Why would Superman take a day off?

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   Walt Smithposted 14 years ago

   If you are the man of steel, what would be some life reasons that would cause you to take a vacation? PLease be specific.

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      emilio17posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well the truth is that he's actually on vacation in honolulu..

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      lady_love158posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      March madness, golf, Carnival, St. Patty's day?

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      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      To rest his weary legs and fill out his tax returns.

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         Walt Smithposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Probably have to fill out Schedule C, Self employment? Thanks for the comment...W

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   paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

   Tax Season paperwork. I wonder how much he gets to deduct for each flight mile.

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   leahleflerposted 14 years ago

   Coffee spiked with Kryptonite. Rats.

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   melporposted 14 years ago

   He has to rest too.

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   optimus grimlockposted 14 years ago

   need to get laid, go somewhere and get fat so now one knows its me.

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      Walt Smithposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Like Elvis...Right?

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   Richieb799posted 14 years ago

   Get his tights dry cleaned?

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   waynetposted 14 years ago

   He could have the jimmy smitts and needed to sit on a moon crater to drain his cheeks!

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   Trail Otterposted 14 years ago

   He just flew in from Saturn and boy are his arms tired...

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      Walt Smithposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks to all who repiled to my little queary, I had an idea and wanted to see where it went...W

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   Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

   Because even though he's the man of steel, he still needs to rest too.  Besides, who really wants to be superman 24/7?  By george, the man works a full time job at the daily planet, and he does the whole savior bit in his free time.  the man needs a day off every once in a while.  besides, why do you think he has the justice league for?  they can always fill in for him on the days, he's taking a vacation.

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    Alhamoraposted 14 years ago

    Want some body massage, looking for a superman spa.

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    Sally's Troveposted 14 years ago

    Suddenly he realized how he felt about Lois Lane.

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       Walt Smithposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       W O M E N !!!!! Thanks for the comment, Good luck to you...W

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    No Relation Produposted 14 years ago

    to help spiderman and batman move house of course!

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       Walt Smithposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I love it!!!! ...W

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    Cagsilposted 14 years ago

    No Life reasons would be needed to take a vacation from the human species.
    
    If I were Superman, I would visit other places in the Universe.

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       Walt Smithposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       So would I, as a matter of fact I would need one just being plain old me!!!

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    superwagsposted 14 years ago

    Pulled hamstring. Smarts.

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       Walt Smithposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Good one Superwags...Any relation?...W

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          superwagsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I'm his evil twin. All the ability, none of the morals!!

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    bikerdave2367posted 14 years ago

    Lois Lane and Him are on their honeymoon of course.

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    Michael Willisposted 14 years ago

    Kryptonitise in his joints!

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    Mike's Cornerposted 14 years ago

    To fly to Stochholm to accept the Nobel Peace Prize, and then fly to Monaco to blow the million on high-limt baccarat.

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