Only when they have oatmeal or other high-fiber foods for breakfast.
Depends. If they were extras from "Blazing Saddles" before they were struck undead then they'd have been stuffed with baked beans. Knowing where a diet of baked beans leads to, there's no need to add more.
Some people I used to work with on nights - at Royal Mail - could've been classed as Zombies, for all the work they didn't get done. Don't know whether they had bowel movements, there wasn't much movement in them full stop.
Absolutely not. I've watched hundreds of hours of films about zombies, and it is clear that when the zombie age has come upon us, that our zombie overlords will have no use for defecation.
On the upside, the humans trying to survive during the zombie times, as a gift from God, I reckon, have also shed the need for defecation. For were they still in need out toilet paper, they'd be stockpiling it as a precious thing like firearms and bullets.
by tnvrstar 12 years ago
Is 2 bowel movements per day a sign of malabsorption?I used to have 1 bowel movement a day but nowadays I get 2 bowel movements in a day. Is it bad?
by htrinityrox 14 years ago
I have blood in my stool as well as drops of blood during bowel movements. It has been happening onwhat is going on and what should I do?
by Robertr04 13 years ago
I remember getting migraines and this is what helped me. 90% of all ill conditions start at the table. Hence 90% of all ill conditions begin in the bowel. How many bowel movements do you have in a day. 1, none, every other day, once a week. There should be 3-5 bowel movements/day. 1 after each...
by Susan Reid 12 years ago
Which do you think are inherently scarier, zombies or vampires?
by colpolbear 13 years ago
Here are the rules. You get one choice, and one choice only. Dead or alive, real or fictional (as long as the fictional character is well known.) Choose wisely!P.S. Jesus isn't an option. Jesus is already a zombie!
by jennyjenjen 14 years ago
Why are zombies always killed by the simple head-kill-shot?Other horror movie monsters always have complicated ways in which to kill them. Zombies.........head shot...boo
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