Gawd, I'm So Evil...But He Sure As Hell Had It Coming...

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   fierycjposted 14 years ago

   (sinister laugher)
   A close pal of mine, a lady, like two weeks ago, came to me and complained how her Professor in college had been demanding sex from her, and threatening to fail her if she didnt give in. This my friend here is a gorgeous beauty, and she gets hit on pretty often, but she really is awfully virtuous, which made me really concerned when she came to me and complained of this - Now, I'm not the type to turn away from a damsel in distress, especially one who's such a dear friend - we Scorpios are fierce friends like that. Anyways, she told me her dilemma and all, and I assured her that I would take care of it. In my exact words - I told her, Dont worry about it. I'll handle it. I sounded like a Wise Guy too, and make no mistake, I meant to sound that way, too! She beamed her eyes into mine questioningly, but I told her not to ask questions, but to just trust me. She made me promise that I wouldn't do anything dumb like wack the guy or something. I promised her I wouldn't wack the guy. She felt better and left. Later on, I gave this randy prof a call around 3am when he's sleeping with his wife and all - I told him that I was the girl's husband-to-be, and that I had performed the traditional rites of a bride on her head, which is like a HUGE deal. I told him that I knew his office - he has a law firm. And even mentioned the address. I kept my voice simple, cold and curt, and told him that I would simply pay him a 'visit' if he ever said any rubbish to my 'wife' again. He started to deny, beg, going into hysterics and I just hung up. Last week he called my friend and apologized profusely to her, promising never to bug her again, and to allow her to sail thru, even top her marks if necessary. Needlessly to say, my friend cant stop expressing her gratitude - she's a law student. And needless to say, I feel like I've done some good in the world. Boom!

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      rednckwmnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      BOOM thats awesome. My hubby has a simallar story, involoving his sister, youd really love it!!!

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         fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         he he he

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      chukra Gposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      how about other girls, ask your gorgeous friend not to be self-centred and you too as a hero. i am sure this kind of guy will continue his attitude, and dont know how many girls he did to

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      goodfriendiamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Fcj you are a good man. But I didn't need to read it to know it. I just know you, and the way I see you on here.

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         fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks a milli, D.

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      Gemsongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You are officially a hero in my book. That had real style. Very cool. More effective that beating up on the guy. It may not stop him completely but I bet he's going to be more careful.

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         fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks so much, Gemsong. You're right, beat the violent alternative by far!

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      AsherKadeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      smart, deviant, AND Brave...I like it!

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         fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks, man!

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      Drew Breezzyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well if you mess with fiery hes bound to get furious! Good work, saving one damsel in distress at a time.

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         fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Its a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it...

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   Dame Scribeposted 14 years ago

   That is awesome CJ wish I knew guys like you to do that for me I know the problems she had but have been lucky to just cause stuttering Boom!

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      fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm sure you know guys plenty, you just haven't asked, Dame. You'll be surprised what a guy could do for his woman friend

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   emievilposted 14 years ago

   Good work CJ! LOL I can't believe you did that . You're really a good friend.

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      fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm like a madman with my friends. Seriously.

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   emievilposted 14 years ago

   rednckwmn, are you the one we were looking for like for the last 24 hours?

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      rednckwmnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I think so...I posted to that other thread...soooooo soooo sorry. 

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         emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         no need to apologize. I think a lot of hubbers are glad to see you back (cj being one of the hubbers).

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            rednckwmnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            
            thanks. It wasnt a stunt, I swear...

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   tantrumposted 14 years ago

   @fierycj
   
   you have done no less any other MAN would have done.  Good for you !  But know that you started ,you should do more. what about the future girls he's going to harras ? they don't count ??

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      fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hmmm, makes you wonder what friends they have? Why not...I could start like a Justice League for damsels in distress! My friend even joked about it, she said I might be getting calls from her friends from now on.

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         tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          

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      Madame Xposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Amen! (and no, you're not evil)

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   dohn121posted 14 years ago

   Yo!  You are a friggin' action hero!  Much respect, Fiery!  Great job (you still should have beaten him to a pulp anyway, ROFL).

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      fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Please, please, dont take me back to my dark side. He he he. My friend made me promise - laying a finger on that guy would have released so much anger that after everything, I would probably be left saying - what happened? Was I gone long? Lol.

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   Valerie Fposted 14 years ago

   Good work. Now if the university has some anti-harassment policy, your friend needs to report him. A guy who treats his students (and his wife!) like that has no business teaching.

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      fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Its a big problem in Nigerian Universities, I must confess. Problem is, Faculties will most of the time side the lecturers.

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         Dame Scribeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Maybe consider getting your friend to round up other girls to send letter to the papers ask how to resolve the issue. Will make people think and parents worry. Start a fire under somebody's a55 lol

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            fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Wish it was that easy - its eaten real deep. But something's gotta be done, no doubt.

