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Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football

Updated on January 31, 2015

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football

Collecting quotes is one of my favorite hobby aside form watching my favorite sport -- football, combine the two and bingo comes the top best and favorite sayings and quotes about football. Here they are, the best and favorite sayings and quotes about football. I hope you liked them too.

As all we know the game of football is a contact sports so most of the quotes touched that aspect of the sports. Come on now enjoy the quotes here:

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 1

  • I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards ---- whichever comes first

By George Rogers


Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 2

  • Football is not a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport
    By Duffy Daugherty

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 3

  • What's the toughest thing in a professional football game? Well, it's being the mother of the quarterback By JOHN MADDEN

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 4

  • The sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January --- only more intelligent By Dave Barry

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 5

  • Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers By Merle Kessler

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 6

  • You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. By Dan Birdwell

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 7

If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I would run over her if she was in my way, And I love my mother.By Bo Jackson

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 8

  • If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead
    By Erma Bombeck

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 9

  • The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public By John Heisman

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 10

  • Watching football is like watching pornography. There is plenty of action, and I cannot take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it By Luke Salisbury

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 11

  • I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important —like a league game or something By DICK BUTKUS

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 12

  • Being in politics is like being a football coach -- You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it is important By Eugene McCarthy

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 13

  • He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings By Torrin Polk

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 14

  • Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. By Frank Gifford

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 15

  • If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
    By Erma Bombeck

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 16

  • Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. By Heywood Hale Braun
  • Sure -- luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck  - By Don Shula
  • A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall -- By Frank Leahy

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 17

  • American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party
    By Sue Lawley

Best and Favorite Sayings and Quotes About Football 18

  • Gentlemen, it is better to die a small boy than to fumble this football By John Heisman

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