What are the worst children's names you have ever heard?

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  1. mikicagle profile image89
    mikicagleposted 7 years ago

    What are the worst children's names you have ever heard?

    What name should a parent never give to their child?

  2. rkhyclak profile image60
    rkhyclakposted 7 years ago

    Chlamydia. Yes, it's happened. And no, it's NOT a pretty name!

  3. gis_r07 profile image80
    gis_r07posted 7 years ago

    Apple and Monday.........I have heard these 2 and did not like them as names...........I can live with "Summer" and "April"; "January" is pushing it a little, but "Apple and Monday" definitely push it too far.

  4. mikicagle profile image89
    mikicagleposted 7 years ago

    OMG rkyclak that is awful and terribly funny at the same time

  5. Lady MJ profile image75
    Lady MJposted 7 years ago

    Moxie Crimefighter, a guy in Egypt named his child facebook, Ever Gabo, To Morrow, Sage Moonblood (Way to go Sylvester Stalone), Poppy Honey, Audio Science, and last but never the least Frank Zappa wins hands down with his children Diva Muffin, Moon Unit, Dweezil and Ahmet Emuukha Rodan.

  6. Daffy Duck profile image60
    Daffy Duckposted 7 years ago

    Blanket.  I can't believe Michael Jackson named his kid Blanket.  How in the world did he come up with that one?

  7. duffsmom profile image60
    duffsmomposted 7 years ago

    I've heard a lot of them but Moon Unit Zappa is pretty out there.

  8. Torch Harrison profile image85
    Torch Harrisonposted 7 years ago

    OMG...I have heard a few in my time.

    Magic Lilly
    Dweezil Fink
    Christmas Reign
    Cloud Rainy
    Aerin Bong
    Micin Manning

    Now, I'm sorry but...if these folks applied for a job with names like this, it would be hard to take them seriously.  Can you imagine nametags, nameplates, listings with names like these?  Unless they're going for careers as artists or rock stars, how do these names work in the REAL world?

  9. tgopfrich profile image80
    tgopfrichposted 7 years ago

    Kayden. I do not like that name, or Hayden. Other then that I canèt think of one off of the top of my head.


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