An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. Finding his way to a bar stool, he orders a shot of whiskey. After a bit, he hollers, "Say! Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar goes dead silent.
From next to him, a husky voice says, "Cowboy, since you're blind, I reckon there's 5 things you should know before you tell that joke."
1) The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2) The woman next to you is a blonde professional weight lifter
3) The bouncer is blonde and a professional wrestler
4) The woman on your right is a blonde professional boxer
5) I'm a 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Now, cowboy, you still wanna tell that joke?
The fellow thinks for a bit, then replies,
"Naw--not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times."
Ha ha ha ha ha LMAO!!!!! That was a good one DizzyMsLizzy. Thanks for the belly laugh.
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