FINALLY,
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked him what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. His friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'
So this blonde stood for several minutes one morning staring intently at a carton of orange juice. When her husband came into the kitchen, he asked what she was doing. She replied, "the carton says 'concentrate'."
yeh, glad you noticed that. See, I'm ok with blonde jokes - even if I am not personally blonde, any longer. But, the thing is, they're always about female blondes! And, personally, I mean just speaking for myself, that is, I've known a few real doozy men blondes, too. If you know what I mean! So being ever at the forefront of new movements toward equality of the sexes I . . .
Here's another twist for you. Tiniest bit grubby, but hey, you want it to be funny, doncha?
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Yummy (brunette) mummy shopping in a supermarket notices a handsome muscular blonde boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts.
Making sure she goes through his line she leans over, and down, and asks if he'll carry her groceries out, to which he responds, "Sure lady."
They no sooner get out of the store than she gets up close, strokes his arm and purrs "I've got an itchy pussy."
To which our blonde Adonis responds, "You'll have to point it out lady, all those Japanese cars look the same to me."
One day a blonde decided that she would finally take the kids to Disney land. So she set off early in the morning amid the cheers and rapturous applause of her children.
Ten minutes later she came sobbing back home to her startled husband who asked why she came home so quickly.
"I saw a sign saying Disneyland left "
A blonde calls up the pharmacy to ask about her prescription:
"It says here...take 1 tablet four times a day. So, I've taken the first one, now how do I get it back to take it again 3 more times today?"
What do intelligent blondes and UFO's have in common?
You hear about 'em but you never see 'em.
Q: Why do men tell so many blonde jokes?
A: Because they're the only ones simple enough for most guys to remember.
(rimshot)
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I think blonde jokes are deserved since 99.9% of blondes come out of a bottle of bleach they have no true identity they are mostly fakes.
you gave me a sudden urge to defend blondes! woooaaaa -ever since 11-11-11 things just ain't been the same with me. Dude, 99% of them could be real! and then the other, like, 12% - is my estimate - are bottle blondes or as we would say nowadays "enhanced"!
by Jim Hunter 13 years ago
I do Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on thesidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirrorand says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'So, the first blonde hands her the compact.The second blonde looks...
by daydreamer13 11 years ago
Are men really more attracted to blondes than women with other hair colors?
by The Logician 8 years ago
What is one of the best blonde jokes you ever heard?Or two, or three or more but they better be good! Three comments giving a thumbs down on any joke (answer) and I delete the answer. Those left standing will be deemed the best blonde jokes ever of the hub pages. Come on, have a sense of...
by JulietteMonster 14 years ago
Do the pretty, exciting, sexual blonde versus intelligent, homely, ordinary brunette stereotypes have any truth? I think not, but it never fails to surprise me the amount of men, sorry but it is mostly men who buy into this riddle. Any thoughts, examples are welcomed.
by PeterStip 8 years ago
Can you make jokes about religion or is it unethical?Do you have to be political correct and be serious when you talk about religions or can you make jokes about God,Allah,Christ and Mohamed? Is making jokes about faith a sign of bad manners, unethical and offensive or a healthy and a more humane...
by Grace Marguerite Williams 9 years ago
Why are blondes still considered to be the feminine ideal prototype of beauty in American society?
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