Oh, absolutely. I can't think of one at this second, but I do remember being in Junior High. I was a huge Destiny's Child fan, and I used to try and sing their songs as soon as I heard them, but I'd mess up TONS of their lyrics!
When I was younger I used to really murder The Lord's Prayer.
The part where you say Hallowed be thy Name, I thought you said Hello by thy name. I thought it was really convenient that when you say Hello, you were really saying God's name. Duh!
And the part where you say As we forgive those who trespass again us, I though you said As we forgive those who dresses against us. It made sense to me because my Mom was particular about what I wore on Sunday.
The weirdest insult I can remember getting was in a Denny's cafe. My friends and I were hanging out drinking coffee and putting off going home as late as we could. We had one of those big booths that sit a good sized...