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  1. capricornrising profile image61
    capricornrisingposted 6 years ago

    (Note: to avoid the threading issue, please go to the last page, and use the black "Reply" button at the bottom of the page only! And here we go:)


    It was a dark and stormy night.

  2. SimeyC profile image96
    SimeyCposted 6 years ago

    and the dark and stormy Knight rode forth,

  3. calpol25 profile image68
    calpol25posted 6 years ago

    The knight gazed through the rain toward the dark castle.

  4. 2uesday profile image79
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    The light from a candle could be seen in one of the turret windows.

  5. calpol25 profile image68
    calpol25posted 6 years ago

    The knight used the light as a beacon to guide him,

  6. rbe0 profile image58
    rbe0posted 6 years ago

    The bacon, I mean beacon also smelled delicious and the knight was hungry.

  7. calpol25 profile image68
    calpol25posted 6 years ago

    The knights stomach rumbled, reminding him how hungry he was.

  8. 2uesday profile image79
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    Soon all thoughts of hunger vanished as in the light of the turret window he saw the most amazing sight.

    1. rbe0 profile image58
      rbe0posted 6 years ago

      It was a plate full of freshly cooked bacon and the knight now knew that he was no longer going to die of starvation which had been a pressing issue on his mind.

      1. calpol25 profile image68
        calpol25posted 6 years agoin reply to this

        hahahahahah!! lol lol lol

    2. rbe0 profile image58
      rbe0posted 6 years ago

      All of the sudden a wizard appeared and yelled "TOO MANY HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR!!!" The knight almost choked to death on his bacon meal and had no idea what was happening.

    3. calpol25 profile image68
      calpol25posted 6 years ago

      The wizard had been at the whisky again the knight thought.

    4. couturepopcafe profile image60
      couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago

      "Wizard, indeed.  This is your mother, Knight.  Go wash your hands before you touch any more of that pig.  There's no telling what kinds of guts and horse fodder you've been into lo these many years."

    5. calpol25 profile image68
      calpol25posted 6 years ago

      Having been told off by his mother the knight washed his hands.

    6. Druid Dude profile image61
      Druid Dudeposted 6 years ago

      Then, he finished off the pig,experiencing prodigious fltulance, smiled and belched.

    7. calpol25 profile image68
      calpol25posted 6 years ago

      The wizard soon began to speak again " I hope your going to wash that plate? i am not doing it again, your 26 and still living at home, all yor brothers are married into nice families, when are you going to leave and be a man? she said..

    8. rbe0 profile image58
      rbe0posted 6 years ago

      The knight decided he had had enough of these drunken ramblings from a wizard claiming to be his mother (who was also male), so he stood up and drew his sword and pointed it towards the sky and said the following timeless phrase, used countless times throughout history to gain freinds and influence people;

      1. calpol25 profile image68
        calpol25posted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Your not the messiah your a very naughty boy lol

        1. rbe0 profile image58
          rbe0posted 6 years agoin reply to this

          calpol your ruining it!!!!! Click the bottom reply button on the botom of page sad((

          1. calpol25 profile image68
            calpol25posted 6 years agoin reply to this

            sorry was in silly mood shall behave smile

    9. couturepopcafe profile image60
      couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago

      The castle walls began to rumble while the knight, both bold and humble, spake these very words in grumble.  "Wait. Oh crap."  His sword did fumble.

      1. calpol25 profile image68
        calpol25posted 6 years agoin reply to this

        His left leg gave way and he did tumble

    10. calpol25 profile image68
      calpol25posted 6 years ago

      The Knight fell on the ground and landed on his sword, thankfully no harm done and he stood up and stared at the wizard.

      1. rbe0 profile image58
        rbe0posted 6 years ago

        The wizard stared back. An Epic Staring Battle had now begun.

      2. calpol25 profile image68
        calpol25posted 6 years ago

        The knight fixed his eyes upon the wizard assessing his opponent.

      3. Xenonlit profile image60
        Xenonlitposted 6 years ago

        But he had a large bit of delicious bacon lodged between his molars.

      4. geetbhim profile image60
        geetbhimposted 6 years ago

        Bacon was so tasty and delicious that without noticing being watched by Knight he was swallowing it down without chewing it.

      5. rbe0 profile image58
        rbe0posted 6 years ago

        The wizard was still staring at the knight when he said, "Did I mention the bacon was delicious?".

        1. bloggernotjogger profile image59
          bloggernotjoggerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Suddenly, a forceful knock on the door pushed the door open revealing a strangely clad man in brown who proclaimed, ¨I´m the district bowel inspector here for the annual inspection of all bowels belonging to that those that have eaten an entire pig within the last 24 hours and wizards¨!

      6. profile image0
        Home Girlposted 6 years ago

        'Scram!'- mumbled the distraught knight and fainted;the wizard could not stop hiccuping...

      7. athena2011 profile image55
        athena2011posted 6 years ago

        The Bowel Inspector knocked on the door again and when the wizard opened it he said " It is the law of the land. I must inspect all bowels in this residence"

      8. rbe0 profile image58
        rbe0posted 6 years ago

        The wizard was very confused, as he did not grasp how the Bowel Inspector could go about the inspection of bowels without he himself being disemboweled.

      9. calpol25 profile image68
        calpol25posted 6 years ago

        Im sorry said the wizard but I had my bowels inspected yesterday..at that the inspector nodded and left.

      10. Rosie2010 profile image75
        Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

        The wizard and the knight looked at each other and uttered "What the bloody heck was that?"

       
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