Very childish and point at potentially offensive material

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  1. Inspirepub profile image76
    Inspirepubposted 10 years ago

    I just had to share this because although it shouldn't, this actually amused me.

    One of our newer Hubbers:

    http://hubpages.com/profile/penis

    What I found most amusing is that penis has no recorded activity and hence no fans! Not surprising really, since it's all about what you do with it wink

    I can't work out if it's a childish prank or a serious spammer getting ready to flood us with penis enlargement spam Hubs.

    Extremely immature elementary school giggles.

    Jenny

    1. lady luck profile image66
      lady luckposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Well I won't be adding penis, because I pretty much hate penis.

      Sorry penis!

    2. profile image0
      TiffanyDowposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Jenny, I'm scared to click the profile link. What's the image? Don't want any unknown one-eyes wonders flying at me through te computer screen!

      Giggling right with ya.
      tiff smile

    3. profile image0
      terrygposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Reminds me of the three year old  boy having a bath. He was playing with his testicles and said to his mother, "Are these my brains Mum" and she replied, "No - not yet dear".

  2. DJ Funktual profile image79
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    I like how he already has a score of 5 despite doing nothing but choosing an amusing name.

  3. Dorsi profile image90
    Dorsiposted 10 years ago

    OMG- what if that's his real name though?
    (you know how some people have odd names from different countries?)
    I would change my profile name for sure though...
    Remember a boy named Sue?

    1. kerryg profile image87
      kerrygposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      "Ker" is a rude word for exactly the piece of male anatomy we're talking about in my husband's language. The first time he told his mom my name, she told him not to be obscene. sad

      On the plus side, I get to make fun of his relative's names too. His brother in law's name sounds like "whore shed" in English, I don't think he's used his real name in America for anything other than official paperwork since he got here 7 years ago.

    2. vietnamese profile image73
      vietnameseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Definitely not from this part of the world!

  4. Whitney05 profile image83
    Whitney05posted 10 years ago

    *Everyone Google's the word "penis" to see if it means anything in another language*

    ;-)

    1. weblog profile image55
      weblogposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Probably, he will get his profile link listed on top when somebody searches with that keyword..!

  5. darkside profile image81
    darksideposted 10 years ago

    I've always known penis to be a stand up kind of guy.

  6. Misha profile image72
    Mishaposted 10 years ago

    Always?

    It hurts wink

    1. Eric Graudins profile image61
      Eric Graudinsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Darkside is obviously still taking the pills smile

      1. darkside profile image81
        darksideposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Someone has to keep encouraging those Viagra spammers to stay in business.

  7. Inspirepub profile image76
    Inspirepubposted 10 years ago

    LOL!

    Oh, good, I'm glad I can count on you guys to be childish right along with me.

    Jenny

  8. Misha profile image72
    Mishaposted 10 years ago

    Anytime My Goddess smile

  9. crashcromwell profile image73
    crashcromwellposted 10 years ago

    You know, personally, I'm willing to bet that penis is a woman.

    I'll also bet that penis is hoping some unfortunate suckers will become his/her fans, so they can get their email addresses. Just a guess.

    1. VioletSun profile image78
      VioletSunposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I clicked on the profile and I am assuming it's probably a young teenager giggling at his cleverness and being "naughty".  smile

    2. vietnamese profile image73
      vietnameseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Or better yet, a transgender!

  10. profile image0
    Jonno.Nortonposted 10 years ago

    I seriously laughed at loud at many of the responses in this thread, Darkside's in particular. Very clever, very subtle. Really though, I wonder why penis signed up for HubPages? Perhaps we should request a hub from him/her. I don't know what his/her interests are though. How did you stumble upon the profile?

    1. lady luck profile image66
      lady luckposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Hmm well, maybe penis wants to get around and network?

      1. Mark Knowles profile image60
        Mark Knowlesposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        They always do smile

        weblog - my pleasure smile

  11. Inspirepub profile image76
    Inspirepubposted 10 years ago

    Well, I went to look at MoreNiche, which was mentioned elsewhere on the forums.

    Their two main product areas seem to be gambling and penis enlargement products, which more or less ruled them out of my list of possible product providers, but pure curiosity drove me to go one step further.

    I knew HubPages didn't allow gambling Hubs, but I wasn't sure whether anyone was writing Hubs about penis enlargement, so I checked ... and you know how HubPages will give you Hubbers matching the search in a little panel to the right ... ?

    By the way, there ARE a few Hubs on penis enlargement. And penis size in general. I didn't go and read any of them - it satisfied my curiosity just to know they are there, and haven't been deleted as "adult content".

    But I did wonder who would choose that as a profile name ...

    Perhaps I was a cat in a former incarnation - curiosity has taken me to some very strange places!

    Jenny

    1. Misha profile image72
      Mishaposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Some writers are not readers, for sure lol

      1. Mark Knowles profile image60
        Mark Knowlesposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        I just wasn't buying that explanation Misha smile

        Jenny just "happened" to be looking for penis enlargement hubs ?

        1. Inspirepub profile image76
          Inspirepubposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          You are SOOOOO misquoting me that I left the whole requote in just to prove it, you stirrer.

          I didn't "happen" to, I was investigating the product lines of Moreniche, which I heard about in THESE hallowed halls!

          tongue

          I was curious to see if HubPages was allowing Hubs on penis enlargement. Which it is, so apparently they don't contravene the Adsense TOS in the way that photos of breastfeeding mothers and their babies do.

