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The Best Life Quotes-Eat Drink and be Merry-Twenty Great food Quotes

Updated on June 25, 2012
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Best Life Quotes

Food glorious food.We all have our own favourites when it come to food and drink, and here are some of my favourite food and drink quotes that I hope will be to your taste.

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Glorious Food Quotes

There is no such thing as a little garlic. Arthur Baer.

Dinner, a time when . . . one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.- W. Somerset Maugham.

A Louse in the cabbage is better than no meat at all.  Dutch Proverb.

He was a bold man, who first swallowed an oyster. King James I

English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.  Fred Allen.

Fish, to taste right, must swim three times - in water, in butter and in wine.- Polish proverb.

Oats: a grain that the English feed to the horses, but in Scotland supports the people.  Samuel Johnson.

Broccoli that's difficult to say anything nice about except that it has no bones. Johny Martin.

Life is too short to stuff a Mushroom.  Shirley Conran.

Champagne I love it. It tastes like your foot's asleep. Joan Davies.

Cold beer and pizza are spiritual. Betsy Cañas Garmon.

An onion can make you cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make you laugh. Will Rogers.

If it wasn't for burnt toast entire species of bids in Britain would disappear. Jeremy Noakes.

A Waldorf salad?....I think we are out of Waldorfs. Basil Fawlty.

You never know where to loo when eating a banana. Peter Kay.

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavours and furniture polish is made from real lemons. Alfred E. Newman.

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate. Sandra Boynton.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to food. W. C. Fields.

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. P.J. O Rourke.

Who discovered we could get milk from cows and what did he think he was doing at the time. Billy Connolly


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      Sarah Jackson 7 years ago from Southern United States

      Love quotes and these are great.