Children Are Quick

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

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   Children Are Quick 
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   TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America  .
   MARIA:         Here it  is.
   TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
   CLASS:         Maria.
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   TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
   JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
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   TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
   GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
   TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
   GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   
   (I  Love this child)
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   TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
   DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
   TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
   DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
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   TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we  didn't have ten years ago.
   WINNIE:       Me!
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   TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
   GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.   
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   TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
   MILLIE:         I  is..
   TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
   MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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   TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   
                      Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
   LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand....   
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   TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
   SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   
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   TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?
   HAROLD:     A teacher
   
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      nell79posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Haha! I've heard most of those but there were some new ones on this list.

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   I needed that. Thanks. LOL

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   Ivorwenposted 13 years ago

   LOL!  I love these!  Especially the spelling one.  It reminds me greatly of my children. 

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   dresslineposted 12 years ago

   good post , a poll? nice, i am somedress, nice to see you here .

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   LeanManposted 12 years ago

   From many years ago whilst in class with a very irate french teacher who used to use the ruler quite regularly to clout us kids around the back of the head with  -
   
   "At the end of this ruler is an idiot, a fool, a boy who will never amount to much in life..." he announced holding the ruler to a boys head....
   
   "Which end sir??" came the reply....

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