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What is the corniest joke you know?

  1. MountainManJake profile image87
    MountainManJakeposted 4 years ago

    What is the corniest joke you know?

  2. Lisa HW profile image74
    Lisa HWposted 4 years ago

    I've always assumed that the corniest joke of all time was the old, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"  (Of course, three- and four- year-old children find it hilarious and/or clever; so maybe it should be a pass on the whole "corniest joke ever known to man" thing.    smile

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    Phoebe Pikeposted 4 years ago

    I know a bunch... but I haven't decided which was the "corniest".

    What kind of flower sends a Mother's Day card? A sunflower.
    What does a king and a yardstick have in common? They are both rulers.
    Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

    1. MountainManJake profile image87
      MountainManJakeposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Those are pretty corny.

      What do you call an alligator in a vest?  An investigator.

  4. BobMonger profile image60
    BobMongerposted 4 years ago

    So this midget walks up to a guy on the street corner and says, "Hey buddy, can you spare a nickle, I'm a little short."

    1. MountainManJake profile image87
      MountainManJakeposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      That's funny

      What do you call 2 doctors in one room?  A paradox.

  5. taburkett profile image61
    taburkettposted 4 years ago

    what did one ear of corn say to the other - did you hear that?

  6. Gcrhoads64 profile image97
    Gcrhoads64posted 4 years ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To show the opossum it could be done!

    (Feel free to replace opossum with whatever regional roadkill is appropriate for your area.)

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    Copper Manposted 4 years ago

    Do you know why flies can't see in the wintertime?
    It's because they leave their specks behind in the summertime.

  8. Shaddie profile image90
    Shaddieposted 4 years ago

    Where does the king keep his armies?

    ...

    ...

    IN HIS SLEEVIES big_smile

  9. Ashley OSteen profile image60
    Ashley OSteenposted 4 years ago

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

    Just follow the fresh prints.

  10. kansasyarn profile image91
    kansasyarnposted 4 years ago

    Two peanuts walked into a bar.  One was a salted.

  11. drbj profile image82
    drbjposted 4 years ago

    A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?" or . . .
    What do you call a cow with no legs?  Ground Beef. or . . .
    What do you call a cow with two legs?  Lean Beef. or . . .
    A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We have a drink named after you.”
    The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve?” or . . .
    What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
    I got a million of them!

  12. Efficient Admin profile image93
    Efficient Adminposted 4 years ago

    This is a unique and different question, I like it!

    Is your refrigerator running?

    Yes.

    Then you better run after it before it gets away.

    LOL.

  13. IDONO profile image82
    IDONOposted 4 years ago

    What eats cotton and rides a motorcycle?
    Evil Bo Weevil.

  14. PoeticPhilosophy profile image81
    PoeticPhilosophyposted 4 years ago

    Knock Knock.

    Who's there?

    Butter.

    Butter who?

    Butter not tell you.

  15. Diana Lee profile image84
    Diana Leeposted 4 years ago

    One hot sunny day the old grey mare walks up a hill and lies down in a field of corn.  While she is sleeping the corn begins to pop.  She wakes up thinking the white popcorn is snow and freezes to death. Poor thing.

  16. FatFreddysCat profile image99
    FatFreddysCatposted 4 years ago

    A psychiatrist walks into his office and there's a naked guy sitting on his couch. The naked guy asks him "Doctor, am I crazy?"
    The doctor pauses a moment and finally says "I don't know if you're crazy, but I can clearly see you're nuts."

  17. simpleroma profile image73
    simpleromaposted 4 years ago

    I think this one is corny, but funny....

    A lady driver after fixing all the lights in her car call her nanny and ask her to help her in confirming if all the lights are perfectly working.
    Lady driver: How is the headlight?
    Nanny: It’s working.
    Lady driver: How is the break light?
    Nanny: It’s working.
    Lady driver: How is the turn light?
    Nanny: Oh, it’s working, it’s not, it’s working, it’s not.

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    Deb Welchposted 4 years ago

    What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
    If we didn't mess around last night, we wouldn't be in this
    Jam right now!

    God the Father and Jesus His Son were walking along in Heaven one
    day - and God said to His Son Jesus - "I can't believe it, I saw someone
    today, I didn't know."

  19. Jordan Hake profile image87
    Jordan Hakeposted 4 years ago

    Ever hear the one about the wooden car with a wooden enginge and wooden wheels?

    It 'wooden' go!

 
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