IF rehab is actually possible, which I doubt, would it be possible to get Hubber therapists who will do house calls? EMERGENCY house calls, then? not for me, but for a friend! (really, MY FRIEND, has a problem, not me, noooooo, not me)
We'll need daily meditations, for sure. And lots of Bigger Book studies. And coins! Someone will need to pass out hub-sobriety coins... the most important one being the 24 hour coin. It will have the HP logo with a big strike through it. We'll also need to have all women's and all men's groups. Can't have those male hubbers affecting our minds and bringing us back to stinkin' thinkin'.