Seriously, put that thing away.
I'm sick of you waving it in my face all the time.
How many more times are we going to do this?
If you guys hate it so much why do you keep setting it up?
Q. What does a vampire who is watching his figure drink?
This used to be one of my favorite jokes (I'm a teenager, so I'll blame my lack of maturity on that) but then my freshman roommate turned out to be a bit puritanical and would lob the closest heavy object at my head every time I made the joke.
I have it so hard.
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