A joke I picked up on FaceBook

  1. DzyMsLizzy profile image98
    DzyMsLizzyposted 4 years ago

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.  Finding his way to a bar stool, he orders a shot of whiskey.  After a bit, he hollers, "Say!  Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
    The bar goes dead silent.

    From next to him, a husky voice says, "Cowboy, since you're blind, I reckon there's 5 things you should know before you tell that joke."

    1) The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
    2) The woman next to you is a blonde professional weight lifter
    3) The bouncer is  blonde and a professional wrestler
    4) The woman on your right is a blonde professional boxer
    5) I'm a 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    Now, cowboy, you still wanna tell that joke?

    The fellow thinks for a bit, then replies,
    "Naw--not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times."

    1. livewithrichard profile image84
      livewithrichardposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Hehe... one of my favorite blond jokes.

  2. janshares profile image99
    jansharesposted 4 years ago

    Ha ha ha ha ha LMAO!!!!! That was a good one DizzyMsLizzy. Thanks for the belly laugh.