Unhelpful things to say during a crisis?

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   kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

   What are some unhelpful things to say during a crisis?
   
   Mine is:
   
   AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! AAAARRGG!

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   kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

   Beer anyone?

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      starme77posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hey , thats a good one

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   Beth100posted 13 years ago

   What do we do now?  Can we talk about it first???

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   kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

   Everybody panic! We are all doomed and nothing will ever been okay again!

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      JD Barlowposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That must really hurt. I will see you later!

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   2uesdayposted 13 years ago

   "Cup of tea anyone?"

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   kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

   "911, please hold..."

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      couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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   kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

   I feel your pain, I really do

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   2uesdayposted 13 years ago

   "which service do you want police,fire or ambulance?"

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   timorousposted 13 years ago

   What did you do that for, are you stupid or something?

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    " You did what?"

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    Are you completely satisfied with your current telephone provider?

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    Gah! Its only a flesh wound! Walk it off dude!

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       DoorMattnomoreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       rats, that is what I was going to say.
       
       how about, "Its all in your head".

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    Dude, can I bum a smoke?

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    arthurchappellposted 13 years ago

    1/. Oh dear, never mind.
    2/. Worse things happen at sea - I always wonder if anyonesaid that as the Titanic was sinking.
    3/. Don't panic. - guarentees that everyone will.
    4/. It's your fault  - as if blaming someone solves the crisis

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    You are just over reacting!

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    I know you are feeling suicidal at the moment but did you know that the typical blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates?

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       couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       OMG! Is that really true?

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          kirstenblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I think it is one of those untrue facts
          The sort that is commonly believed but if you dig a little you find out it is not true (I wish I had not done the research now!, I kinda liked that supposed fact)

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    " What we need now is a plan of action."

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    Uh huh... Un hun... Un hun thats nice, now can we talk about me please?

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       H P Roychoudhuryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       What I can’t do for you?

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    "Mission Accomplished"

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    annmackiemillerposted 13 years ago

    it will all look better in the morning

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    annmackiemillerposted 13 years ago

    one day you'll laugh about this

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    stay calm

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    You should have known better! What is your Plan B?

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    Kathryn LJposted 13 years ago

    It's funny you should say that, because something very similar happened to me last week, only worse.

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    Let me tell you about MY day!

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Did you mean that to happen?

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    frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

    I have a few:
    
    That's not hiding. That's hoping. Completely different
    
    Look I've got a pile of ironing waiting and six kids that think McDonalds grow on trees. Can we hurry this along?
    
    Cut to the chase. How much?
    
    It could be worse. No - really. At least you've got a date of death coming up. The rest of us just have to keep hoping that today's not THAT day. God I hate surprises

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Do you need help?

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    Hauntyposted 13 years ago

    You are in a learning period right now.

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    prairieprincessposted 13 years ago

    Don't worry! This will soon pass!

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Can you repeat that please?

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    Hauntyposted 13 years ago

    You asked for it.

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    Hauntyposted 13 years ago

    Haven't I told you?

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    "It's your fault."

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    Hauntyposted 13 years ago

    I'm so glad it didn't happen to me. You made my day!

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    prairieprincessposted 13 years ago

    This happened because you didn't listen to me when ..... when I told you ..... and this has happened before, back in  ....

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Well you know what you did wrong do n't you?

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    JustMikeposted 13 years ago

    the doctor says your going to die.

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    Onusonusposted 13 years ago

    Don't worry dude, it'll grow back.

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    evvy_09posted 13 years ago

    1. My water just broke.
    2. It just gets more funny the more we drink!

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    It's always about you isn't it!

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    look at what you did.  or, did i do that?

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    jorjaclareposted 13 years ago

    I know exactly how you feel!

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    sucks to be you buddy!

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    can i borrow 20 bucks?

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    annmackiemillerposted 13 years ago

    awww

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    Dale Nelsonposted 13 years ago

    Are you a donor?

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    Are you sure that's what happened?  Let's go over it again, just in case you missed some finer points.

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ....that's sorta exactly what happened to someone someone else knows...can't remember all the details...but...it did happen...can't remember what they did to turn it around either....just kno it happened....you're not alone....
    
    ...call me if you need anything....
    
    ...time heals btw....
    
    ...i'll say a prayer for you.....

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