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   Eric Newlandposted 9 years ago

   Dude.
   
   Like,
   
   What if there was no such thing as a hypothetical situation?

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      Brenda Durhamposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That would be profoundly interesting.  Or boring.  Who knows?  I'm just trying to be profoundly confusing here.  Perhaps we should post pictures proving the possibility of the impossibility of hypotheses. LOL.

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      Marcy Goodfleischposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ha!  I love you hypothetical question!

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   knolyourselfposted 9 years ago

   Would everyone have to tell the truth?

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      Jason Marovichposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      The truth?  We can't handle the truth.

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         Brenda Durhamposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         
         indeed.

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   Greek Oneposted 9 years ago

   why the male nipple?

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      Druid Dudeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      If God exists, then, in truth, God is the only thing which exists.

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      Jason Marovichposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"
      
      Robert Deniro in Meet the Parents (Universal, 2000)

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         Eric Newlandposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men! Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
         
         Whoa, while looking up that quote I discovered that they're planning a Time Bandits remake. Now that IS profound!

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            Jason Marovichposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Tron:  Legacy was the only good sequel ever made.

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               Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

               What about Godfather 2?

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                  Jason Marovichposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  Tron:Legacy and Godfather 2 were the only good sequels ever made.

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                     couturepopcafeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                     What about The Bourne Ultimatum?

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      Brenda Durhamposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I think.....stimulation bringing the nurturing instinct.  As in hugs.  If a man lets someone get close enough to give 'em a hug, then that part of the chest so close to the heart confirms and stimulates the nurturing instinct.
      
      Which, of course, can be taken too far as some of the posts here illustrate...

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         Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         but why do i have 3?

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            Eric Newlandposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernumerary_nipple

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               Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

               1 out of 18 males?
               
               I thought i was special!!!

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                  pisean282311posted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  @greek obviously u r special...u know how to use it while others dont...

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         Shanna11posted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Greek One is a lecherous old troll, isn't he?

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            Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            I don't know about the troll part

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               Shanna11posted 9 years agoin reply to this

               Oh I'm sure you're posting from beneath a bridge somewhere.

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                  Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  i haven't posted underneath a bridge since high school...
                  
                  ... and that was her idea, not mind

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                     pisean282311posted 9 years agoin reply to this

                     same old greek....

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            Jason Marovichposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            I didn't see any 555s in the phone number he gave you, looks legit.

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   Eric Newlandposted 9 years ago

   What if the internet is the real world, and the only reason we exist is because it's surfing us?

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      Druid Dudeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I existed before the net. Sounds like God, I know, but I assure you, I'm just a man.

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   Druid Dudeposted 9 years ago

   So men would have something else to play with.

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      Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      that's why Nintendo was invented

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      Druid Dudeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That was in answer to the nipple thing.

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         Jason Marovichposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Hehe.

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   Eric Newlandposted 9 years ago

   They actually extend back into the body, Greek One.

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      couturepopcafeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I see this experiment in profundity has failed miserably.

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         Eric Newlandposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Well, just because YOU already know something...

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            couturepopcafeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            

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   AEvansposted 9 years ago

   What if the color of the sky really isn't blue?

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   Disturbiaposted 9 years ago

   If I haven't had a single profound thought in my entire life, how would I be able to recognize one if I had it?

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      Jason Marovichposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That's a profound thought, right there...

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   Greek Oneposted 9 years ago

   thank you, Pisean!  I am finally acknowledged
   
   
   And on that note, I am off to mark Easter Friday (which is actually today according to the Greek Orthodox calendar (you know,... the calendar God goes by))
   
   Bless you all

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    Eric Newlandposted 9 years ago

    I thought I had a supernumerary nipple today, but it was just an ingrown hair.
    
    I guess that wasn't really profound.

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    dagny rothposted 9 years ago

    Dagny Roth...say no more.

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       Eric Newlandposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Whoa, that is deep.
       
       It's like, is that her actual name? Or is it like a gaming handle or an obscure reference to something else? But you don't want to ask because you don't want to make fun of someone's name, so you just sit there and wonder.
       
       Far out, yo.

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          couturepopcafeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          The sum of Dagny Roth is equal to the first term or number in the name. This shows a subtotal equal to the first three terms of the Fibonacci sequence. When the terms in the subtotal are added together, equaling the first and the final terms, we come up with the total of the terms in the number PHI (fee). The Fibonacci progression is the sum of adjacent terms equaling the next term and the quotients of adjacent terms possess the astonishing property of approaching the number 1.618 - PHI.
          
          PHI's ubiquity in nature exceeds coincidence. Plants, animals, and humans all possess dimensional properties that adhere to the ratio of PHI to 1.

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             couturepopcafeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             Yes, really far out.

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             dagny rothposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             Wow!  I won't even get into what it really means.  You just ruined it - how will I ever be complex now.

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             Eric Newlandposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             I get that you mentioned the name and I know what the Fibonacci sequence and the golden mean are, but you lost me somewhere in between the two. So it MUST be profound.

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                couturepopcafeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                D=4, A=1, G=7, N=14, Y=25, R=18, O=15, T=20, H=8.
                
                4+1+7+14+25+18+15+20+8=112 or 1 1 2 (first 3 of Fibonacci)
                
                1+1+2=4 the same term as the first letter - D=4
                
                1.618 - 1+6+1+8=16 divided by 4=4
                It came out right the first time I did it which means I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
                
                This number should have been added together but it adds up to 7 which doesn't make sense. Ok, Dagny. You're mysterious again.

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    Eric Newlandposted 9 years ago

    You can't say "necromancer" without "romance."

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