lets see who has the best creative ending to our tall tale

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   ASHWINSPGAposted 14 years ago

   realized his mother too must be hungry and carried the girl over to his house,

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   tequilarosemama4posted 14 years ago

   to make cupplings with her. his heart was pounding as he steped over the door way to his room. his mother looked on fondly as she knew in her heart that this is what he wanted most to find the one he loved and be happy. the lovely creature carl found we will call rose. she is a half horse half woman.carl's eyes glazed over with love as he looked upon her beautiful features. he took the rose from between his teeth and gently handed it to her..

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   ASHWINSPGAposted 14 years ago

   The beautiful horgirl   took the flower in her hand and then suddeny burst out laughing. "Do you think i would fall in love with someone as ugly as you"? I rather be your dinner". with that she galloped out of the house and...

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   tequilarosemama4posted 14 years ago

   carl chased her around the beach until they were both breathless and laughing. he said i may be ugly but i love you and i know you feel the same for me. lets run away and be happy together. his mama came out of the house just then and turned to carl and said..

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   ASHWINSPGAposted 14 years ago

   Im hungry, lets eat the horgirl. Rose hearing this fled away and never was seen by Carl again....

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   awareposted 14 years ago

   Then  Disney walked in and in it's typical fashion . killed off the mom  . In a Bambi style drive by.Time to grow up, little purple dragon, Walt said. this is not a fairy tale . There's a lesson to be learned here. The moral to this story. Is the sea its vast.

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   awareposted 14 years ago

   am i a contender?

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   ASHWINSPGAposted 14 years ago

   but Carl was not in the mood to listen to advices and killed Disney and ate him. Carl anger was burning and then he made a solemn vow that...

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   awareposted 14 years ago

   ok who named the dragon carl ? thats just crule.

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    ASHWINSPGAposted 14 years ago

    I think it was Mikelong..

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    G-Ma Johnsonposted 14 years ago

    a silent vow to wait till his flames grew hot and strong, so no one could stop him from what his heart tells him....

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    ASHWINSPGAposted 14 years ago

    and his heart was telling him to kill all single mermaids, horgirls and the Disney gang in this world. He then made himself a rubber suit and called himself...
    
    (Hi Nana, where have you been?)Missed you

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    tequilarosemama4posted 14 years ago

    the dragonator..i am to rule the hearts of all the lovely sea creatures female..i have decided to become the only suitor for all of you and you all shall become my many wives and we shall live together in one big family..

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    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    but how come, if I have to think about it, we dont need to do this, one is enough for me, and I have only one hearts and for the others, I wish you can find another love in anothers arms

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    but surely Dragonator we live in a modern liberal society even here beneath the waves, I am of the female form but I shall not play second fidlle to any of these hussies, I am a free woman and a free lover...I shall not live in your cult of male dominance...I will leave that to the Republican Party..

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       prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       oh well, you are  free woman and go forth with your freedom, explore and find your love, I will set you free, and I will not dicate on your hearts,. LOVE IS FREE and not forced

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Yes it was Dragonator he ran straight at her and knocked her to the coral floor - I just could not believe what I was witnessing - it was horrible. This is Sarah Palin for Fox news signing off from the bottom of the sea...............

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    ASHWINSPGAposted 14 years ago

    and down came Oprah from her chopper to book him on her next show.

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    First I would like all you ladies in the audience to know that I have a free face pack from Avon for each one of you - and now let me introduce my first guest - Dragonator....

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    tequilarosemama4posted 14 years ago

    and so dragonator appeared on the oprah show..wait what? oprah is not for me i need the love doctor like dr. phil so dragonator made his apperance on dr. phil show. dr. phil asked dragonator (aka carl) if he was happy with the way his love life was going. dragonator said no that he was very unhappy. dr. phil said mabye it is time you change things mabye how everyone views you? dragonator asked how he could do this change and dr. phile gave him a magical sand dollar and told him on the third sunset he will go to a cave at the bottom of the ocean and there he shall..

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       prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       He followed the advice of Dr Phil and then off he went into the deepest part of the ocean wondering if he coud ever see the light again and what else could he do there, His mind is in disarray at the moment, thinking baout the life in the land not the sea and how it is very dark there, could he see the blue whale or the giant squid, or the sea horses, or Spongebob?

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Meet Curvasious Matilda, she would love him and cook for him for the rest of his life as long as he promised to be faithful to Curvasious, they would have Little Dragonators and Curvasious together, however, Dragonator declined Dr Phils promise of Monogamy and opted to go on Oprah where he knew he would at least get something for free......

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    ASHWINSPGAposted 14 years ago

    but when he landed in Japan to eat sushi he saw Disneyland and remembered his vow again and killed off the Little Mermaid  who was there on a vacation

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    tequilarosemama4posted 14 years ago

    on his way to make good on his vow he was interupted by something shiny out in the ocean. it was the water glistening off of a giant octupus. she waved a tenticle at him shyly. mesmorized carl walked towards the octupus. he stumbled over sea shells as if lost in a trance... forgetting the mermaid and his vow to kill her he anxiously met the octupus. he asked her i she knew where the cave was he had heard about and she said right this way. so carl followed the octupus to the cave. he entered the cave timidly not suire what to expect. close your eyes the octupus said and give me the sand dollar..
    
    swirl of lights began to swim around carl zigzagging back in forth till they covered his body. as if by magic strings they lifted him in the air..slowly they drifted carl back to the ground and flew away..carl lay on the ocean floor unaware of what had happened when he awoke he found to his surprise..

