I Have Nothing to Contribute

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   Pizza again...this time i'll share...
   
   ...figured i better not post on the sockpocket thread and get it going again

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   3 Musketeers Candy Bars. The Untold Story!

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   I have become forum uninspired.

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      me too....later...gater

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   I ate a whole box of chocolate covered cherries and I'm not sick yet!

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      your banned again!

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      2uesdayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Wow I am impressed. Was it the sort of chocolate where you are just going to eat one more piece and then stop, but you only stop when the last piece has mysteriously vanished?

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ..tv sucks!...hooked it up for the winter and i didn't miss much...reality tv is bad, bad, bad...crap like all american muslim...wtf?

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ...bored again...off to edit some pics....

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   And thus Monday begins... LOL
   
   http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/87279

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   well, actually, now I have a cold.  but that's probably not becuz of the chocs.  or maybe it is.  we must forge ever onward!  being brave!  courage, my lovelies~! 

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   2uesdayposted 13 years ago

   Sometimes deciding to contribute zilch is not easy.

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      paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Politicians manage to do it every day.

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    it's quiet around here...me thinks the little rascal has gone to bed

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               thanks for that....

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    I've been overcontributing for the past two years and now I need a break. I'm done, people... Can I join the group?

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       sure why not...it's hard to not contribute tho...
       
       ..bring cup cakes or chocolate covered cherries

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Someway, you're not getting the point... I'M NOT CONTRIBUTING! But if you bring the cup cakes and chocolate covered cherries, I will contribute my appetite!

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Absolutely! Non-contributions are always encouraged here.

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Then why are you contributing by encouraging people to not contribute?! Huh?!

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             paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Why ask why? Then again, why not ask why? Then again, why not ask why not? Then again, why is there a why? And why is there a not? Why must we have whys? Why must we have nots? Are not whys better than whys or are whys better than not whys? Only by our non-contributions will we be able to answer these questions.

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                Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                It's because of the whys and wherefors. I would expand on this but I'm immature.

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                For those of you that are unfamiliar with Paradigm... This was his teacher for many years...
                
                
                

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    I'm a frayed knot

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Tuesday morning, HP time aka -8 UTC, Bird Week, nothing inspiring on the forums for me.

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Then again...

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    

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    Hollie Thomasposted 13 years ago

    I would comment, however, I'm a non contributor.

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I found it in my backyard.

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    Hollie Thomasposted 13 years ago

    Whoooooo, PDS is rich!!!!!

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Really?. I posted it on ebay with a reserve of $1. Oh, well. At least I set the Buy It Now option at $2.

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    Hollie Thomasposted 13 years ago

    Every little helps.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    someone said 6" long

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I contemplated a response, but turned chicken and ran.

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       Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That's about average in the non contributing world. In fact, 6" represents how little an individual contributes.

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    Hollie Thomasposted 13 years ago

    That's my contribution to the nothing to contribute discussion. Yet I have not, as yet, been thanked for my contributions to this non contributory thread. What's wrong with y'all? Do you have absolutely nothing to contribute?

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ...
    
    

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    This is a request for some random numbers.
    
    Please only make one random number post entry.
    
    Please post a number from 1 to 50 inclusive.
    
    Thanx.

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       39
       
       ...mornin'...like a card trick?  ...or password

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    Hollie Thomasposted 13 years ago

    8

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Well, I see that 2 have wandered in...

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    sorry, I am not accepting requests at this time.  try again later.
    
    

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Would someone out there start an interesting thread? If I do it, the usual mess ensues...

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       Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Your threads are brill. I'm a boring person I can't think of anything interesting to say.

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          paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks. Want to start something here?

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             Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I have not had a cigarette since last Thursday. I have saved £30, I actually think I am beating my addiction.

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Congratulations! But you're banned for contributing to this thread...

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                   klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   I'm confusing all my threads!

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                      paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      You are to report to the Lab Rat thread immediately!

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                   Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   That was not a contribution. That was mind fluff, I can't be banned.

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                paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Well, an absolute GodBless! there. I will reciprocate back in confessing that I also smoke. Disgusting habit, but I have given up as to quitting.

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                   Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   I have never been able to. I am 44 and have smoked since I was 15. Buy an e-cigarette. Trust me it's doable and so much cheaper.

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                      paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      I've tried snus. Didn't work. I guess e-cigs are next on the list.

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                paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                As are you.

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                   MPG Narrativesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Don't smoke. Nothing else to contribute.

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    And another long day begins...

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Subject: Shipwrecked
    
    A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.
    
    They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.
    
    After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.
    
    She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.
    
    It was tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while, nature once more took its inevitable course.
    
    Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.
    
    So they buried Deirdre.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    wow - that makes me REALLY want a cigarrette!

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I could probably come up with a decent hub about cigs, but the HP filters would throw a fit.

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          Alexander Peaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          So, you are looking for unfiltered hubs, rich in flavor and content?

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             paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Well said!

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                Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                I am non smoker of ten days.

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                   paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Awesome!

