what it meant. How about you are you looking forward to the future...or are you happy the way things are? Me...I like things simple...and I'm afraid we are way past that...
by Paula 5 years ago
What do you think of that bumper sticker, "Coexist?"There is a popular bumper sticker out and about in the United States anyway, that says, "Coexist" with symbols on it representing different religions? Is it a pluralistic stance? What do you think it is...
by Danielle76 9 years ago
What is the best bumper sticker you have seen
by ptosis 2 years ago
What will your bumper sticker say for 2020?Find your favorite bumper sticker by googling images with the the name of your favorite and post it here. Thanks. Here's mine.
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