Unhelpful things to say during a crisis?

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  1. profile image0
    Sophia Angeliqueposted 13 years ago

    I told you so. It's your own fault. What did you expect? I'm  outa here...

  2. Rafini profile image82
    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    time heals all wounds

    you're not the only one this has ever happened to

    have you joined a support group yet?

    try a different therapist

    too bad, so sad

  3. bsscorpio8 profile image60
    bsscorpio8posted 13 years ago

    DUDE!!!

    It's all good.

    It is what it is.

    This too shall pass.

    You can fix it in Pro Tools.

  4. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    "What goes around, comes around."

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    glad im not you!

  6. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    You are joking!

  7. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 13 years ago

    Hey, dude - don't let that joint go out.

  8. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    (a bunch of guys steal your car with guns, while your in there with your female friend/girlfriend/wife/mother/sister/etc)  thanks for the ride lady!  (runs away. reference to family guy episode)

  9. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 13 years ago

    Say to killer, rapist, robber, etc: What's your sign?

  10. Laura du Toit profile image67
    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Don't call me - I'll call you!

  11. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    "You have to stop eating so much chocolate."

  12. Uninvited Writer profile image78
    Uninvited Writerposted 13 years ago

    I read on the Internet that you should do this...

  13. pylos26 profile image70
    pylos26posted 13 years ago

    No one likes an "I told you so"

  14. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 13 years ago

    Ohhh...that's gonna leave a mark...

  15. Extinct Soul profile image59
    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    You want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?

  16. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    I have a cunning plan!
    http://www.insidethegames.biz/~dontreg/images/stories/Baldrick.jpg

  17. CMHypno profile image83
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    I really think that its going to leave a scar

  18. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    quit bragging.

  19. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    so are we doing it or what?

  20. Extinct Soul profile image59
    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    I know a guy that could fix your third chakra.

    1. kirstenblog profile image77
      kirstenblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ROFL http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing001.gif
      That is too funny!

  21. CMHypno profile image83
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    'If the two customers still to board the flight to Malaga are not at the gate in 2 minutes, your luggage will be offloaded and the flight will leave without you'

    'Sorry, I forgot to pack the immodium and your spare underwear'

    1. kirstenblog profile image77
      kirstenblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ROFL!!! That is sinfully funny dude! Now that is a real crisis lol

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        DoorMattnomoreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I have actually caused that crisis once. It wasn't discovered till we go to the hotel. So I very helpfully offered hubby some of my EZ cheese.

        1. kirstenblog profile image77
          kirstenblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Is that the cheese that comes in a can is is sprayed out? I love that stuff! lol
          They don't seem to have that fine example of gourmet cheese here in the UK lol

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            DoorMattnomoreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            awww...that is too bad. I love it too although my husband is terrified of it, and its not the most helpful thing to offer when someone is ill and out of clean underwear far from home. (But I got the whole can to myself!!)

            1. kirstenblog profile image77
              kirstenblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              lol I think my hubby is terrified of the stuff as well! I am sure I would get the whole can to myself as well lol

  22. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    "Unhelpful things to say during a crisis?"

    You shouldn't have done that...

  23. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!

    I don't know about you guys but when I try to pull myself up from my feet (ie bootstraps) my feet wind up in the air and my ass firmly on the ground! lol

  24. Extinct Soul profile image59
    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    You were doing better before you had a good idea.

  25. Beth100 profile image68
    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    What do you want me to do about that?

  26. Laura du Toit profile image67
    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    If you had made a list of the things to take on a camping holiday we would at least have had a fire extinguisher/ firewood/ tent.....

  27. dosters profile image79
    dostersposted 13 years ago

    Seriously?  Just, wow...

    Stay right there while I get my camera

    This is so going on failblog

  28. CMHypno profile image83
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    But you didn't ask me if I could read.....

  29. Wayne Orvisburg profile image63
    Wayne Orvisburgposted 13 years ago

    I'm off the clock dude.

  30. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    I guess I should have remembered to turn that off.

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    King Larryposted 13 years ago

    I'm sorry, you must've confused me with someone who gives a damn.

  32. profile image0
    King Larryposted 13 years ago

    and i should care because........?

  33. manlypoetryman profile image79
    manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

    hmm "That really looks like it hurts...alot!"

    http://slowthatup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/full_body_cast_11.jpg

    1. Flightkeeper profile image67
      Flightkeeperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I don't want to ask...

  34. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    You know this is all Obama's fault tongue

  35. Merlin Fraser profile image60
    Merlin Fraserposted 13 years ago

    I'm Sorry ! Perhaps I should have shouted "DUCK" sooner !!!

  36. Merlin Fraser profile image60
    Merlin Fraserposted 13 years ago

    "NOW YOU TELL ME !!!"

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    C.J. Wrightposted 13 years ago

    I told you so!

  38. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    But I thought Obama said health care was for everybody.

  39. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    We have to pass the bill so that we know what's in it.

  40. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

    The Family Guy scene -

    Lois and Peter are husband and wife and he had a stroke     

    Lois: Oh my God! [Lois kneels down and embraces Peter in bed; his left eye and part of his mouth are grotesquely hanging over, and his left arm has become limp] Peter, sweetheart, how do you feel?
        Peter: [slurred speech due to stroke] Uh... ad etter ays, Ois. ad etter days. (Had better days, Lois. Had better days.)

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL I love it!

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
        prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        hi Klara..

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Hi pretty! big_smile

  41. bsscorpio8 profile image60
    bsscorpio8posted 13 years ago

    Oh well, what can you do?

  42. CMHypno profile image83
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    How was I supposed to know that Ebola is contagious?

  43. CMHypno profile image83
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Didn't we have 3 kids when we left home?

  44. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    'Cheer up it may never happen.'

  45. Beth100 profile image68
    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    "You're not serious, are you??"

  46. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Here, I'll hold your purse while you run get the duct tape and the WD40!


    Well, what are you waiting for?!  HURRY!

  47. cardelean profile image85
    cardeleanposted 13 years ago

    1. So what could you do differently next time?

    2.  So does this mean that you're not going to pay me back?

  48. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    That will not fix it.

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      well, then, I'll just save my duct tape for next time - here, you can keep your darn ol' WD40!

  49. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Will super glue fix it?

  50. Extinct Soul profile image59
    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    So how upset were you when you woke up in the ER and you were still alive? And a failure? (-House M.D.)

 
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