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It's simple: state something you actually believe in but offer the most illogical, subjective, and otherwise dumb excuse for evidence you've ever seen as proof that you are right. Self parody is the best kind! I'll start.
I believe that God exists because you can't prove that He doesn't exist.
I believe that the sun will come up tomorrow because two thousand purple aliens will be pushing it up over the horizon - is this the kind of thing your were looking for
Not quite the kind of self-effacing humor I was going for...
I believe that there is actually a real difference between Labour and the Conservatives because David Cameron went to Eton and Ed Milliband went to the local comprehensive.
I believe that I have the biggest penis in the world...
I have not ever seen anyone else's penis, so it is natural to assume that no one else has a penis which they feel is big enough to flaunt in public...
as I often do with mine
(and just to clarify, I am speaking in terms of width, length AND density)
You obviously haven't met the prodigious Mr. Montgomery from the other topic.
When I read the title I just knew you'd be here bragging about your penis! How do you manage?!
Density? What - it can, like, stop gamma radiation or something?
I believe that I will see the Sphynx and the pyramids this year. What I feel proves it is that civil war and unrest has never stopped me before. Not that I ve tried to ever get in its way before.
I believe that Greek One's claim is erroneous because he's not American..... You guys need more steroids in your food up there. Maybe beat a tiny country's ass or two, and then maybe we can consider your claim.
Eric, Ohio might as well be Canada in my book. You guys are too busy diddling sheep and relatives to be trying to compete with the toxic cesspool of man-package-building we have here in Los Angeles. Mind you..that's Los Angeles, and not California as a whole. Outside of LA they're not basting in enough chemicals.
Actually, the last time I checked, Greek One, Canadians are either former American loyalists or Frenchies.... Not man enough to declare independence, and not man enough to defend your country against the Hun in dubya dubya two.
I'm subtracting more points from your claim.
Shoot.....those were actually good arguments....
I believe mikelong might have just won the thread because I'm too lazy to research whether I'm actually right or wrong.
No, please, come to Los Angeles!
See the sights, breathe the air...
We have enough asthma for everyone...
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...remembering there is noone to stop you?
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by Inspirepub9 years ago
I just had to share this because although it shouldn't, this actually amused me.One of our newer Hubbers:http://hubpages.com/profile/penisWhat I found most amusing is that penis has no recorded activity and hence no...
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