What were THE MOST LUDICROUS remarks and sayings you have ever heard?

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   gmwilliamsposted 9 years ago

   What were THE MOST LUDICROUS remarks and sayings you have ever heard?
   
   

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   dashingscorpioposted 9 years ago

   
   
   "Give me one more for the road."
   (A request made to bartenders by patrons Before DRIVING home)
   "Don't sit so close to the TV it's bad for your eyes."
   "Don't swallow gum because it will mess up your intestines"
   "Cracking your knuckles gives you arthritis."
   " The five-second rule." It's safe to eat something off the floor.
   "All men are no good dogs, liars, and cheaters"
   "All women are gold digging manipulating witches"
   Don't cross your eyes because they may stay like that.
   "Pork. The other (white) meat."
   The "one bullet" theory in the JFK assassination.
   We didn't land on the moon.
   The U.S. government blew up the Twin Towers
   Elvis is alive!
   O.J. is innocent!
   "Never trust anyone over 30!"
   "Rock & Roll and R&B are the Devil's Music."
   "Marijuana is the gateway to heroin" (Yeah, like caffeine is to alcohol)
   Any prediction of the world ending in our lifetime.
   Any ad that promoted smoking as something cool or classy.

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   gmwilliamsposted 8 years ago

   
   
   (1) Only children are spoiled.
   (2) Only children are lonely.
   (3) Husbands want only wives who are virgins.
   (4) Siblings help children develop.
   (5) Men do not want smart women.
   (6) Money does not buy happiness.
   (7) Oldest children are far more mature than youngest children.
   (8) Youngest children are far more immature than oldest children.
   (9) Introverts have no personality.
   (10)  Women should never ask men out on dates.
   (11) Women should always play hard to get.
   (12) Women should have children before they are 30.
   (13) Marriage makes people happy.
   (14) All women want to become mothers.
   (15) People who do not have children are selfish.
   (16) Rich people are miserable while poor people are happy.
   (17) They may be poor but they are happy.
   (18) Every child needs a sibling.
   (19) Religion makes for a better society.
   (20) All women are maternal.
   (21) All women desire to get married.
   (22) One must be religious in order to be moral.

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