random thoughts please

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   ByChanceTVposted 12 years ago

   Please post your 'Random' Thought here please...
   
   "Sometimes I taste like Polkadots"
   
   

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      pylos26posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Bee on thistle.

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      Daniel Carterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Bug on a weed.
      Buzz off.

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   txgalposted 12 years ago

   Eating cheetos right now is my pleasure.

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   Neville Walkposted 12 years ago

   Do skinny jeans suit people with fat legs?

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      ByChanceTVposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      If they do, would that be the suit they're wearing?

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      2uesdayposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry I do n't know the answer I have worn skinny jeans but never owned fat legs.
      
      How can you wear skinny jeans if they do n't fit your legs?

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   ByChanceTVposted 12 years ago

   Thinking about something too long makes the time go by.

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   Neville Walkposted 12 years ago

   What kind of hat can I buy to go with eye bags?

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      ByChanceTVposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I'm so tired of that question - yawn....

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   Midnight Oilposted 12 years ago

   Choose neither a woman nor linen by candlelight.

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   ddsurfscaposted 12 years ago

   A loyal companion is important whether it be a man or beast, or even if the man is a beast.

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   Randy Godwinposted 12 years ago

   Women should be seen and not heard! 

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      Bellamieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      OMG!  A caveman must have said that!!

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   habeeposted 12 years ago

   Men are the root of all evil. Women are light; men are dark. Women rule, and men drool! lol

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      Randy Godwinposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      A rolling woman gathers no moss!

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         habeeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         A stoned man rolls his own moss.

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years ago

    ...where'd the time go....

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    safiq ali patelposted 12 years ago

    Jesus christ superstar. He's the biggest celebrity of them all. You did ask and this was my random thought. Perhaps it's cos it's getting towards Easter time.

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    MissEposted 12 years ago

    Which is worse, being the tallest one in a room or the shortest?

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    evvy_09posted 12 years ago

    My kind of forum topic!  Time flies when I get bored and throw the clock around. If I cut down a tree and it falls on a Unicorn will I get taxed for winning the Lottery?  Speaking of winning,  why do people try for to be the Biggest Loser?

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    Lisa HWposted 12 years ago

    I REALLY hate snow.

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    Dale Nelsonposted 12 years ago

    Why is it that when people phone and leave a message you say "yes I have a pen" and then run around and try to find a pen instead of saying " no I dont have a pen "

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       timorousposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Because you know you have a pen somewhere, it just isn't readily at hand.  In other words, you weren't lying, just optomistic.

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       KristenGraceposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I just did this today !!!

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    lorlie6posted 12 years ago

    It is warmer in the summer than it is in the mountains.  Random thoughts don't have to make sense, do they?

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    jayjay40posted 12 years ago

    Who was the first person that found out some berries are posionous? It couldn't have been the person who ate it, but someone that was watching.  Did he write it down, or point and laugh?

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       evvy_09posted 12 years agoin reply to this

         I bet it was first point and laugh then it was noted.

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    Bellamieposted 12 years ago

    What was the very first cuss word and who said it?

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       Midnight Oilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Has to be God after he got his first quarterly energy bill for providing light to the world- after that bill there was less light...
       
       But then again it could of been the devil after getting his heating bill and shouted out  'oh hell'

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          Bellamieposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          lol!   that's funny!

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    Home Girlposted 12 years ago

    'World belongs to those who understand it'

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    Bellamieposted 12 years ago

    How long ago is a long time ago?

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    Joy56posted 12 years ago

    did you here about the three blondes who just walked into the building....
    
      You would think one of them would have seen it..
    
      oops wrong thread, well it is random.

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       ValveWrenchesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       My dog has fleas.

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    Home Girlposted 12 years ago

    
    Hello-o-o-o! Any nuts down there?

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       Joy56posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       love that

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       Zac Kenniposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       hahaha cute!!

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    ddsurfscaposted 12 years ago

    Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after.....the men and the women.

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    ddsurfscaposted 12 years ago

    Yesterdays tomorrow is like the day before tomorrow and the day before yesterday with two sunsets.

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    Pearldiverposted 12 years ago

    A Poet once stood on this spot...
    
    
    
    
    WHY?
    Why on a Writing Site... Are those who Use the Best Words, often frowned upon and used as Cannon Fodder, by those who feel insecure by words and the power that they create.. When written or used So Well? 

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    habeeposted 12 years ago

    sometimes i like to dress up as the lone ranger...or tonto

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    sofsposted 12 years ago

    Words hurt and words heal; both start with H choose what you want

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    ddsurfscaposted 12 years ago

    men and sperm have one thing in common, they both stand on in a million chance of becoming human....

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       sofsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       LoL that was a good one

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    earnestshubposted 12 years ago

    I was gonna write something, then I thought, no I wont, but as you can see I did.

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    Mindtrapzposted 12 years ago

    I want to sit in the front row at the Thomas the Train concert. Gives me fuzzy wuzzies all over, primarily on wednesdays....but never again will I buy skim milk from her again..she dont know who I am, my mom said Im special. Buy a potporri candle on that!

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       writeronlineposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       This dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

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    Lisa HWposted 12 years ago

    I hate hemming stuff, sewing on buttons, reality TV shows, the hours of 1:00 p.m. to 2:00 p.m., and 3:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m., and all orange vegetables except for carrots (although I'm none too fond of frozen carrots either).  I tend to like 6:00 to 7:00 (both a.m. and p.m.).  (Not a fan of yard work either, by the way.)

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    ddsurfscaposted 12 years ago

    I hate when other peoples problems get pushed onto me making them my problems.  Then I get a load of crap when nobody likes how I deal with their problems.  It is a no win situation.

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