Now for all you uneducated bachelors out there, lets see what advice some our more experienced hubbers like me can give you young'uns about safe sex! lol.
Oh wise and dysfunctional King Larry, I have one gigantic problem, and I know not what to do. I have given my heart to a fiar maiden whose homeland and residence is in a land far across the seas, one ocean and I think two cotinents away from my own homeland. She is everything a woman can be and then some...my dilema King Larry is how to I get her to come across the seas, one ocean, and two continents to be with me...alas I cannot afford such a trip myself. And I am afraid she will say no. Oh King Larry, what should I do? The BPing of my heart ever BPing...how can I bring that which is desire and make it a reality...
+-)
So far, me and Blondpoet have crashed this forum.
Safe sex? What a topic...only from our one & only King Larry.
I have crashed it too and fell well bad now for my post but I have more if needed lol
Always put a ladder out of the window in case of a fast exit, such as their loved one returns unexpectedly lol
Thread closed. Do not start threads soliciting responses containing adult content.
by Stevennix2001 14 years ago
Lol. NO, this forum has nothing to do with me, nor anyone i know in particular. lol. I just felt like opening up another fun sex related forum as i do get a kick out of your reactions. lol. Anyway, I saw this happen in a movie once where a guy has sex with a girl, but...
by optimus grimlock 14 years ago
I say atleast 5 times a week, just depends on whats going on in your lives!
by bonniee 15 years ago
Sex less marriage = no child , no enjoyI thing no need than marriage. You are right.
by smokenchic 15 years ago
after a heated argument?
by heartattack4444 15 years ago
Why I didn't wait: there wasn't a "you break it, you buy it" sign on my hymen.What's your position?
by Julie Grimes 15 years ago
What importance does foreskin play in your life, when it comes to sensitivity and manhood? Have you ever tried to grow it back? This is the topic for my next hub, so I'm trying to take a poll on whether or not you want it back. They say men with foreskin, have better...
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