Anyone for a Girth Enhancer? :P

Jump to Last Post 1-7 of 7 discussions (23 posts)
  1. Susana S profile image97
    Susana Sposted 7 years ago

    Some items sold on amazon today....

    1 x CyberSkin 4" (10 cm) X-tra Thick Transformer Penis Extension,  Cinnamon

    1 x Girth Enhancing Sheath for Penis Enlargement

    1 x Penis Girth Enhancer Non Vibe

    lol lol lol

    Do you think he's going to layer them up? lol

    1. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      None of that stuff works.








      So they tell me. wink

      Sold a box of 2,000 condoms once. Was so tempted to try and find out who would need that many. big_smile

      1. Susana S profile image97
        Susana Sposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Ha, ha lol

        That sure is a lot of condoms - maybe the buyer was a balloon artist? tongue

        It does make me wonder who bought this gear.....After I posted I wondered if in fact it was a late Valentine's gift from a woman to her boyfriend. That would surely be the worst gift a man could ever receive!

        1. frogdropping profile image84
          frogdroppingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Nah. That's gotta be the divorce papers, stamped and sealed by a lawyer called C. U. Incourte smile

          1. Susana S profile image97
            Susana Sposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Good one....the perfect divorce gift lol

    2. BRIAN SLATER profile image87
      BRIAN SLATERposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Blimey, with that lot on he'll need a lie in tomorrow !

  2. Cagsil profile image81
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    I'm happy with my size and considering I've never had any complaints on my usage, I'll stay the way I am. lol lol lol

    1. Susana S profile image97
      Susana Sposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Glad you're happy with the way you are!

      Just the thought of all that extra "equipment"....it has got to be bloody uncomfortable yikes

      1. Cagsil profile image81
        Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol

  3. Greek One profile image75
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    my wife's smile is my girth enhancer

    1. Susana S profile image97
      Susana Sposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Now there's a nice compliment for your lady smile

  4. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    that thing will be exhausted thereafter if they used those, it looks like those are difficult to removed.

    1. Susana S profile image97
      Susana Sposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Guess it depends how small it is yikes

  5. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    PDH - you looked? yikes

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, I just have those thoughts, need to google those things, I'll go to amazon and take a peep

    2. Susana S profile image97
      Susana Sposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You need to see these contraptions frog! I must say I had to have a look to find out exactly what they were....for research purposes only of course tongue

  6. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    You peeped? Peeping's worse *nods* ask Susana, she knows about the looking and the peeping. Bad business lol

    1. Susana S profile image97
      Susana Sposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Once you start with the peeping and the looking there's no going back......your innocence will be lost forever lol

      PEEP AT YOUR OWN RISK!

      1. frogdropping profile image84
        frogdroppingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        *nods* and so hubbers that concludes todays lesson and of course ties in nicely with the Fifth Commandment:

        No person shall be held to answer etc etc etc blah blah blah yap yap yap, nor shall privates (see: nekkidness) be taken for public viewing, without just compensation for the initial peeping, looking and general small-talk.

  7. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    Saw it now LOL, the first is a box, the second is shaped like it. They are cheaper. I think I am right, it might hurt though.

    peach colored the second and the third item, do they also put condom first, right??? Ms Susana????

    1. Susana S profile image97
      Susana Sposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I don't know, LOL!!! It might prevent chafe??

      LMAO....they don't look like the most comfortable of things....

      I'm going to be having nightmares tonight!

      1. CMHypno profile image92
        CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Now you made me peek!  Ouch they look like instruments of torture! Yet there must be guys using these things! I think that I would crack up laughing if a guy started strapping this lot on in the heat of the moment

        1. Susana S profile image97
          Susana Sposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Poor guy.....not only would he be worried about being small - you'd laugh at his "enhancements" lol

 
working

This website uses cookies

As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

Show Details
Necessary
HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
Features
Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
Marketing
Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
Statistics
Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)