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   fierycjposted 15 years ago

   You guys kill me. How do you even do that. He ate the damn cops...ate them for heaven's sake. Okay, he takes the club money, bribes the cops, eats the rest. How does it all end?

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      marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Smith get a call from an unknown source: Smith? Yes? Your son is at the zoo in the trainers area of the lions. Smith: Who am I speaking with? Caller: Your ex wife.

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         Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Oh! That's the best, yet.

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   fierycjposted 15 years ago

   Lets take a break then. We'll get back on this later, guys. See, I'm a friggin' nice Director.

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      marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      No dinner? "Stomps feet, fkn agents"

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   Davinagirl3posted 15 years ago

   Mr. Smith is still on a killing spree. What have we been doing with our lives?  The mundane must end.  Mr. Smith has a few more scores to settle.
   
   From what I gather, Mr. S. is leaving the church.  What do you think? Did he kill Buffy after he f'd her?  Should he have any conscience?

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   fierycjposted 15 years ago

   Hey kids, gather round (Davina Baby, nice fan mail you left me there) - Marine, Sufi, Brenda, Eagle...come ye, come ye, draw nigh unto thy beloved director!

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      Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I am here.

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   Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

   Ive got another call-up ,be with you in a lil while... thanks for your fanmail too..bet you say that to all the girls...lol
   help yourself to the cookies!

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   fierycjposted 15 years ago

   So Davi, Smith gets a call from his ex-wife? What is that really?

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      Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      That part was Marine's.  I am assuming that the ex-wife was not really killed, or it was another ex-wife.  Marine needs to clear that up.

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         marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         The ex wife was the previous wife of the one he killed. My bad

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            fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Gawd, you're the craziest Marine I know. LOL. Gawd, you're the only Marine I know.

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years ago

   I am here oh beloved director, got my nice tasing lipstick on

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   Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

   quickly flicks thru the previous script..
   grabs a cookie while i read
   can tell brendas been here ,as I notice a red smudge under the word gun...

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      fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Gosh, how do you even come up with that! You're hilarious.

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   fierycjposted 15 years ago

   Hey, Bren. Luscious lips in there. Hey, is that your daughter? Whoever she is, she's awfully cute? You're like twins.

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    Sufidreamerposted 15 years ago

    Hi folks.
    
    Good to see that the script is progressing nicely. Whilst you creative types and Thespians sit and eat cookies, somebody has to make sure that the catering is taken care of, and that no pigeons crap on the set. More importantly, somebody needs to make sure that we don't run out of alcoholic beverages.
    
    Be nice to the crew

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       fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Thats why I have you on set, my man. I'm not the least bit worried.

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    Sufidreamerposted 15 years ago

    Don't worry, Fiery - I have been working hard. I have already found a luxury trailer for EagleKiwi:
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Photo courtesy of suesviews: http://www.flickr.com/photos/suzieq/486576926/

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       Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Awwww Surfiii ,darn your the sweetest man to think of me,but I remembered I will be bringing all my lord of the rings costumes,and extra shoes, then us girls need a decent tub and vanity area, so need something a little bigger...we can use that other um thing as an outdoor refridgerator if ya want...or anyone who snores ...
       

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          fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Gawd, and who do you think is gonna pay for all that? The studio execs are telling me to cut the damn, but I've been stalling them like a madman!

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    That's brilliant, but where the hell are my writing crew?

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    Miss Takeposted 15 years ago

    please can i have a minor role in this thing, i am good with make up, so could put some on.... all the crew.

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    Davinagirl3posted 15 years ago

    Next Scene:  Mr. Smith pulls into the crowded zoo parking lot.  In the corner of his eye he sees the dark green bread truck. 
    "You gotta be kidding me."  he says with a smirk.  He knows Jones' M.O. like the back of his hand.  He ducks over into the passenger seat and opens the passenger side door.  He stealthly crawls out with his Smith and Wesson aimed clandestinely at the driver's face.  The driver never saw it coming... BOOM.  Two guys jump out of the side door of the bread truck, rattled, but in commando mode.  They scan the area to see where the shot came from.  Smith takes out one more.  The last "would-be" assassin flees on foot.  Smith gets up, dusts himself off and goes to search the "bread" truck.  When he gets to the door, he sees a suitcase.  He grabs it just in time to see the young boy tied up in the back.  It is not his son.

