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   capricornrisingposted 12 years ago

   (Note: to avoid the threading issue, please go to the last page, and use the black "Reply" button at the bottom of the page only! And here we go:)
   
   
   It was a dark and stormy night.

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   SimeyCposted 12 years ago

   and the dark and stormy Knight rode forth,

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   calpol25posted 12 years ago

   The knight gazed through the rain toward the dark castle.

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   2uesdayposted 12 years ago

   The light from a candle could be seen in one of the turret windows.

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   calpol25posted 12 years ago

   The knight used the light as a beacon to guide him,

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   rbe0posted 12 years ago

   The bacon, I mean beacon also smelled delicious and the knight was hungry.

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   calpol25posted 12 years ago

   The knights stomach rumbled, reminding him how hungry he was.

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   2uesdayposted 12 years ago

   Soon all thoughts of hunger vanished as in the light of the turret window he saw the most amazing sight.

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   rbe0posted 12 years ago

   It was a plate full of freshly cooked bacon and the knight now knew that he was no longer going to die of starvation which had been a pressing issue on his mind.

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      calpol25posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      hahahahahah!!

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    rbe0posted 12 years ago

    All of the sudden a wizard appeared and yelled "TOO MANY HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR!!!" The knight almost choked to death on his bacon meal and had no idea what was happening.

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    calpol25posted 12 years ago

    The wizard had been at the whisky again the knight thought.

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    couturepopcafeposted 12 years ago

    "Wizard, indeed.  This is your mother, Knight.  Go wash your hands before you touch any more of that pig.  There's no telling what kinds of guts and horse fodder you've been into lo these many years."

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    calpol25posted 12 years ago

    Having been told off by his mother the knight washed his hands.

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    Druid Dudeposted 12 years ago

    Then, he finished off the pig,experiencing prodigious fltulance, smiled and belched.

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    calpol25posted 12 years ago

    The wizard soon began to speak again " I hope your going to wash that plate? i am not doing it again, your 26 and still living at home, all yor brothers are married into nice families, when are you going to leave and be a man? she said..

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    rbe0posted 12 years ago

    The knight decided he had had enough of these drunken ramblings from a wizard claiming to be his mother (who was also male), so he stood up and drew his sword and pointed it towards the sky and said the following timeless phrase, used countless times throughout history to gain freinds and influence people;

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       calpol25posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Your not the messiah your a very naughty boy

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          rbe0posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          calpol your ruining it!!!!! Click the bottom reply button on the botom of page ((

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             calpol25posted 12 years agoin reply to this

             sorry was in silly mood shall behave

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    couturepopcafeposted 12 years ago

    The castle walls began to rumble while the knight, both bold and humble, spake these very words in grumble.  "Wait. Oh crap."  His sword did fumble.

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       calpol25posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       His left leg gave way and he did tumble

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    calpol25posted 12 years ago

    The Knight fell on the ground and landed on his sword, thankfully no harm done and he stood up and stared at the wizard.

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    rbe0posted 12 years ago

    The wizard stared back. An Epic Staring Battle had now begun.

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    calpol25posted 12 years ago

    The knight fixed his eyes upon the wizard assessing his opponent.

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    Xenonlitposted 12 years ago

    But he had a large bit of delicious bacon lodged between his molars.

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    geetbhimposted 12 years ago

    Bacon was so tasty and delicious that without noticing being watched by Knight he was swallowing it down without chewing it.

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    rbe0posted 12 years ago

    The wizard was still staring at the knight when he said, "Did I mention the bacon was delicious?".

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       bloggernotjoggerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Suddenly, a forceful knock on the door pushed the door open revealing a strangely clad man in brown who proclaimed, ¨I´m the district bowel inspector here for the annual inspection of all bowels belonging to that those that have eaten an entire pig within the last 24 hours and wizards¨!

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    Home Girlposted 12 years ago

    'Scram!'- mumbled the distraught knight and fainted;the wizard could not stop hiccuping...

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    athena2011posted 12 years ago

    The Bowel Inspector knocked on the door again and when the wizard opened it he said " It is the law of the land. I must inspect all bowels in this residence"

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    rbe0posted 12 years ago

    The wizard was very confused, as he did not grasp how the Bowel Inspector could go about the inspection of bowels without he himself being disemboweled.

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    calpol25posted 12 years ago

    Im sorry said the wizard but I had my bowels inspected yesterday..at that the inspector nodded and left.

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    Rosie2010posted 12 years ago

    The wizard and the knight looked at each other and uttered "What the bloody heck was that?"

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