Can you spot the idiot?

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  1. Stacie L profile image85
    Stacie Lposted 7 years ago

    IDIOT SIGHTING
    When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'

    This was at the Ford dealership in Canton,MS

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    We had to have the garage door repaired.

    The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
    I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
    He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
    He said, 'NO, it's not..' Four is larger than two.'

    We haven't used Sears repair since.

    1. shop online fast profile image58
      shop online fastposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      hey stacie L
      this makes my day
      i am laughing my ass-umption off

  2. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    http://www.whitehouse.gov/assets/blog/P022409JB-0615-red.jpg

    1. Mighty Mom profile image82
      Mighty Momposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      535 idiots all in one room!
      That's not hard. Like shooting fish in a barrel!

    2. Danette Watt profile image84
      Danette Wattposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  3. recommend1 profile image69
    recommend1posted 7 years ago

    When I was a 'learner diver' the site foreman wanted me to take a huge barrel full of oil to the other side of the harbour in a tiny boat.  I told him this was impractical and suggested we just toss the drum in the water and tow it over - he refused saying it would sink.  The ensuing discussion scalted to a mild argument and attracted everyone else.  The general consensus that the barrel full of oil (that is lighter than water) would sink to the bottom and this view was sealed when the site engineer laughed at me.  I bet them all a tenner each that it would float and they all dutifully put up the cash (140 GBPounds) and I covered it.  I rolled the drum off the edge, collected the cash and then towed the barrel to the other side.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      WTG! smile

  4. Stacie L profile image85
    Stacie Lposted 7 years ago

    IDIOT SIGHTING
    My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.
    Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
    She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes Iknow, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
    She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
    I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.'
    The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

    Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I do that same change thing at the grocery store all the time and never a problem. Whatever I hand the cashier, they are trained to just enter it into the register and the register does the math. I would have thought McDonald's would have been equally coordinated.  Oh, well.

      I did learn long ago to never try to round out change at a 7-11. It will make the clerk's head explode every time.

      1. Stacie L profile image85
        Stacie Lposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        yes they hate it when you try to help...

        another idiot watch...
        I live in a semi rural area.
        We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office
        To request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
        The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
        I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

        From Kingman , KS

        1. wheelinallover profile image78
          wheelinalloverposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I am wheelchair bound and the mail box is across a street where people don't understand what a speed limit is. There have been cars who squeal their brakes trying to get stopped in time and others who go around me doing way over the speed limit. When I talked to the local post office about having my mail box moved,the postmaster told me that after an accident happens he will move the mail box. Isn't that like putting the cart in front of the horse?

          Beatrice Ne

          1. Stacie L profile image85
            Stacie Lposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            oh that's so PO mentality..,roll

  5. Dave Mathews profile image60
    Dave Mathewsposted 7 years ago

    If you have ever read some of the questions asked her at Hub Pages, by people who speak and write poor,broken English that makes no sense at all, you have  the answer to your question.

    1. Stacie L profile image85
      Stacie Lposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Dave these are humorous anecdotes ...
      and who are you referring to as "her?"

  6. TLMinut profile image62
    TLMinutposted 7 years ago

    RE:
    I live in a semi rural area.
    We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office
    To request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
    The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
    I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
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    To use the southern vernacular, "Well, bless her little heart!"
    She was just trying to be sweet and helpful by saving the pretty deer.

    1. Stacie L profile image85
      Stacie Lposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile

  7. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    Too funny!  lol

 
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