It's never a good idea to argue with a woman.

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  1. tobey100 profile image59
    tobey100posted 8 years ago

    Have you ever won an argument with a woman?  No offense to you ladies.  I have nothing but respect and admiration for a winner.  Even when you lose the argument you win.  Reminds me of an old joke:

    One morning, a husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.  Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.  She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
    The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.  He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'  'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')  'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.  'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'  'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.   For all I know you could start at any moment.   I'll have to take you in and write you up.'  'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.  'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.  'That's true, but you have all the equipment.  For all I know you could start at any moment.'  'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

    MORAL:     
    Never argue with a woman who reads.
    It's likely she can also think.
    Send this to four women who are thinkers

    1. Rafini profile image87
      Rafiniposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol  I like it!!

    2. ahostagesituation profile image78
      ahostagesituationposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That was great, and laughing out loud! Just  WHY are we teaching women to read these days?!!

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    Justine76posted 8 years ago

    lol

  3. chinweike profile image66
    chinweikeposted 8 years ago

    lovely and inspiring write up.

  4. Origin profile image60
    Originposted 8 years ago

    Ahh, witty! smile

  5. Urbane Chaos profile image97
    Urbane Chaosposted 8 years ago

    Now that's just good stuff, I don't care what anyone says..
    big_smilebig_smilebig_smile

    1. tobey100 profile image59
      tobey100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Painfully true as well.  After 35 years of marital bliss I've learned.

      1. Urbane Chaos profile image97
        Urbane Chaosposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        And yet, I hear that's what duct tape's good for. big_smile

        ..I swear, I didn't say that out loud! yikes

        1. tobey100 profile image59
          tobey100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I didn't hear a thing   

          http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_l3x9kxdLxmg/R3-OV4FgpWI/AAAAAAAAACE/fVPCCeCN0oE/s320/uses4duct-tape-012.gif

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    Linda Myshrallposted 8 years ago

    There is a whole chapter on effective arguing in the top-secret how to be a wife handbook.  As an experienced husband of 35 years, Tobey100 clearly knows of the book, and has learned to be afraid... very afraid...

    1. h.a.borcich profile image60
      h.a.borcichposted 8 years agoin reply to this



      I need one of them handbooks - have an extra one around Linda? smile LOL

    2. tobey100 profile image59
      tobey100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      There's no fear like the fear of one's wife.

 
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