kimberlyslyrics is truly an alien from the rainbow galaxy who thrives on the blood of men after dark and lures them by her pain to her web to be first drained of their blood and later devoured by her trained pit bulls and carnivorous vietnamese pigs.
Actually, I know you Kimberly as one of the most compassionate, caring people I have ever met. If anything, you are the exact opposite of self consumed, and I for one am very proud to caLL YOU FRIEND....
Uh...first if I did drink I wouldn't...I'd lie on the floor and pour....all in good taste, of course..I wear a lobster bib...
Second, I don't praise Kimberly because I drink (theoretically, of course), I praise her because I'm deluded to believe, despite all indications to the contrary, that she and I are totally unrelated love children of a so-wrong two separate one night stands between Queen Elizabeth and Frank Sinatra, and Queen Elizabeth's second cousin's dog groomer's sister and Don Knots. I got the goofyness, Kimberly got all the brains and the voice....
Please note, however, Kimberly has been put upon by a Hubpages ban, from forums, I believe, which for anyone that knows and follows her here, is totally unjustified. She is nothing if not tactful, respectful, and totally caring in her work, her writing, and in the forums, And certainly, no one can seriously fault her for having fun, and again, never at the expense of others and their sensibilities....that said, in her typical style, she's writing and being happy, in spite of the many attempts to control and manipulate her.
Actually Kimberly's secret wish is to become a security guard one day...........for which she is practicing online with this game "Out a hubber". She feels this will one day help her in outing robbers and criminals.
Okay, here we go. Just be brave & admit what Hubber you secretly have a crush on. Spill your guts. Let's hear the honest truth. Men & women both need to post. Spice it up, if you'd like. Who do you think is your absolutely 'fabuloso' best crush,...
Have you encountered one reader that became obssessed with your hubs and reliving every poem you have written?i've been receiving abusive comments from my hubs from one hubber..actually, he's not a writer or hubber here in HP but he had created one account so as to keep track with my writings. he...
I really have not been too concerned about scores till recently since that darn HubPro was created. I think HubPro is totally done the wrong way. Editing should NOT be done without our consent and should NOT be done IN our hubs. On all the other sites I have written for, editing suggestion were...
There must be others like me who are happy with HubPages right now? Having fun with their writing? Pleased with their earnings? Enthused for the New Year and all the new ideas to come? The steps HP has taken to keep the platform afloat and then to continue to raise the standards so that we benefit...
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