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       fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       God, you're so good. I just wanna marry ya right now!

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          Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Well, I don't have a husband in Africa, yet.  If I had two husbands, but on different continents, would that be bigomy?

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             fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             That's the tricky thing about bigamy laws, ain't it. That part isn't well stated. Lol.

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       1cardudeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

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          Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Where have you been?  I like it!

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    Davinagirl3posted 15 years ago

    Since his son was not there, he had no reason to spare the clone.  He pulled the tape from the clone's mouth.
    "What do you know?"
    "Nothing.  Dad, you've found me."
    "Don't f*&( with me.  What do you know?"
    Suddenly the clone starts bleeding from the ears.  Smith has seen this before and knows he better get the hell outta there fast.  He hauls it out of the van and is running away as the bread truck goes up in a colossal explosion.  The viewer can hear an elephant trumpet as the scene closes.

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    AsherKadeposted 15 years ago

    the elephant has a deadly epidemic flu and is willing to contract anyone who comes near it with the flu. Whoever made the clone created the deadly flu strain that was injected in all of the elephants so humans could die slowly and miserably.

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    Davinagirl3posted 15 years ago

    The people, who've heard the explosion, come running out of the zoo.  Little do they know, they have a toxic virus and they are rushing it out of its containment to their friends and families.  Smith makes it out of the vacinity, but he knows Mr. Jones well enough to know what is to follow.  Of all his enemies, Mr. Jones is the deadliest... next to Mr. Smith.

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    Gawd, i'm gone for a couple of hours and we've got new screenplay writers and elephants? How the hell I'm I supposed to get the studio execs to fund an elephant scene, huh! Geez, i like it though.

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       Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       All you would need is one elephant for good measure.  Mr. Smith never enters the zoo, so it can be and external shot with sound affects... People clamouring and what not.  You really don't need even one elephant... It can be an implied pacyderm.

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       marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Good stuff

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    Excepts from the PRESS CONFERENCE ON MR. SMITH'S WESSON.
    
    
    Director fierycj: After I got the full back up of the studio, I immediately had to get the best hands in the business. I got my Production Manager, Sufidreamer on board. Got two of the best screenwriters I could find - marinealways and davinagirl. I got two of the best, not to mention beautiful actresses I could find - Eaglekiwi and Brenda Scully. So you see, this production ain't a joke. No more questions, ladies and gentlemen of the press!

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years ago

    reporting for duty sir, do I get to kiss anyone today.. The photo was my daughter she had two children, aint she cute

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    @Brenda. Your daughter is a hot mom. You're both hot moms. Good one, Davina, so we could work round it. I'm sure the execs will be glad to hear it. Crazy email there, Baby. Lol.

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       Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hey, I a am a weird broad.  I am trying to stay in character.  Little Stanislav for yo' as*.

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          fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          and a cute one at that, too. Hey, seen my Shoot The Bull thread, yet?

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             Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Checking it out now.

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                Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    The thread that says Lets Shoot The Bull on Hubbers Hangout forum.

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       Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Found it... I hope you like my contribution.

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    Brilliant stuff.

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    marinealways24posted 15 years ago

    Fiery, I must say, you are a kick ass director.

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       fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Thank you, Marine. Coming from you, I dont take it lightly.

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          marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Anytime. This thread has been very enjoyable to forget about reality. Thank You

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    Davinagirl3posted 15 years ago

    Are we still "Shooting the Bull".  I am kind of into that one too.

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       marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Me too, that also takes my mind off of reality.
       
       Why do you want to shoot a bull? What did the bull do to you?

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          Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I am glad you asked... Check out "Let's Shoot the Bull" by fierycj.  It might be kind of far down in the forums.

