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random thoughts please

  1. ByChanceTV profile image59
    ByChanceTVposted 7 years ago

    Please post your 'Random' Thought here please...

    "Sometimes I taste like Polkadots"

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4598176_f248.jpg

    1. pylos26 profile image75
      pylos26posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Bee on thistle.

    2. Daniel Carter profile image76
      Daniel Carterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Bug on a weed.
      Buzz off.

  2. txgal profile image55
    txgalposted 7 years ago

    Eating cheetos right now is my pleasure.

  3. profile image0
    Neville Walkposted 7 years ago

    Do skinny jeans suit people with fat legs?

    1. ByChanceTV profile image59
      ByChanceTVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      If they do, would that be the suit they're wearing?

    2. 2uesday profile image81
      2uesdayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry I do n't know the answer I have worn skinny jeans but never owned fat legs.

      How can you wear skinny jeans if they do n't fit your legs?

  4. ByChanceTV profile image59
    ByChanceTVposted 7 years ago

    Thinking about something too long makes the time go by.

  5. profile image0
    Neville Walkposted 7 years ago

    What kind of hat can I buy to go with eye bags?

    1. ByChanceTV profile image59
      ByChanceTVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I'm so tired of that question - yawn....

  6. Midnight Oil profile image81
    Midnight Oilposted 7 years ago

    Choose neither a woman nor linen by candlelight.

  7. ddsurfsca profile image73
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    A loyal companion is important whether it be a man or beast, or even if the man is a beast.

  8. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago

    Women should be seen and not heard!  smile

    1. Bellamie profile image57
      Bellamieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      OMG!  A caveman must have said that!!

  9. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    Men are the root of all evil. Women are light; men are dark. Women rule, and men drool! lol

    1. Randy Godwin profile image92
      Randy Godwinposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      A rolling woman gathers no moss!

      1. habee profile image94
        habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        A stoned man rolls his own moss.

  10. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ...where'd the time go....

  11. safiq ali patel profile image72
    safiq ali patelposted 7 years ago

    Jesus christ superstar. He's the biggest celebrity of them all. You did ask and this was my random thought. Perhaps it's cos it's getting towards Easter time.

  12. MissE profile image80
    MissEposted 7 years ago

    Which is worse, being the tallest one in a room or the shortest?

  13. evvy_09 profile image75
    evvy_09posted 7 years ago

    My kind of forum topic!  Time flies when I get bored and throw the clock around. If I cut down a tree and it falls on a Unicorn will I get taxed for winning the Lottery?  Speaking of winning,  why do people try for to be the Biggest Loser?

  14. Lisa HW profile image72
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    I REALLY hate snow.

  15. Dale Nelson profile image43
    Dale Nelsonposted 7 years ago

    Why is it that when people phone and leave a message you say "yes I have a pen" and then run around and try to find a pen instead of saying " no I dont have a pen "

    1. timorous profile image83
      timorousposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Because you know you have a pen somewhere, it just isn't readily at hand.  In other words, you weren't lying, just optomistic. smile

    2. KristenGrace profile image59
      KristenGraceposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I just did this today !!!

  16. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 7 years ago

    It is warmer in the summer than it is in the mountains.  Random thoughts don't have to make sense, do they?

  17. jayjay40 profile image81
    jayjay40posted 7 years ago

    Who was the first person that found out some berries are posionous? It couldn't have been the person who ate it, but someone that was watching.  Did he write it down, or point and laugh?

    1. evvy_09 profile image75
      evvy_09posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile  I bet it was first point and laugh then it was noted.

  18. Bellamie profile image57
    Bellamieposted 7 years ago

    What was the very first cuss word and who said it?

    1. Midnight Oil profile image81
      Midnight Oilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Has to be God after he got his first quarterly energy bill for providing light to the world- after that bill there was less light... wink

      But then again it could of been the devil after getting his heating bill and shouted out  'oh hell'

      1. Bellamie profile image57
        Bellamieposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol!   that's funny!

  19. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    'World belongs to those who understand it'

  20. Bellamie profile image57
    Bellamieposted 7 years ago

    How long ago is a long time ago?

  21. Joy56 profile image76
    Joy56posted 7 years ago

    did you here about the three blondes who just walked into the building....

      You would think one of them would have seen it..

      oops wrong thread, well it is random. big_smile

    1. ValveWrenches profile image60
      ValveWrenchesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My dog has fleas.

  22. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4923554_f248.jpg
    Hello-o-o-o! Any nuts down there?

    1. Joy56 profile image76
      Joy56posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      love that

    2. Zac Kenni profile image54
      Zac Kenniposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      hahaha smile cute!!

  23. ddsurfsca profile image73
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after.....the men and the women.

  24. ddsurfsca profile image73
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    Yesterdays tomorrow is like the day before tomorrow and the day before yesterday with two sunsets.

  25. Pearldiver profile image77
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    A Poet once stood on this spot...

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/4994081_f248.jpg


    WHY?
    Why on a Writing Site... Are those who Use the Best Words, often frowned upon and used as Cannon Fodder, by those who feel insecure by words and the power that they create.. When written or used So Well?  hmm

  26. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    sometimes i like to dress up as the lone ranger...or tonto

  27. sofs profile image81
    sofsposted 7 years ago

    Words hurt and words heal; both start with H choose what you want smile smile

  28. ddsurfsca profile image73
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    men and sperm have one thing in common, they both stand on in a million chance of becoming human....

    1. sofs profile image81
      sofsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LoL that was a good one smile

  29. earnestshub profile image90
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    I was gonna write something, then I thought, no I wont, but as you can see I did.

  30. Mindtrapz profile image61
    Mindtrapzposted 7 years ago

    I want to sit in the front row at the Thomas the Train concert. Gives me fuzzy wuzzies all over, primarily on wednesdays....but never again will I buy skim milk from her again..she dont know who I am, my mom said Im special. Buy a potporri candle on that!

    1. profile image0
      writeronlineposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      This dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

  31. Lisa HW profile image72
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    I hate hemming stuff, sewing on buttons, reality TV shows, the hours of 1:00 p.m. to 2:00 p.m., and 3:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m., and all orange vegetables except for carrots (although I'm none too fond of frozen carrots either).  I tend to like 6:00 to 7:00 (both a.m. and p.m.).  (Not a fan of yard work either, by the way.)

  32. ddsurfsca profile image73
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    I hate when other peoples problems get pushed onto me making them my problems.  Then I get a load of crap when nobody likes how I deal with their problems.  It is a no win situation.

 
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