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Top Twenty Best Funny Music Quotes

Updated on June 4, 2012
Tony Blackburn
Tony Blackburn

Musical Clangers

A lot of people like to have an opinion on music, whether they are a DJ or a record producer,or the musicians themselves.Now and again they are prone to the occasional slip, or maybe just a lack of judgement.

Here are a few of my favourite Musical Clangers from over the years from the world of music.

Top Twenty Funny Music Quotes

The Police , down one place to number two-they just didn't make it to number one. Tony Blackburn

They have written their own number- it's an original number and it's written by themselves. Jenny Lee-Wright.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. George Burns.

The runner up in second place is Linda Lewis. Tony Monopoly

I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in. Mick Miller, Comedian

It's surprising- all the Beatles are still older than the Shadows after all this time. Nick Lowe

I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to. Elvis Presley

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. Victor Borge.

Mac Bolan and T-Rex there- sounding as good as the day he recorded it. Tommy Vance.

And at number five, down seven places , the Gibson Brothers.... Kid Jensen

The record I like by Buddy Holly best is one he made before he died.David Hepworth.

There is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead. Arthur Honegger.

I don,t know where Jefferson Starship are....I lost track of what they were doing a long time ago. Annie Nightingale DJ

Why is it that whenever I hear a piece of music I don't like, it's always by Villa-Lobos? Igor Stravinsky.

I always said that I'm not the best singer in the world, just the loudest. Tammy Wynette

And a massive leap for Liquid Gold of one place to number four.. Tony Blackburn DJ.

If I didn't do this well, I just wouldn't have anything to do...I can't cook, and I'd be a terrible housewife. Freddie Mercury

That was Bob Dylan, who was and still is white. Derek Jewell. DJ

It has often been said that George Harrison was the Fifth Beatle. Capital Radio DJ

That one sounds as if it was made in 1965 but in fact it is older than that- it came out in 1972. Mike Smith DJ.


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