My mom always used tell me the funniest things . What are some sayings your mom used to say?
"stop pulling silly faces before your face gets stuck Like that! "
"keep shaking your head at me Like that and it's gonna fall off! "
"do not have sex! Boys have diseases and you will die before you have a chance to live your life!"
Me-" mom I'm so hungry ! I haven't eaten all day"
Mom -" you don't need to eat! You have enough fat on you to live for weeks! "
Hi, being from Northern Ireland, I used to hear some gems eg:
That's a fine doorful of a woman/ man - Larger Lady/ Man.
She has a tongue that would clip a hedge - Gossip.
What would you expect out of a pig but a grunt? - Someone swearing.
That man would talk the teeth out of a saw - Chatterbox.
Plus dafter ones:
May you get all your wishes but one so you always have something to strive for.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
These are the ones that spring to mind but there are probaly hundreds.
Just One more:
He's got they eyes of a travelling rat - Obserrvant person.
Best Wishes
Jim
If you keep frowning, your mouth is going to stay like that. Holey Molly.
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions!
You get more bees with honey than vinegar (why does anyone want bees?)
Kill 'em with kindness!
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