Ladies, what do you do when a guy can't sexually satisfy you?

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  1. Stevennix2001 profile image89
    Stevennix2001posted 8 years ago

    Lol.  NO, this forum has nothing to do with me, nor anyone i know in particular.  lol.  I just felt like opening up another fun sex related forum as i do get a kick out of your reactions.  lol. 

    Anyway, I saw this happen in a movie once where a guy has sex with a girl, but she falls asleep while they're having sex.  lol.  anyway, i just wanted to ask you ladies out there what would you do if your man couldn't satisfy your urges?

    Men, has that ever happened to you?

    1. profile image0
      Ghost32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Whew!  Glad you clarified that up front--after the Premature E thread, and then this one, I was just sure as could be that you had a new gal putting you through your paces!  lol

      My wife has told me that a few of my quirks tended to put a cramp in her style in the beginning.  So what she did was, she got revenge by marrying me and then getting too ill to---

      Oops.  She caught me writing this!  BIG trouble from Little Red NOW...!!! lol

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image89
        Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol. sorry to get you in trouble with your lady ghost.  however,  thanks for putting in your opinion on the matter.  lol.

    2. Rainbow Pride profile image54
      Rainbow Prideposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Wouldn't know, my lady takes care of me very nicely lol

    3. leatherjackets99s profile image52
      leatherjackets99sposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It is wrong. If you love this Guy & the only problem is the sex. Teach him smile show him what you like and what to do.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      move on really quickly  lol

  2. figment profile image80
    figmentposted 8 years ago

    lose interest in the relationship and find one who can big_smile

  3. blondepoet profile image68
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    Take matters in my own hands smile

    1. Fluffymetal profile image78
      Fluffymetalposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      literally lol big_smile

    2. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      smile

  4. profile image0
    StormRyderposted 8 years ago

    Like I said in your other forum..I have an amazing arsenal of sex toys and I know how to use them!! big_smile

  5. profile image0
    StormRyderposted 8 years ago

    But like figment said...if this is in a relationship and there is no improvement in the sex department...time to move on!!
    That being said it does seem a lot of men need some training and direction to become good lovers...but sometimes I'm just not in the teaching mood and I just want to be fu*ked...and fu*ked good dammit!!

    1. figment profile image80
      figmentposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      tell it like it is Storm.  Know what you mean!  big_smile big_smile

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      logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Looking for volunteers? smile

    3. blondepoet profile image68
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO Storm, now ladies and gentlemen how more downright forward could the reply be haha.

      1. qwark profile image56
        qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Hahaha...Storm you are fantastic!
        My g/f whispers that in my ear quite often!   lolol
        You don't mince words and I love it!...:-)

        oooopppss Blonde...lolol... I posted this in the wrong place....anyway, it stands.  :-)

        1. blondepoet profile image68
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Oh I don't mind. I am a girl who agrees with you there. Call black black and a parrot a parrot. I often get in trouble for my usage of words, apart from where it counts LMAO.
          I guess it is just the good ole Aussie spirit and open-ness smile

          1. qwark profile image56
            qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            ...gotta love ya girl!...:-)

  6. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    I cut him off.

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

    2. blondepoet profile image68
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Cut him off or cut IT off? smile smile

  7. Disturbia profile image61
    Disturbiaposted 8 years ago

    I'm a big girl, I can take care of myself wink

  8. myownworld profile image77
    myownworldposted 8 years ago

    turn the other cheek....!

    (wait...that doesn't apply here.... oh those religious forums....! roll )

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      We turn the other cheek to see if this time they kiss better !
      Hi MOW ! big_smile

      1. myownworld profile image77
        myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile hehe...I knew it meant something.....!

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Religiously appropriate ! lol

          1. myownworld profile image77
            myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            big_smile yeah, should satisfy the 'ladies'...!

    2. shai77 profile image84
      shai77posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good one :-)

  9. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    Ladies, what do you do when a guy can't sexually satisfy you?

    I put him back under the same rock where I found him.

    1. IntimatEvolution profile image80
      IntimatEvolutionposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm with mega1.  There are way too many good lovers, to have to suffer with a bad one.  Either lose him, or tell him the truth, and prepare yourself for ridicule.  Because I'm sure he has a lot to say about you too.  It just works that way.

  10. Rafini profile image85
    Rafiniposted 8 years ago

    Well, let's see.  Since I'm not cruel enough to call him a wet noodle....I find someone else!  lol

    1. IntimatEvolution profile image80
      IntimatEvolutionposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Rafini...!, no noodles today?  What gives?lol

      Don't ya just hate a shitty lover?