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    ASHWINSPGAposted 14 years ago

    He was dreaming and went off in search of the mermaids horgirls and the Walt Disney gang. (Goodnight)

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       tequilarosemama4posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       night

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    Len Cannonposted 14 years ago

    a purple dragon was walking along the bech one afternoon collecting sea shells for a pretty necklace he was making fr his mother.  He gave her the necklace, but she frowned at him and said sternly "You waste too much time on art and knick-knacks, you should be studying. How else will you become a lawyer and take care of our family?"
    
    So, the dragon studied hard throughout school and joined the right clubs and made the right contacts.  After he graduated, he was overjoyed to join DragonHarvard  There, he continued studying.  One night, one of the trust fund hatchlings convinced him to go out to a party.  Amongst the flame-seared beer bongs and acrid pot smoke, he saw her: Xylntihisahia.
    
    With scales like burnt umber and eyes like coals, she was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.  That night, he and Xylntihisahia would make love.  He saw her several times, but the two never managed to become more than friends.
    
    And so, the purple dragon continued his schooling, moving onto Columbia DragonLaw and passing the bar on his first try.  He worked for several years at a prestigious international contract firm, slowly climbing the ladder.  His mother was proud and well taken care of.
    
    To this day, none of his family knows why he jumped off the Chrysler building.  It shouldn't have mattered, anyways, he had wings didn't he?  But there he was, another dragon in a business suit with blood pooling around his broken frame.
    
    Little would anyone know that all he could think about was a seashell necklace thrown unceremoniously into the trash.  All he could remember was the smell of sweat and love coming off of sinewey scales colored like fired clay.  All he could feel was himself falling away.

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    tequilarosemama4posted 14 years ago

    down into the desires of ones heart. he felt a urge over come him. he knew right then that he couldn't live forever a bachlor that's not what his mom would have wanted for him. so he decide to create his very own romantic drama show. dragon bachlor searches for true love. he wrote flyers and sent out notices of his new up coming show. he went back home to england to await replyes back on his flyers.

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    Has_aWayWithWordsposted 14 years ago

    upon receiving his replies and applications for the new show he found one reply that stood out. This one reply made him immediately feel something he had never felt before. There was something about the words on that paper that touched him deep in his soul. He began to wonder if there was a need for this show after all, perhaps the writer of this one reply was the one for him but, could it really be this easy?

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       tequilarosemama4posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       dear dragon aka carl,
                        hello my name is arihanna. may i call you carl? i want you to know that i have been searching for someone just like you. someone who is loyal, sweet and honest. i would love to join your show but i think you should just scratch the idea and just run away with me. i don't care about looks it's what's in the heart that matters to me. i want a compassionate person who will understand me. i would love to meet you sometime go out to dinner or a movie. write me back please i await anxiously for your your response.

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    Has_aWayWithWordsposted 14 years ago

    Dearest Arihanna,
    
    You may call me carl, Your letter has touched me deeply and has made me feel something I had not thought possible until now. I worry that this seems to be all to easy and perfect. Do things really work this way. Is it possible that in a moment of my deepest need someone so perfect enters my life on a piece of paper. I want to say yes and I want to know if this is real but I am so very scared....

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       tequilarosemama4posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       arihanna writes back to carl, please don't be scared my love for i want to see you to be your one and only true love. we must meet up and see what becomes of us and this tiny bud of love. say you will be mine? say you will come be with me?

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    Has_aWayWithWordsposted 14 years ago

    Arihanna, I have nothing left here. I will come join you and see where this love takes us and to begin a life together. I hope that we can be together and that what I feel from your words can be felt from your touch once I am in your arms forever.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Then one day, Arihanna and Carl each got an anonymous letter - short letters - saying only:
    
    GET A ROOM!

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    Has_aWayWithWordsposted 14 years ago

    LMAO @ Mega1   that gets my vote for best ending

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    tequilarosemama4posted 14 years ago

    excited about meeting her future other half, arihanna sets about getting the dinning room ready for a candel light dinner for two. she sets out er finest sea shell china and silverwear. she has wine chillin in a bucket of ice near the table. a delicious clam bake is in the oven making the house smell yummy. red rose pedals are spread upon the table. satisfyed that dragon will approve she runs off to get her self all fixed up..minutes later she hears the chimes of the door bell. i wonder who that could be she says..she runs to the door and opens it..

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Dragonator had felt rather strange after licking the postage stamp, surely he was not to know that his friend Little Sea Horse had soaked the stamp in acid so that he could send it to his friend Nimble Fingers the octopus who was serving a 10 stretch for failing to send in his tax returns....was it all just a dream.....was Oprah real? was Obama in the White House....

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