          Jenny

          1. Mark Knowles profile image60
            Mark Knowlesposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            I bet there are no photos of penises on this person's profile page though. Or on the penis enlargement hubs. You know - before and after. big_smile

            I am still not buying the whole. "I was curious," thing smile

            1. weblog profile image55
              weblogposted 10 years agoin reply to this

              Mark, thanks for that "clicked to enlarge" joke that I understood only after you explained it. I admire your humorous messages.

  12. CJStone profile image78
    CJStoneposted 10 years ago

    Just heard today that they're thinking of renaming the National Health Service in the UK to refect its more recent role. The new name will be Private Enterprise National Investment Service. Perhaps this guy is a consultant.

    1. Dorsi profile image90
      Dorsiposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      ROTFL........
      I would change my name! No way would I have those initials!!!

  13. stephhicks68 profile image90
    stephhicks68posted 10 years ago

    Maybe he/she forgot to insert a space and the name really is "Pen Is"  Like the Pen Is mightier than the sword.  Oh my God, I am totally cracking myself up here.... LOL  big_smile

    (Its OK - not enough coffee yet...)

  14. SweetiePie profile image83
    SweetiePieposted 10 years ago

    It might just be a kid who thought it would be funny to come up with this screename, but then saw Hubpages was not Myspace and decided to leave.

    1. weblog profile image55
      weblogposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      That can be right. Signup process is easy in Hubpages. No wonder if a kid can do that.

  15. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 10 years ago

    Jenny -

    I want to know how you managed to find this in the first place?

    1. profile image0
      TiffanyDowposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Hee hee..maybe she was searching via keyword!? Jenny??

  16. Misha profile image72
    Mishaposted 10 years ago

    Guys,

    Did you notice that Darkside changed his avatar and now it looks like a pic of him? I like it smile

    1. darkside profile image81
      darksideposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, that's a photo of me. In fact it's the original photo from which I made the other avatar.

      I just found it last night while looking through my photos trying to find other shots I can use at other sites I'm looking to sign up at.

      1. weblog profile image55
        weblogposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        That one was made to look like a line-drawing. This is also looking good, and cool. smile

      2. ripplemaker profile image84
        ripplemakerposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        I love your new avatar darkside...  cool...(not the penis issue...oops.sowee...) lol

        1. Inspirepub profile image76
          Inspirepubposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          Me too - you are obviously gorJUS, Darkside!

          And local to me, too .... heh heh heh ........

          Jenny

  17. mulder profile image74
    mulderposted 10 years ago

    Actually Dr oz on  oprah ( my wife  watchs it ) recommends  garlic  better then Viagra  I thought I just throw that in  , Ha Ha

  18. Stooge profile image69
    Stoogeposted 10 years ago

    Here is another absurd screen name: "menopause19".

    I just noticed it on my Hubtivity screen when robertkelleher  became his/her fan.

  19. pjdscott profile image74
    pjdscottposted 10 years ago

    Jenny - it begs the question - do HubPages screen new users, or simply reply on the vigilance of members such as yourself? Judging by the rapidity of my membership application, I suspect HubPages staff do not sit and wait to vet new applications.

  20. pjdscott profile image74
    pjdscottposted 10 years ago

    New just in - penis's Hubscore just dropped to 3!

    More viagra please doctor...

    Darkside - very impressive picture.

  21. Hope Alexander profile image82
    Hope Alexanderposted 10 years ago

    I like how if you go to the guy/gal's profile, the Firefox title bar reads "Penis on HubPages".

    Even better is the way it reads "Penis has no fans." Well, it did until I joined the fan club. You have to network with all types you know.

    Now I have a little box that says "Tell the world why you like penis."

    Only a genius could have conceived this mischief.

    1. Misha profile image72
      Mishaposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      lol I like this!

      Where have you been Hope? I missed you smile

      1. vietnamese profile image73
        vietnameseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        I had almost condemned that penis is Hope.....haahahahahahaa since Hope signup for penis...

  22. Inspirepub profile image76
    Inspirepubposted 10 years ago

    And as for you, Mark, I raise my nose and turn pointedly from you to talk to someone else ...

    Jenny

  23. wannabwestern profile image91
    wannabwesternposted 10 years ago

    Well, it is much more to the point than "Purple Helmeted Warrior".

    And I have a confession to make. I was a bit of a shock jock at BYU, "The Lord's University" in Provo, Utah. Did any of you ever combine assignments in your college courses? I was taking a linguistics class and a human sexuality class, and had two big assignments at once. So I approached as many of my conservative college classmates as possible and compiled a long list of synonyms for the word "penis." I got a very good grade, and a note from one of the professors asking me to reconsider the morality of my choice.

    Good times!

  24. Misha profile image72
    Mishaposted 10 years ago

    LOL!

    How is your baby doing?

  25. Health Conscious profile image53
    Health Consciousposted 10 years ago

    Speaking of childish -- Three pages of ranting on one person who nobody has a clue of their motivation



    I think I'll fit right in

  26. Inspirepub profile image76
    Inspirepubposted 10 years ago

    At least there was fair warning in the topic header wink

    Welcome to the fray ...

    Jenny

  27. weblog profile image55
    weblogposted 10 years ago

    Penis gets more importance - more than enough!
    http://z.hubpages.com/u/306042_50.jpg
    Is there something else to point out?
    (Very childish and point at potentially offensive material)

 
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