Tell me a blonde joke

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  1. mayhmong profile image75
    mayhmongposted 12 years ago

    Tell me a blonde joke

  2. heidzelaine profile image59
    heidzelaineposted 12 years ago

    A man was outside tending to his garden one morning. His next door neighbor, a blonde woman, comes bounding out of her house and opens her mailbox. It is empty. Frustrated, she goes inside. A few minutes later the same thing happens. The third time the woman comes outside, her neighbor asks her "is something wrong?"

    The blonde frowns and says "Yes... my stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail, but there's nothing in my mailbox!"

  3. funnebone profile image69
    funneboneposted 12 years ago

    What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
    The 1989 Hide and seek champion

  4. Christopher Dapo profile image80
    Christopher Dapoposted 12 years ago

    What do you call a brunette between two blonds?


    A bunch of blonds standing shoulder to shoulder?

    Wind tunnel!

    An old blond joke I know:

    A cheerleading squad consisting of all blonds and a single brunette, were all headed by plane to the next big game.  Along the way, the plane loses all but one engine and begins to plummet!

    The squad is asked to toss their belongings...

    Yet the plane is still going down...

    The squad is asked to dislodge and toss their seats...

    Yet the plane is still falling quite fast...

    Now, the pilot comes over the intercom:

    "Please observe the handles located above your seat areas.  Please grasp the handles with both hands and hold on tightly, our last hope lies with me releasing the lower half of the plane!"

    Everyone grabs hold and hopes for the best...

    He drops the lower half of the plane...


    But the plane is still losing too much altitude...

    The pilot comes over once more:

    "For the sake of the rest of us, one of you will have to bail out!"

    The blonds, sobbing at the deadly predicament they face, look around at each other in horror...

    "I'll do it."

    The blonds look at the girl behind the voice...

    ...The brunette!

    She lets go...


    ...And the blonds clap.

  5. profile image57
    jzcposted 12 years ago

    When will a blonde go on the roof?  When you tell her drinks are on the house!    jzc

  6. blogdigz profile image57
    blogdigzposted 12 years ago

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde replies, "According to the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

  7. ReesasakaGaara profile image59
    ReesasakaGaaraposted 11 years ago

    2 blondes are at a river. One is on the left side, and the other is on the right.
    The blonde on the right says, "How do I get to the other side?"
    The one on the left yells, "You are on the other side!"

    A blond and brunette are living together. The blonde tries to cumit suicide. When the brunette gets home she sees that there is a rope tied around the blondes waist.
    The brunette says, "The rope is supposed to go around your neck."
    The blonde says, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

    A blonde, brunette, and red head are about to get executed, and the man asks them if they have any last words.
    The brunette says no, but when the man shouts "Ready...aim..."
    She shouts, "Tornado!"  The man looks away, and the brunette escapes.
    Seeing what the brunette did, when the man shouts, "Ready...aim..."
    The red head shouts,"Earthquake!" The man looks away, and the red head escapes.
    The blonde nods, understanding what they did. The man shouts "Ready... aim..."
    The blonde shouts,"FIRE!"

  8. wandererh profile image74
    wandererhposted 11 years ago

    We all have friends who are blondes and some of the dumb blonde jokes you hear really insults their intelligence and character. Blondes are people just like us, and to think that they are dumb just because their hair is of a lighter color makes us... read more


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