What is one of the best blonde jokes you ever heard?
Or two, or three or more but they better be good! Three comments giving a thumbs down on any joke (answer) and I delete the answer. Those left standing will be deemed the best blonde jokes ever of the hub pages. Come on, have a sense of humor.(one vote per commenter on any one joke)
Quite interesting indeed. Why couldn't she figure out it was the finger that was hurting?
Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008,
so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
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