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Top Twenty Best Quotes from The Simpsons

Updated on October 1, 2010

Great Quotes from The Simpsons

Doh! trying to pick the twenty best Simpsons quotes is not easy, whether your favourite is Homer Marge, Lisa or Bart there are loads of great Quotes from The Simpsons to choose from.

And I,ll eat my shorts if you don't find these memorable collection of Simpsons quotes funny!

Top Twenty Best Quotes-The Simpsons

If you can't say something nice just say "diddly". Ned Flanders

You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, 'Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really on to something!. Homer.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. Marge.

Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a five percent pay cut! Monty Burns.

 My alter ego is Bartman,and my arch enemy is Homer the Apeman.  Bart.

Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city.  Chief Wiggum.

He's not like anyone I have ever met. He's like an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in a vest.Oh no I think I'm getting a crush on Nelson Muntz.  Lisa.

Well I like pathetic men. you can usually find them  at the Monstromart in the bulk mustard aisle.  SelmarBouvier.

I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T....I mean S-M-A-R-T. Homer.

OK Lisa I will come to your house but if anyone sees us, I'm just here to steal your bike.Nelson Muntz

Lisa has got the brains and the talent to go as far as she wants, no matter what anyone says. And when she does I will be right there to borrow money. Bart.

Press any key-But which is the anykey.   Homer

We have roots here,Homer. We have friends and library cards ,and  Barts lawyer is here. Marge

Attempted Murder what is that. Do they give a Nobel Prize for attemted chemistry. Sideshow Bob.

If Bart got hurt or died , despite the extra attention I would miss him. Lisa.

You can't seriously want to ban alcohol! It tastes great, makes woman more attractive, and renders a person virtually invulnerable to criticism!  Mayor Quimby

 Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.Grandpa Simpson.

How could this Happen?Lisa and I started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Millhouse.

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.  Homer

 I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Monty Burns.


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