Classes for Women (given to me by a GUY!)

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  1. Lifeallstar1 profile image60
    Lifeallstar1posted 8 years ago

    Classes for Women at

    By Oct. 31, 2010


    Class 1
    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

    Class 2
    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    At 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10
    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to Shop by Yourself.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

    Send this to all your guy friends for the
    best chuckle of their day...
    And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!

    1. Lifeallstar1 profile image60
      Lifeallstar1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      This was sent to me by a guy and I would bet money that it was written by a guy, as well! big_smile

      1. Lymond profile image86
        Lymondposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Nice :-) I would have to say there is a female friendly version, google W.I.C.O.E

    2. kirstenblog profile image75
      kirstenblogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I think, how to dress apropriately for the searson would be wiser, I just put on a nice cozy jumper when cold instead of turning on the heating in the first instance (wooly hats are nice too)

      Um my hubby never leaves the seat up but I have lol (he seriously thinks I was a man in my past lives)

      Do they have a 'you don't have to buy everything you find on ebay' class for my husband?

      There is, fundamentally speaking, no difference!

      I don't own these sadly as it seems in this country having a power point in the bathroom doesn't happen case people are to dumb to not electrocute themselves while in the bath!

      We record everything so avoid all commercials, however both hubby and I could benefit from a how to use the pause button to ask questions class.

      While baths can be taken without 14 different kinds of soaps and shampoos it is unadvisable!

      These medicines only seem effective in keeping me alive and able to stand, stronger drugs would be appreciated!

      When is this EVER not the case? I have never seen hubby admit to being wrong to anyone ever, usually they are wrong to point out that he might be wrong and should really just 'trust him' roll

      How to drive would be needed before I could attend this class but would probably be good in conjunction with a basic driving test big_smile

      Again, I need this in a how to drive course

      This is something hubby is in desperate need of, can I sign him up? Seriously I am bored sick being given a play by play description of every store offering some item I know squat about because he is incapable of making any shopping decision himself!

  2. thooghun profile image82
    thooghunposted 8 years ago

    Hahaha, I'd dress up as a woman just for class 9 and 7. Priceless.

    1. Lifeallstar1 profile image60
      Lifeallstar1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, I have to admit that would be priceless! Glad you had a laugh from it. I thought it was pretty funny so I had to share wink

  3. readytoescape profile image61
    readytoescapeposted 8 years ago

    Do they need instructors?

    1. Lifeallstar1 profile image60
      Lifeallstar1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I wonder if a male or female should be teaching the classes? smile

  4. readytoescape profile image61
    readytoescapeposted 8 years ago

    I’m pretty sure the institution will require heterosexual male instructors.

    I mean really wouldn’t any other type kind of miss the point?

    1. Lifeallstar1 profile image60
      Lifeallstar1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, that's an excellent point... I suppose they are the only ones able to  teach such lessons!

  5. readytoescape profile image61
    readytoescapeposted 8 years ago

    Qualifications would probably require an outdoorsy background with a touch of Redneck and/or Construction with at least a minor in contact sports and combat (military or marital).

    Academics and some professional types need not apply; namby pamby is not a resume booster

    1. Lifeallstar1 profile image60
      Lifeallstar1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL that's funny!! big_smile

  6. readytoescape profile image61
    readytoescapeposted 8 years ago

    Thanks I thought so too, but that maybe that's why some employers laugh at my resume

    One other thought

    Applications from Liberal Progressives with an overbearing urge to promote political correctness would also be rejected.

    Gotta go off to the Bar

    1. Lifeallstar1 profile image60
      Lifeallstar1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Another great point!! Don't think they would be much help! Have a drink for me big_smile


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