Fact or fiction?
At least with that long neck they would be easier to pick up than a dog or cat.As I understand it any animal can be miniaturised, including humans. There was a period of time back between us and the dinosaurs when horses were around 18 inches high as their normal size.
Are Sokoblovsky Farms truly the preeminent breeders? I think I might have overpaid.
Fiction, and sad that it is even something an adult would question.
So I paid too much, then?
does it move and crap on the furniture ?
It is easily housebroken, but it requires a bubble-bath once a week.
I guess it's cheaper than therapy.
And yet, a recent search to check my dominance of this highly coveted long-tail search term reveals that I have spawned a flurry of HP writing on the subject including a hub by....wait for it....wait for it....
I suppose I should have asked before placing the order, but does anyone happen to know if they're hypo-allergenic? Also, are they known to mate with Cotton Top Tamarins, or is this behavior unusual?
Allergies never a problem.
You have been sold a pup mate ! that is one of those mount your leg at the drop of a hat Pekinese ! Did you check whether the neck is sewn on ?
I was told Jerry is a bull calf.I am wondering if I should be troubled by his mounting my Tamarin.I do not wish to judge their lifestyles, but I am unaware of where to buy giraffe/monkey chow.
You drink a lot of coffee, don't you Greg?
Coffee? No.Single malt? Yes.
So... fact or fiction?
Yes, I included it in my hub on pet fads. I am a magpie. I included it as a hoax, mind you.
Your marginalizations cause an existential dilemma for little Jerry.
Maybe he needs therapy. Come to think of it being a giraffe and tiny would be enough to make one neurotic, even before throwing in the being imaginary....
but, is euphemism, yes?or possibly knit or crocheted, and easy upkeep!
His neck is long and strong... like bull giraffe.No, his insecurities are not Freudian.More Kafka-esque.
or possibly a macrame lap giraffe would be nice!
"Petite" is euphemism, yes... but this is the commonly accepted PC term.
maybe you could shrink them down with some giraffe/miniature pony breeding... but if neck size is any indication...
Madame, to dilute their stock with such pedestrian strains would dishonor their rich Russian circus heritage.
I just don't hold with man messing round with the species - for such frivolity too! Be satisfied with what you've got, man! Perhaps, rescue a cat? they're warm and they purr when excited and happy . . .
All of evolution is not man's creation, however. Jerry has become quite fond of Eduardo, my helper-monkey. I fear this union may dwarf any prior breeding concerns.
Domesticated animals are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord!Sorry... I think these forums are getting to me.
Knee-jerk reactions are inevitable at some point in forum interaction. I wouldn't worry about it.You'll know you're really cracking up when you start creating imaginary friends.
Is it time to mention Hitler yet?
Godwin's law is not invoked until there are 2 opposing extremes.Little Jerry has no such enemies.
What about the micro teacup hyena?
Or this guy:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxJBkVdD … re=relatedNo way he's real.
oh, he's real - he's very real. I believe it. what I wonder about is the personalities of those who are enamoured of these little things -someone should analyse them!
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