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Children Are Quick

  1. paradigmsearch profile image93
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

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    Children Are Quick 
    TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America  .
    MARIA:         Here it  is.
    TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS:         Maria.

    TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.

    TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
    GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   
    (I  Love this child)

    TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
    DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   

    TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we  didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE:       Me!

    TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.   

    TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
    MILLIE:         I  is..
    TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
    MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

    TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   
                       Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand....   

    TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   

    TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?
    HAROLD:     A teacher

    * End of quote *

    1. nell79 profile image80
      nell79posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Haha! I've heard most of those but there were some new ones on this list. smile

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I needed that. Thanks. LOL

  3. Ivorwen profile image74
    Ivorwenposted 7 years ago

    LOL!  I love these!  Especially the spelling one.  It reminds me greatly of my children.  smile

  4. dressline profile image38
    dresslineposted 6 years ago

    good post , a poll? nice, i am somedress, nice to see you here .

  5. LeanMan profile image89
    LeanManposted 6 years ago

    From many years ago whilst in class with a very irate french teacher who used to use the ruler quite regularly to clout us kids around the back of the head with  -

    "At the end of this ruler is an idiot, a fool, a boy who will never amount to much in life..." he announced holding the ruler to a boys head....

    "Which end sir??" came the reply....