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    Hollie Thomasposted 13 years ago

    Thank you

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    Gina Cooleposted 13 years ago

    I think this whole thread should be flagged.  on second thoughts could it be flogged? We need more order and discipline here at hubpages!
    
    I hope this is OK and not considered a contribution?

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
      And the mome raths outgrabe.
    
    "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
      The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
      The frumious Bandersnatch!"
    
    He took his vorpal sword in hand:
      Long time the manxome foe he sought --
    So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
      And stood awhile in thought.
    
    And, as in uffish thought he stood,
      The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
    Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
      And burbled as it came!
    
    One, two! One, two! And through and through
      The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
    He left it dead, and with its head
      He went galumphing back.
    
    "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
      Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
      He chortled in his joy.
    
    `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
      And the mome raths outgrabe.

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    Hollie Thomasposted 13 years ago

    Oh, I see...

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I'd love to learn how to write like that, but it would be a total financial dead end...

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    barryrutherfordposted 13 years ago

    I aim to get a proper job one day

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I've had lots of those.. What I'm looking for now is an improper job... Just so long it is legal and ethical.

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    Hollie Thomasposted 13 years ago

    Yes, I have considered this also.

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    My next hub shall be a poem. Here is my first line. Who wants to help me create the rest of it?
    
    Tangled tiggles befall my soul

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    And the blue mist slowly descends.

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    barryrutherfordposted 13 years ago

    Oh I forgot to mention my next hub will be a 1M hit best seller with link from another 100+ Hubber's who thought the hub; The hub of all time...

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       Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I still won't help.  I don't like 99.99% of poetry.

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          paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          It's been growing on me... I think it's an offshoot of my lyrics fetish.

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             Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I like SOME.  But it's rare.   Good poetry is like good art.  Lots of people can draw, but very few can take your breath away.  Most shouldn't bother and it's the same with poetry.

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                paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                I've tortured my poor readers with all the other stuff I've written, so why not poetry?
                
                Actually, that financial dead-end thing will probably spare them.
                
                Finding that niche, the untold story...

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    Hollie Thomasposted 13 years ago

    I'm crap at poetry, I'm too uncultured to ever appreciate it either. I wouldn't recognize good poetry from bad.

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Turkey pot pie is number 12 on google trends. Let's face it. Life has ended as we know it...

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Celebrities, football, bargains, and turkey pot pies... That's the extent of humanity's interest in life these days. I'm damned if I'm going to write about any of that stuff...

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          paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Bumped for Mark.

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             Mark Ewbieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Appreciated.  I'm not the only one.

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                paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                I started a hub about the proper way to do foreplay with a turkey pot pie, but the HP filter started having fits.

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                   Mark Ewbieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Excellent.  And that's my problem.  I found that excellent.

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                   DoorMattnomoreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   you arent allowed to say "pot" I imagine. 

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    ehow101posted 13 years ago

    Huh?

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    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    I've got a magic trick...
    
    Watch me make this pencil... disappear!
    
    -The joker.

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    i'm turnin' the page.....

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Woke up in a good mood today. Hope springs eternal.

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       Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I'm sure that a bit of forum browsing can change your mind and your mood.

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          Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Don't be pessimist, need cheering up!

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             paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             
             He was just warning me to stay away from the forums where the bad karma posters hang out. I consider it to be wise advice.

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                Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Yes, know that.  But Pcunix can also be grin maker and involve himself in frivolity! Can make me grin, therefore, you too

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                   Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   That is untrue.  I am a model of sobriety and never joke about anything.

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                      Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Cheeky minx!

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    Hollie Thomasposted 13 years ago

    There is much need for humorous post!

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Title: Elton John - Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues lyrics
    
    Don't wish it away
    Don't look at it like it's forever
    Between you and me
    I could honestly say
    That things can only get better
    
    And while I'm away
    Dust out the demons inside
    And it won't be long
    Before you and me run
    To the place in our hearts
    Where we hide
    
    And I guess that's why
    They call it the blues
    Time on my hands
    Could be time spent with you
    Laughing like children
    Living like lovers
    Rolling like thunder under the covers
    And I guess that's why
    They call it the blues
    
    Just stare into space
    Picture my face in your hands
    Live for each second
    Without hesitation
    And never forget I'm your man
    
    Without me girl
    Cry in the night if it helps
    But more than ever I simply love you
    More than I love life itself
    
    And I guess that's why
    They call it the blues
    Time on my hands
    Could be time spent with you
    Laughing like children
    Living like lovers
    Rolling like thunder under the covers
    And I guess that's why
    They call it the blues
    
    Wait on me girl
    Cry in the night if it helps
    But more than ever I simply love you
    More than I love life itself
    
    And I guess that's why
    They call it the blues
    Time on my hands
    Could be time spent with you
    Laughing like children
    Living like lovers
    Rolling like thunder under the covers
    And I guess that's why
    They call it the blues

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Another peaceful day at HP...

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       prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       amen

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    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    Did you know that most people reading this will fail to see the extra letter?
    
    Did you also know that 100% of people will check for the extra letter?
    
    There is no extra letter...

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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