      Its awful.mad

  11. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    this whole "women need to be satisfied too" is just Cosmo marketing garbage!

    I've never seen a female clitoris (never looked), and I have never been present during a mythological female 'orgasm'...

    (or if I was, I was fast asleep)


    smile

    1. blondepoet profile image68
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      A torch and magnifying glass helps.
      Here I will lend you some tools out my medical bag.

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Nah... not worth the energy tongue

      2. myownworld profile image77
        myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        plus a couple of drinks of course! big_smile

        1. blondepoet profile image68
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Yes a good 'ole stiff one comes in handy smile smile

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            cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            haha! big_smile

            (hey, Adsense is back.....wink

            1. AdsenseStrategies profile image76
              AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Don't ask me why. This is the face of procrastination...

              1. AdsenseStrategies profile image76
                AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Procrastination has spikes coming out of its head, apparently

              2. profile image0
                cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this




                you wear it well, i have to say wink

                1. AdsenseStrategies profile image76
                  AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  I'm sure there's some way of combining this with the stiff thing, but damned if I can think of it

                  1. myownworld profile image77
                    myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    big_smile  ahem...too much abstinence perhaps?

                    *cough cough

          2. AdsenseStrategies profile image76
            AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            A hard man is good to find, they say

            1. AdsenseStrategies profile image76
              AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Then again, you're only as old as the woman you feel

              1. AdsenseStrategies profile image76
                AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Just trying to get banned again, y'know (speaking of control over the Internet roll)

            2. blondepoet profile image68
              blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Show me the way Adsy and I will be there smile

      3. AdsenseStrategies profile image76
        AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Feel free to ignore this, but I have a feeling our North American listeners are going to get a totally different image from this comment than you intend... roll

    2. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      er we begin to see why Greek One has trouble getting any!

      1. blondepoet profile image68
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Exactly I am sending him a diagram of the female anatomy as we speak. smile smile
        With a good compass system attached, North, South, East, West.

        1. Beth100 profile image73
          Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          don't forget the GPS!!!  lol  lol

          1. blondepoet profile image68
            blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            You mean the GPS or the GP Beth???

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            logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Is that short for Giant Penis Suspenders? smile

            1. blondepoet profile image68
              blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Coming from Beth it sure is possible LMAO !!! smile

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                logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                You have to be careful with those, when youre clamping them on, they can really pinch! LRHOL!

  12. IntimatEvolution profile image80
    IntimatEvolutionposted 8 years ago

    This should be the weekly hubnugget.  Hell with Scottland, we've got wet noodles and nurses here.lol

    1. blondepoet profile image68
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh I love noodles almost as much as my nursing career smile smile

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    Lecieposted 8 years ago

    i would find a way to get his fire really going so that we would both get some great lovin.
    maybe dress up for each other, what would really satisfy me is to use my fuzzy handcuffs. but as i said in a previous thread, i haven't been able to find a man brave enough.lmao big_smile

  14. waynet profile image69
    waynetposted 8 years ago

    I get no complaints so far....

    Well anyway my inflatable Mavis don't talk much!

    1. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      But I'll spill the beans if you keep teasing me.

      *sigh* I mean *high*  WHAT?

  15. profile image0
    Lecieposted 8 years ago

    maybe i should try my fuzzy cuffs on an inflatable cowboy. then i also get the dress up part as well. big_smile

  16. Supatrupa profile image54
    Supatrupaposted 8 years ago

    ask the girl next door to help big_smile

    1. PrettyPanther profile image85
      PrettyPantherposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good answer!  lol

      I don't think there are many guys who can't sexually satisfy me, but there are plenty who don't know how to begin with.  If they're not willing to learn, then they're not for me.

  17. ceciliabeltran profile image72
    ceciliabeltranposted 8 years ago

    I wonder why

  18. ceciliabeltran profile image72
    ceciliabeltranposted 8 years ago

    if he can't satisfy you, that means you're not satisfied with him or yourself.

    move on...

    1. Mommy_Blue profile image53
      Mommy_Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      there is pretending for a while hoping to the creator he lets ya on top so you can work it yourself..... that's what i did with a new boy toy in the past.... pretend to really enjoy it then roll around and it's MY turn in the drivers seat.... it's easier to REALLY enjoy yourself (if the other can't work it) to just take control and help him (or her) help you....

      1. profile image0
        kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Welcome my friend, good to see you!!!!

        big_smile

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