ROFL.
Well, think of it this way, girl.
It is Clara's birthday, non? And it is your birthday here on Hubpages because it is the identity you have assumed. In a way, we celebrate your arrival on Hubpages!
Soooooo....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. And happy belated one, too, since your real one is in August.
Rofl. I had to contain myself since I'm next to my sleeping husband. This entire thread = hilarity.