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          fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Lol.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years ago

    FHow are things going down at the o.k. caral

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    Hey Crew, gather round!

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       Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I am here.

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    Hey guys, You feeling me as a director so far? Hey, have you checked out my hub on my favorite Film directors yet? I started with my man, Sam Raimi.

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    Lets work towards the ending, people!

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years ago

    I am here too..........

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       fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       hi you doing, ma'am. You been looking for me?

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    lrohnerposted 15 years ago

    Smith knows he’s running short of time. To find his son, he needs to take out Jones and he needs to do it quickly.  He decides to set a trap exploiting Jones’ only weakness – bunny rabbits.

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       fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Bunny rabbits. Interesting. What's that about?

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          lrohnerposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I was having flashbacks to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Don't you remember the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog?
          
          (Next day, cut to Jones' office...)
          
          There's a knock at the door. Jones opens the door and sees that a box has been left with his name on it. He opens the box and discovers a cute little bunny rabbit staring up at him. "Awwwww. Da wittle bitty bunny coochee cooo", he babbles. Jones leans over to pick up the rabbit. As he lifts the bunny out of the box, however, he comes to the horrible realization that it's a dummy bunny. He rips open the fur and instantly comes face-to-face with a bomb whose timer had already counted down to one. BOOM!
          
          As the dust settles, Jones' office door swings open one last time. There stands Smith. "Bye bye, Jonesy," he says. "No more bad hare days where you're heading."

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             Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Mr. Smith crosses the street to revel in his dirty work, and his genius, as he hears a murmuring coming from inside the house.  He enters gingerly but is spotted by two goons scratching their heads and making phone calls.  They didn't expect him so soon.  He blasts them both to hell, and walks down a long corridor.  He checks all the doors, nothing.  Finally, he gets to the last room and it is locked.  He quickly bashes the door open only to find.  7 sons... or his son and 6 clones, that is... 
             (side note: I am assuming Mr. Jones's office is at his house, since he is a millionaire crime lord.  If not, we can clean it up in editing.)

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             Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Should I fill in the gap between the zoo and here?  Do I need to go on about the "elephant flu", or is that out?

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          marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          

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             Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             We have recruited another writer who understands our sick humor...  One of us... One of us!

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    Leave it. Its perfect.

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    Davinagirl3posted 15 years ago

    Mr. Smith looks at each of the clones.  They are all huddled together around his son.  He thinks he knows which boy is his true flesh and blood.  How can he know for sure?  "Josh?", he says, scanning the room... staring into dead eyes.  "Yes, Father." says one of the clones and is quickly gunned down.  The other clones shudder.  "Dad, NO!" yells another one and is blasted upon.  One after another, after another, until there is one boy left, standing defiantly in the center of the room.  "Josh? Is that you son?"
    "Get away from me, you son of a bi***!", his son glares at him like a feral dog.
    That's my boy, thinks Mr. Smith.

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    lrohnerposted 15 years ago

    Good one, Davina!

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       Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks. Fierycj's been on us to finish this... and I will not stop til it's done.

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    Hey my lovely people, just got word from the Execs, they're loving the script so far. In fact, they love it so damn much that they're gonna up the budget. So guys don't be modest on the imagination. Let it flow freely. Free your minds, people! We got Arab Money budget going for this movie! Ha!

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    Skydwellerposted 15 years ago

    This sounds like a movie of 70s or 80's. You should come up with a better plot.

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       fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       we're bringing the glory days back! Hollywood movies these days are dry and phony. And not to mention, lacking soul. Dont even get me started on this.

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       Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       At least you didn't say 90's.  I take this as a compliment.

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    Miss Takeposted 15 years ago

    How's the movie doing?????

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       fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Well, go thru the thread. Hey, lovely screen name. Catchy as hell, it is.

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    Davi Boo, you anywhere around?

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       Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Always... What's up?

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          Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          HELLO???

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             fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Alright. So where do we go from here?

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    Davinagirl3posted 15 years ago

    I see an ending on the horizon, but I am carrying a full load.  Any tips?  I need some help here.

