The fastest thing in the world. . .
Four applicants were applying for a certain job. The employer asked them what is the fastest thing in the world.
Applicant 1: The fastest thing in the world is thought!
Applicant 2: The fastest thing in the world is the light!
Applicant 3: The fastest thing in the world is the blink of an eye!
Applicant 4: The fastest thing in the world is DIARRHEA!
The employer was shock about the applicant 4's answer. So, he asked him again; "why DIARRHEA?
Applicant 4: Because early this morning, I have a stomach ache. But before I could think, switched on the light, and blinked my eye, something was already in my pants. So fast! Very fast! : D
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