Profound thoughts ONLY

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  1. Eric Newland profile image60
    Eric Newlandposted 6 years ago

    Dude.

    Like,

    What if there was no such thing as a hypothetical situation?

    1. profile image0
      Brenda Durhamposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      That would be profoundly interesting.  Or boring.  Who knows?  I'm just trying to be profoundly confusing here.  Perhaps we should post pictures proving the possibility of the impossibility of hypotheses. LOL.

    2. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image94
      Marcy Goodfleischposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Ha!  I love you hypothetical question!

  2. knolyourself profile image60
    knolyourselfposted 6 years ago

    Would everyone have to tell the truth?

    1. Jason Marovich profile image88
      Jason Marovichposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      The truth?  We can't handle the truth.

      1. profile image0
        Brenda Durhamposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        lol
        indeed.

  3. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    why the male nipple?

    1. Druid Dude profile image59
      Druid Dudeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      If God exists, then, in truth, God is the only thing which exists.

    2. Jason Marovich profile image88
      Jason Marovichposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

      Robert Deniro in Meet the Parents (Universal, 2000)

      1. Eric Newland profile image60
        Eric Newlandposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men! Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

        Whoa, while looking up that quote I discovered that they're planning a Time Bandits remake. Now that IS profound!

        1. Jason Marovich profile image88
          Jason Marovichposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Tron:  Legacy was the only good sequel ever made.

          1. Greek One profile image74
            Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            What about Godfather 2?

            1. Jason Marovich profile image88
              Jason Marovichposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              Tron:Legacy and Godfather 2 were the only good sequels ever made.

              1. couturepopcafe profile image60
                couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                What about The Bourne Ultimatum?

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      Brenda Durhamposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I think.....stimulation bringing the nurturing instinct.  As in hugs.  If a man lets someone get close enough to give 'em a hug, then that part of the chest so close to the heart confirms and stimulates the nurturing instinct.

      Which, of course, can be taken too far as some of the posts here illustrate...

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        but why do i have 3?

        1. Eric Newland profile image60
          Eric Newlandposted 6 years agoin reply to this
          1. Greek One profile image74
            Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            1 out of 18 males?

            I thought i was special!!!

            1. pisean282311 profile image60
              pisean282311posted 6 years agoin reply to this

              @greek obviously u r special...u know how to use it while others dont...

      2. Shanna11 profile image92
        Shanna11posted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Greek One is a lecherous old troll, isn't he? wink

        1. Greek One profile image74
          Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          I don't know about the troll part

          1. Shanna11 profile image92
            Shanna11posted 6 years agoin reply to this

            Oh I'm sure you're posting from beneath a bridge somewhere.

            1. Greek One profile image74
              Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              i haven't posted underneath a bridge since high school...

              ... and that was her idea, not mind

              1. pisean282311 profile image60
                pisean282311posted 6 years agoin reply to this

                lol lol lol same old greek....

        2. Jason Marovich profile image88
          Jason Marovichposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          I didn't see any 555s in the phone number he gave you, looks legit.

  4. Eric Newland profile image60
    Eric Newlandposted 6 years ago

    What if the internet is the real world, and the only reason we exist is because it's surfing us?

    1. Druid Dude profile image59
      Druid Dudeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I existed before the net. Sounds like God, I know, but I assure you, I'm just a man.smile

  5. Druid Dude profile image59
    Druid Dudeposted 6 years ago

    So men would have something else to play with.

    1. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      that's why Nintendo was invented

    2. Druid Dude profile image59
      Druid Dudeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      That was in answer to the nipple thing.

      1. Jason Marovich profile image88
        Jason Marovichposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Hehe.

  6. Eric Newland profile image60
    Eric Newlandposted 6 years ago

    They actually extend back into the body, Greek One.

    1. couturepopcafe profile image60
      couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I see this experiment in profundity has failed miserably.

      1. Eric Newland profile image60
        Eric Newlandposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Well, just because YOU already know something...

        1. couturepopcafe profile image60
          couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          wink lol cool

  7. AEvans profile image81
    AEvansposted 6 years ago

    What if the color of the sky really isn't blue?

  8. Disturbia profile image62
    Disturbiaposted 6 years ago

    If I haven't had a single profound thought in my entire life, how would I be able to recognize one if I had it?

    1. Jason Marovich profile image88
      Jason Marovichposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      That's a profound thought, right there...

  9. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    thank you, Pisean!  I am finally acknowledged


    And on that note, I am off to mark Easter Friday (which is actually today according to the Greek Orthodox calendar (you know,... the calendar God goes by))

    Bless you all

  10. Eric Newland profile image60
    Eric Newlandposted 6 years ago

    I thought I had a supernumerary nipple today, but it was just an ingrown hair.

    I guess that wasn't really profound.

  11. dagny roth profile image80
    dagny rothposted 6 years ago

    Dagny Roth...say no more.

    1. Eric Newland profile image60
      Eric Newlandposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Whoa, that is deep.

      It's like, is that her actual name? Or is it like a gaming handle or an obscure reference to something else? But you don't want to ask because you don't want to make fun of someone's name, so you just sit there and wonder.

      Far out, yo.

      1. couturepopcafe profile image60
        couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        The sum of Dagny Roth is equal to the first term or number in the name. This shows a subtotal equal to the first three terms of the Fibonacci sequence. When the terms in the subtotal are added together, equaling the first and the final terms, we come up with the total of the terms in the number PHI (fee). The Fibonacci progression is the sum of adjacent terms equaling the next term and the quotients of adjacent terms possess the astonishing property of approaching the number 1.618 - PHI.

        PHI's ubiquity in nature exceeds coincidence. Plants, animals, and humans all possess dimensional properties that adhere to the ratio of PHI to 1.

        1. couturepopcafe profile image60
          couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Yes, really far out.

        2. dagny roth profile image80
          dagny rothposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Wow!  I won't even get into what it really means.  You just ruined it - how will I ever be complex now.

        3. Eric Newland profile image60
          Eric Newlandposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          I get that you mentioned the name and I know what the Fibonacci sequence and the golden mean are, but you lost me somewhere in between the two. So it MUST be profound.

          1. couturepopcafe profile image60
            couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            D=4, A=1, G=7, N=14, Y=25, R=18, O=15, T=20, H=8.

            4+1+7+14+25+18+15+20+8=112 or 1 1 2 (first 3 of Fibonacci)

            1+1+2=4 the same term as the first letter - D=4

            1.618 - 1+6+1+8=16 divided by 4=4
            It came out right the first time I did it which means I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

            This number should have been added together but it adds up to 7 which doesn't make sense. Ok, Dagny. You're mysterious again.

  12. Eric Newland profile image60
    Eric Newlandposted 6 years ago

    You can't say "necromancer" without "romance."

 
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