If you go to a café and the order of the person next to u is Satan, how would u respond?
As a joke, when going to a café to order coffee today, I put down my order name as "Satan". So, later when the girl yell out my order she said "A large white coffee for Satan!" This other fat girl that was there waiting for her coffee looked totally freaked out, when she heard it and when I went to grab my coffee, she look totally terrified and when I was grabbing a lid and sugar for my coffee she quickly walked aside, looked totally freak out. It was really funny. How would u respond if somebody got their coffee and his name is "Satan"
If it was a hot girl named Satan I would use the old pick up line... "Let me call God, cause heaven must be missing an Angel.....Oh you were kicked out.... well then you must be a naughty girl and daddy likes naughty."
If it was a dude, I would give you the number to my ex.
I'd say "Satan? Big fan of your work, man. Especially heavy metal music. That @#$% rocks! Nice job!"
I would have asked her if she would sell her soul for free coffee for life.
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