Here we go with a countdown 10 to 1 !
10. It's time to get rid of your Kegerator !
9. That friend that always comes over for a place to crash and brings a twelve pack as his way of not feeling like a bum can no longer stay at your house!
8. Rip down your Every Days A Holiday so I have an excuse to drink poster!
7. Stop trying to write top 10 lists because the pressure always drives you to drink!
6.That 12' long beer bong from college can no longer be your main conversation piece in your house!
5. Every time you feel like taking a drink let your significant other drill you in the head as hard as he/she can with that blue 12 step book you never pick up anyway!
4.Avoid all holiday celebrations because seeing other drunks is a complete downer!
3. Replace your addiction like everyone else dose with gallons of coffee and chain smoking cigarettes!
2. No it is not ok to put on disguises to take multiple turns in the communion line!
And drum roll please,......,,,,....,,,,,.....,,,,.....
the #1 tip for staying sober is
1. You thought it would be really sweet to live next door to the liquor store,sorry buddy,time to move!