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    Irohner came up with the bunny rabbit bit. So can you work on it?

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       Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You got it, boss!

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    Budget is up. Free your beautiful mind. Bring in unicorns if you have to, Baby.

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       Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Mr. Smith speeds out of the zoo parking lot, and knows exactly where he is going.  Bumbo's pet shop.  Bumbo has been his coke dealer for years, so he figures he's up for anything.  Alas, Bumbo has a soft spot for soft little bunnies, and will not let Smith gut one to insert plastic explosives.  He wonders where Jones got the jackalope, but doesn't have time for such quandries.  He heads to the closest Babies R Us to buy a stuffed animal... It is a long shot, he knows, but he is relying on Jones's nearsightedness to pick up the slack.  He finds the cutest itty bitty bunny toy to gut and insert his bomb.  As he bites the head off the stuffed animal, he feels a little silly.  Oh well.  He is doing what must be done.  He will get his son and then work on the elephant flu thing... if anything can be done about it.  He does 4 lines of blow off his dashboard and howls like a mountain gorilla.  If there was enough room to bang on his chest, he would have done that... if not to slow his heart, to show his grasp of the situation.  This was his fu**ing world, and he would save it.

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          fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          gawd, can we get married now! Geez! You're a goddess. Look at that, lol.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years ago

    Fiery have you forgotton about me now?

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       fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       How could I, Darling. You're my first love.

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    Davinagirl3posted 15 years ago

    Mr. Smith grabs his son by the arm and drags him out of the house.  He opens the passenger side door and sits his son in the seat.  His son is angry and confused. 
    "You bastard! How could you leave us like that?"
    "What are you talking about Josh? Your mother was a double agent.  She kidnapped you and left you with Jones."
    "I don't believe it."
    "She set the whole thing up.  Call her."
    Josh takes the phone and dials.  No answer.  He tries again and gets voice mail.  "Mom, is it true?"
    Mr. Smith snatches the phone away from Josh and says, "I may have to kill your mother."
    "What? You're a psycho."
    "Yes.  I have already killed your step mom."
    "Why don't you just kill me then?"
    "Believe it or not, Josh, I love you.  I need your help.  Remember the study we did on the Pachyderm P1 virus?"
    "Some of your best work to date... Why?"
    "Your mother stole the vaccine.  She and Jones are behind this whole thing."
    "What thing."
    "I'll tell you later.  Do you have any idea where she might have hidden the vaccine?"
    "Yeah, but we'll have to turn around.  It is probably in Jones's lab."
    "Jones's Lab?"
    "Yeah, Dad.  You're not going to believe it.  Make a right at the light."

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       fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ha Ha Ha. Now that's a turn of events.

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    fierycjposted 15 years ago

    Davi, Marine, Irohner, any one of ya wanna help tidy this up.

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    Davinagirl3posted 15 years ago

    Mr. Smith makes a hard right, but sees only a vacant lot. 
    "What is this?"  Mr. Smith smirks.
    "Watch this?"  Josh walks to the center of the field and disappears.  Mr. Smith yells out and runs after him, only to find he has gone down a secret hatch in the middle of the field.  Mr. Smith follows close behind, as Josh stops at a thick re-inforced door.  A light scans Josh's eye and opens the door.  "What's going on here, Josh."  "Where you think I was cloned?"  Mr. Smith had many questions about the clone thing, but had no time to ask questions.  "Mom had them clone me to test the vaccine. I guess the bit** has too much love for me to risk my life directly."  Mr. Smith bites back a remark.  Inside the lab is a spectacle Smith could not have imagined.  It was like a Noah's Ark of sorts.  A little underground Island of Dr. Jones.  "Follow me to the vaccine chamber."  says Josh.  Smith was awestruck, but shook it off and got back to business.

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    Davinagirl3posted 15 years ago

    I will give anyone who wants to input a chance, but I am having a lot of fun with this.  My husband likes the story, too.  I have read him the whole thing.  I think we are on to something.

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       fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       say hi to your husband for me. Tell him I said he's one of luckiest sons of a gun I know.

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