What are some clean cheesy jokes?

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   Elizabeth Bowersposted 9 years ago

   What are some clean cheesy jokes?
   
   I'm always looking for a cheesy joke to share with my friends, family and co-workers.  I always like to see them groan, and I personally love jokes - the cheesier the better.  Anyone have any clean jokes to share?  I always love a good laugh!

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   The Examiner-1posted 9 years ago

   Have you heard the one about... (and add any clean punchline).

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      Elizabeth Bowersposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Dreamhowlposted 9 years ago

   What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college?
   - Bison!

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      Elizabeth Bowersposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Love it!

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   FatFreddysCatposted 9 years ago

   Q: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
   
   A: "Graaaaiiiiiins!"

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      Elizabeth Bowersposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha... hilarious!

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      FatFreddysCatposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I can't take full credit for that one, my son heard it at school awhile back... haha

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      Elizabeth Bowersposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, well it's definitely a keeper lol.  Can't wait to see the look on my sister's face when I tell her this.  She'll probably stare at me like I've grown and extra head and intone, "Wooow..." My family doesn't always sync up to my sense of humor.

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   bethperryposted 9 years ago

   Elizabeth, here are a few for you:
   Q: Why wouldn't Mr. Krabs share his treasure?
   A: Because he was a little shellfish.
   
   
   Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes?
   A: With little nazi's.
   
   
   Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
   A: Fsssh
   
   
   Q: What made the baby cookie cry?
   A: Her mother was a wafer awhile.
   
   
   Q: What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
   A. Neck-tarines
   
   
   Q: How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down?
   A: He married her.
   
   
   Q: What happens when you sit in the snow too long?
   A: You get Polaroids
   
   
   (And a regional favorite!)
   Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
   A. To show the 'possum it could be done.

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      Elizabeth Bowersposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Brilliant.  I thank you very much!

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   Praneeth Inspireposted 9 years ago

   If you never run out of tissues, then it's snot a problem!

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      Elizabeth Bowersposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      heehee... nice.

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   mts1098posted 9 years ago

   so a skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a cold draft beer and a mop )

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   nochanceposted 9 years ago

   Try looking up Dad jokes or Anti-jokes. My fiance was using some like that on his 9-year-old cousin and his face was priceless.
   
   Q: What's red and smells like blue paint?
   A: Red paint.
   
   Q: What did grandpa say right before he kicked the bucket?
   A: How far do you think I can kick this bucket?
   
   Q: What's green and has wheels?
   A: Grass. I lied about the wheels.
   
   Q: What's red and really hurts when thrown at your face?
   A: A firetruck.

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