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   Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

   You may be evil but yep you said it he had it coming. Nice one fiery...you are a hero!

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      fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      It feels really good helping someone you care about, however you can. thanks.

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   Ms Chievousposted 14 years ago

   Fierycj you did a good deed and should be proud.   You used your head and that is important!  What goes around comes around. I firmly beleive that!  btw i am scorpio too

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      fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Ms. Glad to know another Scorpio in here.

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         fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I'm gonna start a Scorpio thread. Lets see if we can find others. *sinister laughter*

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    shamelabboushposted 14 years ago

    Pefectly planned! I liked that. Good for you. Your friend is lucky to have you.

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks, man! So she says...

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    lrohnerposted 14 years ago

    Way to go, Fiery! You are DA MAN!

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       THANKS, Irohner!

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    Lady_Eposted 14 years ago

    It's a pity to know that this is still happening in Nigerian Universities but well done.

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Sure is a pity - you know it. Thanks.

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    Kaabiposted 14 years ago

    I don't know how people get away with this stuff.  Most Professors in college have Master's and Doctorate degrees, yet they still risk it all with something like this that probably wouldn't even happen and could get them fired without a chance at getting another career position.  It's crazy!

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You got that right!

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Whats my sign ,maybe I should ask Marine ..hehe

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       dont get the joke...why ask Marine?

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          Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          oh wasnt meant to be a joke ,just he tends to ask physcological kinda questions..remember that thread on 5 things about you and he was on the button on the type of person you were (mostly).

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             fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             dont remember...

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    RedElfposted 14 years ago

    I don't think that was evil of you at all. You were simply protecting a friend. Well...OK you told a teeeeeeny fib to get his attention, but good for you.
    Well done, Scorpio - see, I said you guys can be the BEST friends!

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Tis true!

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    I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 14 years ago

    What a wonderful friend you are!!

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks a milli, I'm I your fan yet...should be...

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    Valerie Fposted 14 years ago

    I think the women and those who support them should indeed write letters, make phone calls, file criminal reports if necessary, and protest. An official policy needs to be in place in every university and every workplace that the penalty for sexual harassment is the loss of a job with extreme prejudice.

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You've got a good point there, Val.

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    Davinagirl3posted 14 years ago

    That is a "BOOM", for sure.

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       He he he, you beeen kinda missing in these parts, wifey...

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          Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Fight fire with Fiery.
          
          Love it. Rock on, friend.

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             fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Thank you, man!

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    wsp2469posted 14 years ago

    Hey!  Seriously I was expecting more from the title.  I don't think you're evil.  I think you demonstrated you have a hell of a lot of imagination.  Try and remember some specifics regarding the conversation and you could whip it into a hub!  Add some pics of your friend half-naked--especially if she was Indian--(woman go make my dinner not "woo woo")--and you would probably get a high score, too!
    (Just finished a hub myself.  I found a hub written by Bre that I agreed with (but for MALE reasons) and took it from there.  I felt bad for upsetting her that first time, ya know?  I didn't mind the attention but I DID feel bad at first until I talked with her. . .but, I digress. . .)
    
    Seriously, turn it into a hub.  I would read it!

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You would read any crazy thing man...geez, that hub of yours remains the funniest thing I've ever read in Hubpages...no friggin' kiddin, man!

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    Ghost32posted 14 years ago

    Should've known you were a Scorp, CJ.  (My D.O.B. being 11/07/43.)

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       And I should have known you, Ghost...

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    hello fiery gonna read some of your hubs tomorrow how are ya

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I'm good, Brenda.

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    I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 14 years ago

    Oh my..it is soooo hawt in here!! lol 

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       He he he he

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    wrenfrost56posted 14 years ago

    Brilliant! Fierycj you really are a hero!

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Thats mighty nice of you to say, wren...thanks!

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    i like the new pic fire!

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I like fire pics...I like fire, period!

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          AsherKadeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          sounds a little OCD or autistic if you ask me
          

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             fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             If I asked you, then I wouldnt be autistic, would I...? hmmm, dumb thought...

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    Damsel in distress...that won't be me lmao I can fight my own fights. hehehe

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I dont doubt it, every damsel needs a knight sometime...

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          Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          eh maybe once in a while to help with the dishes haha just kidding..

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             fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             No, you were not..

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    fine you caught me! lol so how is your friend doing now?

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I spent the evening with her a couple of her friends, they think I'm hot! hehehe, women!

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          Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol aaaa fiery is the man hehehe...and you like fire...you pyro!

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             fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Yeah!!!! My animus is dragon..

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    lol oh fiery you are funny

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       How're you doing today?

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