Unhelpful things to say during a crisis?

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   Sophia Angeliqueposted 13 years ago

   I told you so. It's your own fault. What did you expect? I'm  outa here...

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   Rafiniposted 13 years ago

   time heals all wounds
   
   you're not the only one this has ever happened to
   
   have you joined a support group yet?
   
   try a different therapist
   
   too bad, so sad

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   bsscorpio8posted 13 years ago

   DUDE!!!
   
   It's all good.
   
   It is what it is.
   
   This too shall pass.
   
   You can fix it in Pro Tools.

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   2uesdayposted 13 years ago

   "What goes around, comes around."

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   glad im not you!

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   2uesdayposted 13 years ago

   You are joking!

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   habeeposted 13 years ago

   Hey, dude - don't let that joint go out.

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   (a bunch of guys steal your car with guns, while your in there with your female friend/girlfriend/wife/mother/sister/etc)  thanks for the ride lady!  (runs away. reference to family guy episode)

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   habeeposted 13 years ago

   Say to killer, rapist, robber, etc: What's your sign?

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Don't call me - I'll call you!

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    "You have to stop eating so much chocolate."

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    Uninvited Writerposted 13 years ago

    I read on the Internet that you should do this...

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    pylos26posted 13 years ago

    No one likes an "I told you so"

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    timorousposted 13 years ago

    Ohhh...that's gonna leave a mark...

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    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    You want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    I have a cunning plan!
    

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    I really think that its going to leave a scar

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    quit bragging.

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    so are we doing it or what?

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    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    I know a guy that could fix your third chakra.

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       kirstenblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ROFL
       That is too funny!

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    'If the two customers still to board the flight to Malaga are not at the gate in 2 minutes, your luggage will be offloaded and the flight will leave without you'
    
    'Sorry, I forgot to pack the immodium and your spare underwear'

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       kirstenblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ROFL!!! That is sinfully funny dude! Now that is a real crisis

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          DoorMattnomoreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I have actually caused that crisis once. It wasn't discovered till we go to the hotel. So I very helpfully offered hubby some of my EZ cheese.

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             kirstenblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Is that the cheese that comes in a can is is sprayed out? I love that stuff!
             They don't seem to have that fine example of gourmet cheese here in the UK

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                DoorMattnomoreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                awww...that is too bad. I love it too although my husband is terrified of it, and its not the most helpful thing to offer when someone is ill and out of clean underwear far from home. (But I got the whole can to myself!!)

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                   kirstenblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   I think my hubby is terrified of the stuff as well! I am sure I would get the whole can to myself as well

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    "Unhelpful things to say during a crisis?"
    
    You shouldn't have done that...

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!
    
    I don't know about you guys but when I try to pull myself up from my feet (ie bootstraps) my feet wind up in the air and my ass firmly on the ground!

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    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    You were doing better before you had a good idea.

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    What do you want me to do about that?

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    If you had made a list of the things to take on a camping holiday we would at least have had a fire extinguisher/ firewood/ tent.....

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    dostersposted 13 years ago

    Seriously?  Just, wow...
    
    Stay right there while I get my camera
    
    This is so going on failblog

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    But you didn't ask me if I could read.....

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    Wayne Orvisburgposted 13 years ago

    I'm off the clock dude.

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    I guess I should have remembered to turn that off.

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    King Larryposted 13 years ago

    I'm sorry, you must've confused me with someone who gives a damn.

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    King Larryposted 13 years ago

    and i should care because........?

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    manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

    "That really looks like it hurts...alot!"
    
    

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       Flightkeeperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I don't want to ask...

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    You know this is all Obama's fault

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    Merlin Fraserposted 13 years ago

    I'm Sorry ! Perhaps I should have shouted "DUCK" sooner !!!

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    Merlin Fraserposted 13 years ago

    "NOW YOU TELL ME !!!"

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    C.J. Wrightposted 13 years ago

    I told you so!

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    But I thought Obama said health care was for everybody.

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    We have to pass the bill so that we know what's in it.

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    prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

    The Family Guy scene -
    
    Lois and Peter are husband and wife and he had a stroke     
    
    Lois: Oh my God! [Lois kneels down and embraces Peter in bed; his left eye and part of his mouth are grotesquely hanging over, and his left arm has become limp] Peter, sweetheart, how do you feel?
        Peter: [slurred speech due to stroke] Uh... ad etter ays, Ois. ad etter days. (Had better days, Lois. Had better days.)

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       LOL I love it!

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          prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          hi Klara..

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Hi pretty!

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    bsscorpio8posted 13 years ago

    Oh well, what can you do?

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    How was I supposed to know that Ebola is contagious?

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Didn't we have 3 kids when we left home?

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    'Cheer up it may never happen.'

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    "You're not serious, are you??"

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Here, I'll hold your purse while you run get the duct tape and the WD40!
    
    
    Well, what are you waiting for?!  HURRY!

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    cardeleanposted 13 years ago

    1. So what could you do differently next time?
    
    2.  So does this mean that you're not going to pay me back?

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    That will not fix it.

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       well, then, I'll just save my duct tape for next time - here, you can keep your darn ol' WD40!

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Will super glue fix it?

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    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    So how upset were you when you woke up in the ER and you were still alive? And a failure? (-House M.D.)

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