Chuck Norris Facts

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  1. tHErEDpILL profile image84
    tHErEDpILLposted 8 years ago

    This is kind of a game I found out about on the internet.  Basically you make Chuck Norris out to be the coolest, toughest, smartest, most outrageously untouchable being in the universe.  The stuff that people come up with is hilarious.  Trust me, this is fun and it promotes creativity, that's what I'm all about.  I will start it off:

    Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

    1. tHErEDpILL profile image84
      tHErEDpILLposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      When Chuck Norris does a push up he's not lifting himself off the ground, he's pushing the Earth down.

      1. tHErEDpILL profile image84
        tHErEDpILLposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Check out to get an idea of how this works, but don't just use others ideas.  Come up with your own that's the point.  FYI the two I used above are from the site, they were so good I couldn't resist.  Hopefully we can outwit them.

  2. Cagsil profile image77
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    So, what you're really saying is that it's perfectly okay to mock other people? Or Make fun of celebrities only is it?

    Btw- if it's a game, then it should be played in the Sandpit forums. I'll assume you were attempting to play a game, so I've reported your thread to HP Staff, so as to move it to the correct forum. No need to start another. Just thought you should know, just in case, you didn't know games are to be in the Sandpit.

    As for Chuck Norris, I happen to like him, as an individual. wink So, I'll not take part in your game. Enjoy though.

    1. tHErEDpILL profile image84
      tHErEDpILLposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      No you have it wrong it's not about making fun of him its respecting him.  You are totally wrong right now.  he has even written a book about it himself with Chuck Norris facts that he made up, research it.  Thanks for the advice on the sandpit but the next time you want to inform me about something please communicate with me first.  I am new to this site and with you being more advanced than me I would expect more common courtesy.  no animosity over here though.  oh, and If you like chuck you would love the game trust me check out as I said before for more information.  Anyway I enjoy and respect your constant feedback, you keep me on my toes. smile

      1. Cagsil profile image77
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I gave you common courtesy, by telling you about the sand pit. What did you expect me to do, send you an email? I think not. Since you are new here, apparently you're not aware of the inner workings of HP, which is understandable. I have no issue with your lack of understanding. I communicated with you, which was best- directly. If you have a problem with that, then please do try and get over yourself.

        Chuck Norris writes about himself and wants other people to do the same, then fine. No problem. Again, good luck with your game.

        1. tHErEDpILL profile image84
          tHErEDpILLposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Reporting me to HP staff is not common courtesy.  Had you just responded to this forum and told me about the sand pit I would have thanked you and agreed with your suggestion.  As far as an email goes stop with the non-witty sarcasm it's atrocious especially when it makes no sense because you are  in the wrong here.  You made an ass out of yourself by assuming the game was mocking Chuck Norris and you were wrong to report someone who didn't know any better.  Please get over YOURSELF and find someone else to harass.  It seems like you come into all of my forums and oppose everything I say and do.  This leads me to believe you are either jealous of my intelligence or you respect my opinions but you don't want to admit it cause you feel threatened.  If it is the latter I have no problems being cool with you but stop pulling my hair like a little school boy would do a girl that he likes.

          1. tHErEDpILL profile image84
            tHErEDpILLposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            You sure know how to lay out the welcome mat don't you?


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